I OWN NOTHING! ALL THINGS RWBY RELATED BELONGS TO ROOSTER TEETH WHILE ALL THINGS BLEACH RELATED BELONGS TO TITE KUBO!

Hey guys, BadBatch here and this is just a side project that i just write for the hell of it. Some of it will be non-canon with my other story "The White Devil of Remnant".

If you have any suggestions about a story just write it in the review and i'll try and make it.

Anyway hope you enjoy this trainwreck of a story!

Side story 001. Hot n Spicy.

"Yang no, you've been making him cook for us for the last two weeks now." Said the red hooded leader of team RWBY.

"Aww come on sis, you love his cooking and beside he said that he love to cook for us remember?" Said the blonde brawler.

"Yes i love his cooking but that doesn't mean the should cook for us 24/7." She said back. "Beside Jaune have other responsibilities other that feeding us."

"So you DO agree that Jaune should cook for us right?"

"Wha...that's not what i meant. Weiss, Blake help me out here." She said to the other two members.

Weiss was the first to speak. "While i do like his cooking but making him cook for us everyday isn't something i agreed to Yang." Said the ice queen.

Blake didn't say a word but her face was starting to grow red for some reason.

"Bah you two are no fun, and you Ruby." She pointed at her sister. "Dad always said that to win you have to take every opportunity presented to you, remember?."

Ruby's left eye twitch. "This isn't fighting Yang!"

Blake who was silent from the start of the argument finally voice her opinion. "Guys i don't think we should barge into JNPR's room for now." She said quietly, sadly it was unheard by her team.

As they open the door all words and thoughts left them.

Yang who was first to enter team JNPR room turn to stone thanks to what she witness.

"Umm…Yang are you o….." Ruby stop mid-sentence.

"Why are you two stop…." Weiss stop mid-sentence.

And Blake? She's already ran away leaving one of her shadow clone in her place.

Inside team JNPR room we can see two member of the team on one of the bed, Nora who was topless was sitting on Ren's lap who was equally topless but have a shocked expression on his face while looking at the rest of team RWBY.

"Nora! Stop! You didn't lock the door!" He shouted at the girl.

"Hmm?" Nora who was busy licking Ren's chest look up at him then towards the door. "Oh hey guys!" She greets team RWBY. "What's up?"

The rest of team RWBY didn't say a word, they slowly exits the room leaving the two to continue with their previous activity.

"We never mention this to anyone understand." Yang said getting a nod from the other two members.

*With Blake*

"GOTTA FIND JAUNE! GOTTA FIND JAUNE! GOTTA FIND JAUNE! GOTTA FIND JAUNE!" She repeats in her head while dashing through the school looking for her mate.

Hmm...why did Blake ran away to find Jaune? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z (outdated meme is outdated)

CHEERS LAD!