A/N: The Eds are in their late teens at this point, and so are the Kankers. I hope you like this idea for a story! I was watching Castaway the other day and thought "This would be a great idea for a story!" It's rated M for language but in later chapters it may get a little hot, but we shall see. R&R, no flames please! This is my first REAL story after all. Anyway here we go!

Prologue

Chapter 1

Myself, Ed, and Eddy had saved up enough money to go on a cruise to the Bahamas.

"Only a few more days till non-stop beach babes Double Dee!" Eddy boasted.

"Is that the whole reason we are on this cruise Eddy?" I questioned.

"Duh, why the hell else would I want to go to the Bahamas!"

"Well, there's the warmer temperatures, tropical atmosphere, and the loc-" I was cut off by Eddy saying

"I don't give two shits about that stuff Double Dee, I just wanna get me some babes!"

"*Sigh* I guess some things never change…" I said as we boarded the huge ship.

The accommodations were pretty large, especially for what we paid, grant it, we are all sleeping in the same room, but it is a pretty big and spacious room. As soon as we walked into our room, Ed immediately saw the toaster on the small kitchen counter and ran towards it practically screaming "Buttered Toast!" Myself and Eddy just laughed as he proceeded to make toast.

Once the ship started out to sea, the three of us decided to go and check out the rest of the ship. There was a swimming pool, full service bar, shuffle boarding, putting green, and a gambling house. When we decided to go get a bite to eat at the food court, we had a very unwelcomed surprise as we rounded a corner.

We rounded a corner and we saw Lee, May, and Marie Kanker.

Eddy said "Kankers!"

"Eds!" Lee said at the same time.

We both said in unison "What are you doing here?!"

Eddy, who was rather intimidated, spoke up and said to them "Y-y-y-you go first…"

Marie spoke up and said "We decided that we all needed a vacation from you guys and Peach Creek, and what better place to do it than the Bahamas. But, looks like that changed…"

I then said to Eddy "See! I told you people go to the Bahamas for other reasons!"

Eddy grumbled something that I couldn't make out, so I just shrugged it off.

"How can you even afford to go on this cruise? I mean, you live in a trailer park!" I said.

"We have our, ways… Heh heh…" Lee said while hitting her hand.

We all kind of slowly backed away at that sight.

"Well, what about you dorks, why the hell are you here?" Lee asked us.

"Eddy wanted to see some new babes, while I am going to study the local flora and culture." I responded to her.

"And to afford this, ol' sockhead here helped us out with some of the cash! But some of it was from the scams…" Eddy said...

"You're still paying me back Eddy…" I said rather irritated…

"I know! I know! Well, I'm getting hungry! So let's go boys!" Eddy barked at us.

"See you girls around… I guess…" I said to them.

"Catch ya later dorks…" May responded.

As we walked away, Ed screamed "Buttered Toaaaaaaaaast!" And proceeded to run to the food court.

I audibly heard the Kanker sister laugh at that, which really surprised me, to hear our former tormentors laugh was a sight to behold, until we saw them turn and glare at us, at that point, we ran to the food court.

"Wait for us Ed!" Both myself and Eddy yelled at him.

Later that night, while we were relaxing in our cabin, we heard a loud grinding sound, and the whole ship started to shake.

"What the hell is going on out there?!" Eddy exclaimed as we all ran out the door of our cabin. We looked off the deck to see that the ship appeared to have hit something in the water. People were screaming and panicking as the ship grinded on whatever was under the waves of the ocean.

Suddenly, the Kanker Sisters ran up to us and asked us "What the hell is going on?!"

The three of us answered back to them "We don't know!"

"It sounds like we hit something! Fuck the whole world!" May declared.

"It's probably just hit a shallow area of water May, probably nothing to worry about." I stated back to her.

"What if this scraping makes a hole in the ship Sockhead? What's gonna happen then?!" Eddy replied, pretty shakily I might add.

"I'm sure the crew will get us all to safety if that happens, which it won't." I answered.

"What if they don't? What are we going to do then! Just die in the ocean!?" Marie exclaimed.

"Look, Brainboy here is the smartest one of us, so, if anything, as much as I hate to say it, he's probably right." Lee stated, with some remorse in her tone.

As soon as Lee said that, the grinding sound stopped and the Captain's voice came over the intercom system "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Please remain calm, and I assure you that everything is fine. The scraping sound that happened was just an area of shallow water. Everything is fine. We should arrive in the Bahamas sometime tomorrow evening. Thank you and enjoy the rest of your trip."

"See! It's fine! We'll be arriving on schedule so it was just an area of shallow water." I said to them.

"I dunno Double Dee, something seems fishy here, like the crew is hiding something…" Eddy stated.

"The captain said its fine, so it's nothing to worry about." And with that, the six of us went back to our cabins.

Later in the night, as we were relaxing and getting ready to go to sleep, we hear the sound of metal crunching and bending, along with the sound of alarm sirens. The three of us rushed outside to see what was going on to see that the front half of the ship was sinking.

"What the hel- OH SHIT!" Eddy exclaimed.

"Quickly! To the Stern!" I shouted. We ran as fast as we could to the rear of the ship.

On our way there, we ran into the Kanker Sister and they asked us "What the hell is going on?!"

Eddy told them, "There's no time! The Ship is sinking! Just follow us!"

When we got to the back, the bow (front) of the ship was completely submerged, all the life boats were gone too. People were crying, lovers were sharing what might be their last kiss, and we were all hanging on for dear life, as the water slowly submerged the ship.

"Ed, Eddy, if this is the last time we get to see each other, I want you guys to know that, *sniffle* I-I had a fun time, over the years." I said.

"Me too Double Dee! I'm gonna miss you buddy!" Eddy replied to me.

Each of the Kanker Sisters had gone to their respective Ed (Lee-Eddy, May-Ed, and Marie-Edd), I didn't fully notice at the time, but Marie had grabbed my hand, and as we faced the end I felt secure with her holding my hand.

"Guys, *sniffle* I-I-I'll catch y-y-you on the o-o-other side… I h-hope…" I said, almost on the verge of crying…

The sound of the metal hull creaking became more and more evident, until *SNAP* the ship cracked in half, sending the back half of the ship into the water. As the ship fell, I felt someone, or something grab onto me, and hug me tightly. When I landed in the water I quickly swam up and found a board and grabbed on to it. Only to realize that Marie had grabbed onto me.

I said to Marie "Marie! Are you okay?! Marie!"

She said back to me "I-I'm f-f-fine Edd…"

Having no clue where Ed, Eddy, or the other Kankers were, nor if they were even alive, I focused on mine, and Marie's safety. The last thing I remember seeing before I blacked out was Marie Kanker, my childhood tormentor, clinging onto me for dear life as the ship sank to the dark depths of the ocean. The next thing I knew I was on a beach, with her lying next to me on the sand…

A/N 1: I hope you enjoyed the Prologue! Can't wait to put the next chapter up! Please R&R, no flames please, this is my first REAL story!

A/N 2: I did make some changes from the original now, made things a bit more 'in character.' I know, the ship sinking isn't very realistic, but, I'm a railroad guy, not a ship guy. So, I kind of just used the Titanic as an example. And, if anyone would like to make some cover art, don't be afraid to PM me! Thanks, and onto the next chapter!