Sequel to talkto the hand. got this idea from a review from XquizitSimplicity, Thank you so much for triggering this story! I do not own Inuyasha
The scent of sake drifted through the air as three friends enjoyed the indulgence in alcohol; it was quite rare for them to do so. "I ain't drunk!" Yelled a silver haired, dog eared youth, sake wafting from is breath; he paused then continued his drunken speech. "You're da one who drunk!" He continued, maintaining his volume and pointing at an equally intoxicated girl wearing a green school uniform.
"No, you drunk!" She snapped back at him, matching his volume and beating him in shrill pitch. The youth starting to speak but the school girl cut him off. "I don' wanna talk to ya no more! Talk to the booty cuz the hand's off duty!" she screeched, swaying her hips in mock seductiveness.
A sigh escaped the young monk seated behind them; unlike those two, the monk could hold his liquor, if nothing else. Bored, he took another sip of sake; wondering how a certain young demon slayer was fairing in repairing her armor which had torn in a combat with a demon three days ago. Honestly the monk found indulging in alcohol with the younger couple to be a less than entertaining pass time. "I'll have to remember that phrase Kagome used just now, it was slightly amusing…"
A few days later…
"I thought Sango said she would come back today." Inuyasha said abruptly, impatience riddled in his tone. Kagome sighed, wondering if the hanyou had the capacity to think; couldn't he realize that sometimes people ran late?
"Sometimes people are late, Inuyasha." The school girl told him with irritation; for whatever reason, Kagome seemed a little bit short tempered today. Inuyasha opened his mouth to further protest Sango's tardiness but was cut off by Kagome's temper. "Uuurgh! Talk to the ground Inuyasha! Osuwari!" The hanyou found himself facing the earth.
"I'd prefer to talk to the hand…" Inuyasha muttered, scrambling to his feet. Shippo let a sigh escape; he for one did not find amusement in the lover's spats that Kagome and Inuyasha so frequently had. Miroku on the other hand, laughed silently to himself, remembering another phrase Kagome had used.
"Sorry for the wait! We got lost on the way here!" Sango called out as soon as she could see the figure of her friends.
"Lost? Seriously?" Miroku asked the Tajiya when she was in hear shot of normal talking. "Some how I thought you'd known the way well enough not to…"
"I was surprised too" She answered, stroking Kirara. "I was so sure I was on the right path…" Suddenly Sango cringed, the monk's hand had found its favorite spot once more. "Taalk tooooo… The hand!" She shrieked slapping him with all her might.
"That's not right…" Miroku murmured, thinking that Sango couldn't hear him. "Isn't suppose to be talk to the booty 'cause the hand's off duty?"
Another slap rang out.
That's all. so long for now. remember to review!