Somewhere far, far, far, away in an unknown region, A young trainer named Allen Walker had just defeated the Elite four, Yeegar, Tiedoll, Nine and Sokalo, and was on his way to the champion match.
In the large hall, that seemed to reek of alcohol, He turns to face the Champion. The red haired, self absorbed man, Marian Cross, who had countless women hanging off him.
With out a second thought Allen sends out Lavi the level 70 Typhlosion.
Champion Cross sends out the level OVER 9000 Arceus.
Champion Cross' Arceus uses judgement.
Its Super Effective!
Countless bottles of alcohol rain from the roof!
Trainer Allen is knocked unconscious!
His pokémon drag him away...
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The Rematch:
Allen comes to face Cross again, equipped with $100,000,000,000 dollars as a shield so he won't get KO-ed again. He sends out Kanda the lever 75 absol. Cross sends out a Pokémon that has just been discovered, the 650th Pokémon and the most dangerous...a one of a kind killer even stronger than arceus: timcampy.
Timcanpy and Kanda duel it out, but Cross sneaks up from behind and attacks Allen with a book of Debts.
His Pokémon drag his remains to Nurse Joy.
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After the rematch:
When they final reached the Pokémon centre who should they find but Cross! Happily enjoying the company of Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny and all the alcohol he could by with the $100,000,000,000. Timcamnpy uses Roar of Time, and Allen decides he shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.
From a convocation with dragonfire33. Thank you |D