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Alright here we go this is a collaboration with Indunga who helped me with SWJS. This will be written in both Edward and Bella's POV alternating each post. There will be a prologue from each than our regular chapters will start. Please be patient with us I live in the US and she lives down under (he he he I love saying that) and we both have little ones that seem to be a bit demanding. Our goal is a prologue this week and the second next week. The first chapter will be up fortnightly Indunga is helping me use this term in my real life. If you're like me and had no clue what it meant it means two weeks. So real chapters will post every two weeks but please give us some grace we will do our best. We hope you all like it and leave us some feedback. This should be a fun ride. Dorkward and little Aussie Bella goes a long way….

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PROLOGUE

HIM

"Edward Anthony Cullen get your ass out here we are going to be late and I will not have her standing in the fucking baggage claim wondering where we are!"

FUCK!

So ya nothing will ruin a good jerk off session faster than your pissy twin sister banging on the fucking bathroom door while yelling at you. I guess I should get out and finish getting dressed. We are headed off to the airport to pick her up. I am more than a little apprehensive about living with her again. I'm not sure how it will be seeing her. Don't get me wrong I can't wait to lay my eyes on her gorgeous brown ones. I'm actually excited because I know she will be hugging me when we get to the airport and it may be the one time I actually get to touch her. Pathetic right? I can't help but think about her tiny little body pressed up against mine. Shit I'm hard again this is going to be seriously messed up if I can't keep my dick in check for the next year.

I stood looking at my reflection in the mirror over my dresser. I had put on the black jeans and the grey button down Alice had picked out for me. Let's face it I would be wearing blue jeans and a t shirt all the time if Alice didn't shop for me and force me to dress in a way that she felt represented her the best. I can't say that I minded really she had great taste and would never put me in something embarrassing. I pulled at my hair enough to get frustrated with it and left it alone. I slipped on my glasses and pulled on my jacket meeting Alice in the hall.

"Oh God Edward when on Earth are you going to get contacts?" She rolled her eyes and pulled me toward the door. She had been on my ass to get contacts for about three years now. She wore them and I just couldn't do it. The thought of sticking shit in my eye just freaked me out. I smirked at her comment and followed her to the door. We took my Volvo instead of her little yellow Porsche knowing we would need the room for all of her things. We had received quite a few boxes early last week but I knew she would have all kinds of shit.

This time living with her would be different. Let me back up for a moment. Two years ago my parents got the bright idea to host an exchange student from Australia. She arrived and I was aw struck form the first moment she was unbelievably gorgeous and I wasn't the only one who thought so Emmett's mouth hung open just as much. I was out of her league I could tell from the first moment I saw her. She had this long brown hair and a tan that made her glow. She had on these tiny tiny shorts that hugged her ass and showed off her long lean legs. The little tight t shirt she wore about killed me. It was a cold fall day when she got in and her little nipples went hard instantly when she walked out into the cool air. I felt Emmett shove me from behind and snicker. It became pretty clear pretty quickly that while Emmett thought she was hot he also thought she was a bit too much like Alice in a sister kind of way. Besides Rosalie would have had his dick in a vice had he tried anything. He gave me more shit over her in those 6 months than at any other time in my life. "Edward when are you gonna pound out that shit?", "Eddie you get your dick wet yet?", "E you gonna be balls dip in that shit soon?". The answer to all of that was no, no and NO! It's not that I wouldn't have minded but she never even looked at me like that. I will be honest as embarrassing as it is I was a virgin, well I still am. Not that I haven't had the chance like on prom night for instance Alice forced me to go with Jessica Stanley who was cute but annoying as fuck.

She got piss drunk and when she told me she had always wanted to fuck in a limo I thought what the hell. She started to go down on me and I was totally into it right up until she pucked on the floor. So ya I still have my V card and I would love to get rid of it.

So back to the topic at hand her, the her who has consumed my thoughts for over two years now the her that will be sleeping across the hall from me, the her that will be naked in the bathroom on a daily basis with no parental supervision what so ever. The her that slept with Mike fucking Newton when she was here last. The her that looks at me like a fucking bookworm and a best friend. This year is going to be torture and I will most likely end up with a raging case of carpal tunnel from all the alone time I will be spending thinking about her naked in the queen size bed Alice has placed in her room.

I pulled onto the off ramp headed to the airport when my phone began to buzz with a new text. I pulled it out and tossed it to Alice asking her to read it for me. She immediately began to giggle hysterically.

"what?" I almost growled at her.

"Um Emmett wants to know if your live in pussy has arrived?" She stammered out. Instead of texting back she called him back from my phone. She put it on speaker so we could all talk.

"Yo bro she there yet you're so lucky you get another shot at her!"

"Hey Emmie it's Alice and Edward and Edward will not be fucking her or anyone else, come on this is Edward we are talking about. Besides she and I have got an entire University of hot guys to work our way through!" Alice said it like it was obvious that they would be fucking the entire U of W football team. Both Emmett and I yelled for her to shut the fuck up at the same time. We both knew that Alice had been sowing her oats for the last two years but neither of us wanted to hear about it. It was one of the reasons she was in the room on the second floor I didn't want to hear that shit and we couldn't stop her. Believe me Emmett had tried and she just screwed her boyfriend Sam in Emmett's jeep to prove a point.

I pulled into the parking structure and parked the car. We were meeting her at baggage claim, we walked through the crowd of people and I spotted her. She was trying to get her suitcases to all stand up as she sat on one. She had on another pair of short shorts and a little pale purple t shirt. She held a purple University of Washington sweatshirt in her arms. I recognized it as the one I had sent her after she confirmed she was indeed coming to the states. She and I had been writing emails back and forth for the past two years she would tell me all about her friends and life down under and I would relay all of Alice's shit and the boring life that was Forks Washington. It never got deep I have to admit she was a better pen pal than myself I just never knew what to write without sounding like a complete loser so I often opted for the asshole route and sent back two or three sentences at a time. I took a deep breath and readied myself for the year to begin. I straightened up cupped my hands around my mouth to yell for her.

"ISABELLA!" her head popped up and I found her big brown doe like eyes. She jumped off of her luggage and ran at me. I braced myself for her as she flung her arms around me as well as her legs. I held her close breathing in her familiar scent of strawberries and coconut. I tried to not look obvious that I had

my face buried in her hair breathing her in. She loosened her grip and slid down my body as she and Alice embraced and both started screaming and jumping up and down.

"So ya don't worry ladies I got this." I said sarcastically as I gathered her shit and we headed back to the car and back to the house of pain. Fuck my life and this year what had I gotten myself into?

Living with my sister (who I really do love)…check

My parents bought us an awesome house off campus…check

A shit load of hard school work ahead of me….check

Bella living under my roof….check

A permanent hard on for the next 9 months or so…..check!