Hello. This is a strange thing done by me and my friend Mali. We did it
in the form of an RP on MSN. It's not done yet and we really don't have
much idea of what will happen in it. Okay?
Some things you need to know are, first, Dib is around the age of 14 or 15.
second, Ms. Bitters moved up in grades because she felt that the spirits
of Zim and Dib's class weren't crushed enough. Kay? Oh, and anything can
happen. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Cults, Pyros, Werecats, and Stupid Green Aliens
Chapter One: Skool is Not Fun at ALL!
It's a quiet night in the middle of Nowheresville USA... All is normal, except for the EAR SPLITTING CRY OF PAIN coming from that alley over there...
A teen girl of 16 screamed at the sight of the 20-something cultist. The Cultist moved toward girl. A scythe magically appearing in the Cultist's hand.She was about to swing when... A Black cat soared through the air and gave the Cultist severe kitty scratches! The woman (cultist) screamed and covered her face, and dissappeared.
The Cat changes into a girl, with brown hair and brown eyes, of 14.
Mali: Jenny, are you okay? Why didn't you flame her?
Jen: sorry, I was kinda gettin' over the shock of being come at by a girl with a scythe
Mali: oh well... We need to get out of here. SOON!
Jen: I wont argue with that! That Freak could come back for revenge. And I have a feeling we don't want to meet her friends
Mali: We got to get somewhere else. Another town.
Jen: Yeah. But where?
Mali: How about...
The scene fades to black and black to fade into. Another perfectly stupid day of SKOOL!
Ms. Bitters: New students, I don't care, talk to them
Dib, a big headed child, stared at the girls.
Dib: *Raises hand* Ms. Bitters, I think the girls don't belong here.
The new girls look nervous.
Mali: *eye twitches* Bug off...
Jen: What are you talking about? Of course we belong here! What makes you think we're different?
Mali: So what if we're different? *gazes around the room*
Dib rolls his eyes.
Mali: *scowls* What?
Mali looks away from Fox Mulder.
Poonchy: this happens EVERY time!
Mali's eyes fall upon Zim
Mali:*muttering* Different *Louder* So, uh, where do we sit?
Ms. Bitters: You sit THERE! She points to a single seat where Tak was.
Jen: Who sits there?
Ms: Bitters: * Points to Jenny* Due to tax cuts, you share the same seat!
Mali: Damn it! Jen: WHAT?!!? Hehehe... you're kidding.... right?
Ms. Bitters: No
Jen: Oh. Ohhhh...kaaaaaaay
Our two heroines try to fit in one single seat! With no success at all! Spitting and argueing happens, and now everyone hates each other more!
Mali: Ack! It's not worth it.
Jen: You're hoggin' the whole seat!
Mali sits on the floor.
Jen: that's better.
Mali: Happy?
Jen: Yes. Are you?
Mali: No, what do you think?
Jen: Fine, if you're gonna be that way.
Ms. Bitters hovers over the desk.
Ms. Bitters: Here's your assignment children of doom.
She hands out the assignment, which says DOOM all over it.
Jen: But.... this is 492 pages long. And all it says is doom!
Mali: So what?
Jen looks at Mali strangely.
Mali: I read Phantom of the Opera for the first time in a day! Wait...This is longer.
Jen's eyes widen.
Mali cries because the story was sad, but suddenly stops crying for no reason at all.
Jen: You worry me some times.
Dib looks back at the crazy girls.
Mali: Oh well. I have no life. But poor Erik! *Notices Dib staring* Stare somewhere else!!
Jen: Yeah, why do you keep staring at us?
Mali: We're not Aliens... I think, I hope, Maybe, Sorta, Kinda, NEVER MIND!
Jen: *sighs* we're NOT aliens Mali.
Mali: Okay.
Jen: Unlike that green thing over there
Dib stares at Jenny
Mali: He's not an ALIEN! He's cute. I like BIG eyes!
Jen: Oh come on! He's green!
Mali: SO? You went green when you ate the Scool food!(A/N-Scool is a variation of Skool)
Jen: *looks embarrassed* that... that was different!
Mali: Okay, skool food is evil.
Mali glances at Green Boy.
Dib: *looking at Jen* You.... You know about Zim?!
Zim stares at Jenny. He is worried.
Jenny stares at a fly on the ceiling.
The fly on the ceiling is staring at Jenny.
Jen: *looks back at Dib* Well It's pretty obvious. Anyone with ANY knowledge of the paranormal would see it right away!
