Stolen

Inside the penguin HQ. Skipper was about to make himself some coffee when he suddenly noticed his favorite mug was missing. He looked under the table and behind the coffee maker but there was no sign of it. It's gone!

"Kowalski, have you seen my favorite mug?" Skipper asked Kowalski who was holding the cookie jar.

"No. Have you seen my safety goggles?" he asked back. Skipper shook his head.

"Skippah, I can't find my lunacorn!" Private whimpered followed by a worried Rico who was searching for his Miss Perky doll.

"Where are you baby?" Rico blabbered.

Skipper rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Four items missing all at once? This could mean one thing," he turned to his men looking serious. "Someone broke into our HQ and stole our stuff!" Skipper announced.

Private and Rico gasped while Kowalski was looking inside the empty cookie jar. "About that. It seems whoever stole our stuff also ate all our cookies." Kowalski added.

Skipper's eye twitched. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Outside the penguin base Rico, Kowalski, and Private were following a steaming Skipper.

"What do we do now, Skippah?" asked Private.

"We'll find that thief and avenge like no one avenged a crunchy pastry before!" The leader promised. Rico growled in agreement.

"First stop the otter habitat." Kowalski announced.

Inside the otter habitat, Marlene was playing her Spanish guitar when the penguins suddenly burst in.

"Spread out!" Skipper ordered. The three penguins began searching the cave, flipping furniture and moving everything out of place. Marlene on the hand was completely out of what's going on.

"G-Guys. What're you doing? That's my furniture!" Marlene said confused.

"We're looking for clues Marlene!" Private chirped while looking through a magnifying glass.

"Clues, Why?"

"Someone penetrated our base, stole our stuff, and ate all our cookies. Now we need to discover the identity of who did it and stop it" Kowalski explained.

"And avenge our cookies!" Skipper added.

"Okaaaay. I get the part about your stuff being stolen, but the cookies? Seriously?" she said with her hands on her hips.

"They were chocolate chip Marlene! CHOCLATE. CHIP!" Skipper growled at her. "We're gonna find the pastry eater and make him pay!"

"Okay, okay. Good luck with that. I'll be here brushing my…" she paused when her hair brush was nowhere to be found. "Where's my hair brush?"

"Aha the thief strikes again!" Skipper exclaimed.

"What no. I just….misplaced it that's all." She said and started searching through her belongings and under her bed for her missing brush. After a while she gave up. "All right. It's gone" she said in defeat.

Skipper crossed his flippers and grinned. "Well played thief. Well played."

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A/N: Hey Guys! Some readers asked me to do more humor so here it is!

I hope you enjoyed it and wait for the next update where Skipper and the others will question the zoo animals and things go crazy.

Please review!