French Poeple Are Stupid.
Kit: You are stupid!!!!
Ron: I know.
Kit: You do? Aww, I wanted it to be a surprise.
Ron: Sigh.
Kit: Sigh
Ron: Stop copying me!
Kit: I wasn't, it was your imagination.
Ron: Oh, well that makes it better.
Kit: I know.
Ron: Um, why are we alone, in a room, with one bed?
Kit: Because, this is my room, I only need one bed, and I want to "do" stuff.
Ron: Don't you have Tasuki for that?
Kit: Yeah, so where is he?
Ron: Guam.
Kit: Madagascar
Ron: Italy.
Kit: My closet in a cage.
Ron: ...uh.
Kit: Morocco
Ron: No.
Kit: What's wrong?
Ron: Nothing, jus' thinkin'.
Kit: About what?
Ron: "Stuff"
Kit: Oh.
Wufei: DIE!!!!!
Ron: *whacks him w/frying pan. * This dude is so optimistic, he just keeps going and going and going.
Kit: You mean he's secretly the Energizer bunny?
Ron: Yes.
Kit: Cool. *pokes unconscious body. *
Tasuki: Hello! What's up, esse?
Ron: When'd you learn Spanish?
Tasuki: On my trip to Mexico!!
Kit: I thought you said you were going to the store to buy some milk!
Tasuki: Uh....
Ron: Tasuki! Como estas!!!
Tasuki: Muy bien!
*Tasuki and Ron continue speaking in Spanish*
Kit: Sniff, I feel so left out.
Ron: Basta! Muchacha estupida. Hablas mucho French, es para nada! Idiota.
Kit: No! Whatever you said, no!
Tasuki: Buahahahahahaha.I'll never sleep with you again cause you don't know Spanish.
Ron: So who are you going to sleep with?
Tasuki: *looks at Ron real funny.*
Ron: *eyes widen.* No!!!!!
Tasuki: I love you.
Ron: *frying pans appear.*
Kit: Pans?
Ron: Duh, I need more then one. *whacks Tasuki really hard.*
Kit: Ouchie.
Ron: He should be okay now.
Tasuki: It hurts, that's too hard Kit. Paperclip gremlins rule Algebra.
Ron: *gasp* No! *runs to kill all of the Paperclip gremlins.*
Kit: Hehehehehehe...she's gone.
Tasuki: Yee-ha, now lets have some fun.
The End
Unholy Terrors
Ron: It's dark, and quiet, and spoooooooooooky.
Kit: *from thin air* You have entered the room of Unholy Terrors.
Ron: Why?
*Lights flick on*
Ron: Nooooo!!!!
*Quadratic equations and homework papers are everywhere*
Kit: Buahahahahahahaha!
Ron: Help me!
The End
Scary?
Ron: Hello, Nuri-chan.
Nuriko: What do you want now?
Ron: I wanna play!
Nuriko: Play what?
Ron: Exactly.
Nuriko: Huh?
Ron: You're so ditzy. Ya know?
Nuriko: Whatever.
Ron: Heh heh heh, you're jealous of Squall!
Nuriko: No! He'll never look as feminine as I do!
Squall: Who would want to be?
Ron: *glomps Squall* Hehehehe...
Squall: Whatever.
Ron: Ooohh... Say it again, it gives me goose pimples.
Nuriko: Geese have pimples?
Ron: *thinks about that for awhile * That would be gross if they did.
Squall: Whatever.
Ron: *giggle* Do it again!
Squall: Whatever.
Ron: *screeches* Oooh, I shook that time, nothing turns me on better.
Heero: Omae of korosu.
Ron, Nuriko, and Squall: O.o
Ron: It doesn't have the same effect.
Nuriko: Maybe on Relena.
Everyone: *shudder*
Heero: You just wait! I'll be back with an even scarier saying! Hahahahahahahahaha!
*Awhile later*
Heero: *Relena mask on* Hello!
Everyone: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh! *Die*
Nuriko: I'm too pretty to die!
Ron: Just die anyway.
Nuriko: *dies*
Heero: Hahahahahahahaha, I am VICTORIOUS!!!!!
The End.
Scoobie snack, say "sod@"!
Kit: *stare*
Tasuki: *stare*
Ron: *stare*
Squall: *stare*
Nuriko: *stare*
Kit: *looks around at everybody* What exactly are we staring at?
Ron: My sod@.
Tasuki: SOD@!
Squall: SOD@!
Nuriko: Coffee!
Ron: *whacks upside head* Baka.
Nuriko: Sorry, Mountain Dew!
Kit: Dummy.
Nuriko: Coke?
Squall: Stupid!
Nuriko: Pepsi?
Tasuki: Ewww...no.
Ron: *pulls at fanfic of Nuriko as burger flipper at McDonald's* Say it rights Nuri-chan.
Nuriko: Sod@!!!!!!!!
Ron: Yeah. *Throws him a Scoobie snack*
The End.