Mali: Paranormal? I go with Gothic evil. Vampires, Lycanthropes, Liches...Not space...
Jen: And that's paranormal still, you're a hypocrite. I prefer more of the aliens, ghosts, supernatural...etc. kinda thing...
Cults, Pyros, Werecats, and Stupid Green Aliens
Chapter One: Skool is Not Fun at ALL!
It's a quiet night in the middle of Nowheresville USA... All is normal, except for the EAR SPLITTING CRY OF PAIN coming from that alley over there...
A teen girl of 16 screamed at the sight of the 20-something cultist. The Cultist moved toward girl. A scythe magically appearing in the Cultist's hand.She was about to swing when... A Black cat soared through the air and gave the Cultist severe kitty scratches! The woman (cultist) screamed and covered her face, and dissappeared.
The Cat changes into a girl, with brown hair and brown eyes, of 14.
Mali: Jenny, are you okay? Why didn't you flame her?
Jen: sorry, I was kinda gettin' over the shock of being come at by a girl with a scythe
Mali: oh well... We need to get out of here. SOON!
Jen: I wont argue with that! That Freak could come back for revenge. And I have a feeling we don't want to meet her friends
Mali: We got to get somewhere else. Another town.
Jen: Yeah. But where?
Mali: How about...
The scene fades to black and black to fade into. Another perfectly stupid day of SKOOL!
Ms. Bitters: New students, I don't care, talk to them
Dib, a big headed child, stared at the girls.
Dib: *Raises hand* Ms. Bitters, I think the girls don't belong here.
The new girls look nervous.
Mali: *eye twitches* Bug off...
Jen: What are you talking about? Of course we belong here! What makes you think we're different?
Mali: So what if we're different? *gazes around the room*
Dib rolls his eyes.
Mali: *scowls* What?
Mali looks away from Fox Mulder.
Poonchy: this happens EVERY time!
Mali's eyes fall upon Zim
Mali:*muttering* Different *Louder* So, uh, where do we sit?
Ms. Bitters: You sit THERE! She points to a single seat where Tak was.
Jen: Who sits there?
Ms: Bitters: * Points to Jenny* Due to tax cuts, you share the same seat!
Mali: Damn it! Jen: WHAT?!!? Hehehe... you're kidding.... right?
Ms. Bitters: No
Jen: Oh. Ohhhh...kaaaaaaay
Our two heroines try to fit in one single seat! With no success at all! Spitting and argueing happens, and now everyone hates each other more!
Mali: Ack! It's not worth it.
Jen: You're hoggin' the whole seat!
Mali sits on the floor.
Jen: that's better.
Mali: Happy?
Jen: Yes. Are you?
Mali: No, what do you think?
Jen: Fine, if you're gonna be that way.
Ms. Bitters hovers over the desk.
Ms. Bitters: Here's your assignment children of doom.
She hands out the assignment, which says DOOM all over it.
Jen: But.... this is 492 pages long. And all it says is doom!
Mali: So what?
Jen looks at Mali strangely.
Mali: I read Phantom of the Opera for the first time in a day! Wait...This is longer.
Jen's eyes widen.
Mali cries because the story was sad, but suddenly stops crying for no reason at all.
Jen: You worry me some times.
Dib looks back at the crazy girls.
Mali: Oh well. I have no life. But poor Erik! *Notices Dib staring* Stare somewhere else!!
Jen: Yeah, why do you keep staring at us?
Mali: We're not Aliens... I think, I hope, Maybe, Sorta, Kinda, NEVER MIND!
Jen: *sighs* we're NOT aliens Mali.
Mali: Okay.
Jen: Unlike that green thing over there
Dib stares at Jenny
Mali: He's not an ALIEN! He's cute. I like BIG eyes!
Jen: Oh come on! He's green!
Mali: SO? You went green when you ate the Scool food!(A/N-Scool is a variation of Skool)
Jen: *looks embarrassed* that... that was different!
Mali: Okay, skool food is evil.
Mali glances at Green Boy.
Dib: *looking at Jen* You.... You know about Zim?!
Zim stares at Jenny. He is worried.
Jenny stares at a fly on the ceiling.
The fly on the ceiling is staring at Jenny.
Jen: *looks back at Dib* Well It's pretty obvious. Anyone with ANY knowledge of the paranormal would see it right away!
Mali: Paranormal? I go with Gothic evil. Vampires, Lycanthropes, Liches...Not space...
Jen: And that's paranormal still, you're a hypocrite. I prefer more of the aliens, ghosts, supernatural...etc. kinda thing...