written by, Kato.
On January 16th, 2001. Somewhere around 3PM, Central.
Three Little Turks
The three little Turks(Reno, Elena, Rude),
act like Jerks,
and their boss had sent them for 'help'.
"Rufus, here, see here, see here!
Charter will not cure us!"
"You got failed at Charter?
What bad little Turks!
Now you shall get no paycheck!"
The three little Turks,
the world's biggest jerks,
were kicked out of every asalim.
"Rufus, here, see here, see here!
We seem to be in quite a fix!"
"Kicked out of the asalim?
What /strange/ little Turks!
Now you shall get a restraining order!!"
(Rufus is quite scared of the Turks by this point)
The three little Turks,
who acted like jerks,
decided to try to be nice.
"Rufus, here, see here, see here!
We Turks have cured ourselves!"
*blinks* "How the heck did you manage that?"
((off screen Narrator WHACKS Rufus))
"Ow. I mean,
Cured yourselves? What good little Turks
Now you shall get your paychecks!"
But Rufus didn't give 'em anything anyway so they all cried "Yer mean!"
Author's Note: This was written mainly because...... its funny? Ah, such nonsense comes when reading the Three Little Kittens to a FinalFantasy loving person. ^_~
copyrights and all that good stuff.
The Turks, and Rufus Shinra, are © Square Soft.
This storyline and the story itself, all text, etc © 2001 Kato.
=> Enjoy.