Kit: You are stupid!!!!
Ron: I know.
Kit: You do? Aww, I wanted it to be a surprise.
Ron: Sigh.
Kit: Sigh
Ron: Stop copying me!
Kit: I wasn't, it was your imagination.
Ron: Oh, well that makes it better.
Kit: I know.
Ron: Um, why are we alone, in a room, with one bed?
Kit: Because, this is my room, I only need one bed, and I want to "do" stuff.
Ron: Don't you have Tasuki for that?
Kit: Yeah, so where is he?
Ron: Guam.
Kit: Madagascar
Ron: Italy.
Kit: My closet in a cage.
Ron: ...uh.
Kit: Morocco
Ron: No.
Kit: What's wrong?
Ron: Nothing, jus' thinkin'.
Kit: About what?
Ron: "Stuff"
Kit: Oh.
Wufei: DIE!!!!!
Ron: *whacks him w/frying pan. * This dude is so optimistic, he just keeps going and going and going.
Kit: You mean he's secretly the Energizer bunny?
Ron: Yes.
Kit: Cool. *pokes unconscious body. *
Tasuki: Hello! What's up, esse?
Ron: When'd you learn Spanish?
Tasuki: On my trip to Mexico!!
Kit: I thought you said you were going to the store to buy some milk!
Tasuki: Uh....
Ron: Tasuki! Como estas!!!
Tasuki: Muy bien!
*Tasuki and Ron continue speaking in Spanish*
Kit: Sniff, I feel so left out.
Ron: Basta! Muchacha estupida. Hablas mucho French, es para nada! Idiota.
Kit: No! Whatever you said, no!
Tasuki: Buahahahahahaha.I'll never sleep with you again cause you don't know Spanish.
Ron: So who are you going to sleep with?
Tasuki: *looks at Ron real funny.*
Ron: *eyes widen.* No!!!!!
Tasuki: I love you.
Ron: *frying pans appear.*
Kit: Pans?
Ron: Duh, I need more then one. *whacks Tasuki really hard.*
Kit: Ouchie.
Ron: He should be okay now.
Tasuki: It hurts, that's too hard Kit. Paperclip gremlins rule Algebra.
Ron: *gasp* No! *runs to kill all of the Paperclip gremlins.*
Kit: Hehehehehehe...she's gone.
Tasuki: Yee-ha, now lets have some fun.
The End
Unholy Terrors
Ron: It's dark, and quiet, and spoooooooooooky.
Kit: *from thin air* You have entered the room of Unholy Terrors.
Ron: Why?
*Lights flick on*
Ron: Nooooo!!!!
*Quadratic equations and homework papers are everywhere*
Kit: Buahahahahahahaha!
Ron: Help me!
The End
Scary?
Ron: Hello, Nuri-chan.
Nuriko: What do you want now?
Ron: I wanna play!
Nuriko: Play what?
Ron: Exactly.
Nuriko: Huh?
Ron: You're so ditzy. Ya know?
Nuriko: Whatever.
Ron: Heh heh heh, you're jealous of Squall!
Nuriko: No! He'll never look as feminine as I do!
Squall: Who would want to be?
Ron: *glomps Squall* Hehehehe...
Squall: Whatever.
Ron: Ooohh... Say it again, it gives me goose pimples.
Nuriko: Geese have pimples?
Ron: *thinks about that for awhile * That would be gross if they did.
Squall: Whatever.
Ron: *giggle* Do it again!
Squall: Whatever.
Ron: *screeches* Oooh, I shook that time, nothing turns me on better.
Heero: Omae of korosu.
Ron, Nuriko, and Squall: O.o
Ron: It doesn't have the same effect.
Nuriko: Maybe on Relena.
Everyone: *shudder*
Heero: You just wait! I'll be back with an even scarier saying! Hahahahahahahahaha!
*Awhile later*
Heero: *Relena mask on* Hello!
Everyone: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh! *Die*
Nuriko: I'm too pretty to die!
Ron: Just die anyway.
Nuriko: *dies*
Heero: Hahahahahahahaha, I am VICTORIOUS!!!!!
The End.
Scoobie snack, say "sod@"!
Kit: *stare*
Tasuki: *stare*
Ron: *stare*
Squall: *stare*
Nuriko: *stare*
Kit: *looks around at everybody* What exactly are we staring at?
Ron: My sod@.
Tasuki: SOD@!
Squall: SOD@!
Nuriko: Coffee!
Ron: *whacks upside head* Baka.
Nuriko: Sorry, Mountain Dew!
Kit: Dummy.
Nuriko: Coke?
Squall: Stupid!
Nuriko: Pepsi?
Tasuki: Ewww...no.
Ron: *pulls at fanfic of Nuriko as burger flipper at McDonald's* Say it rights Nuri-chan.
Nuriko: Sod@!!!!!!!!
Ron: Yeah. *Throws him a Scoobie snack*
The End.