Clyde is in his House cleaning the attic out
Jesus Christ this is annoying cleaning out the attic said Clyde
Clyde sighs and continues cleaning until he sees a box and opens it
looks like another pile of rubbish said Clyde
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Clyde picks it up and throws it in the bin but notices a laminated piece of paper still hanging in the box so Clyde gets it out of the box and blows the dust off the paper
What is this? asked Clyde
Clyde reads on and realizes what it is.
ah my birth certificate, wait a minute why is there a brother part in my birth certificate replied Clyde
Clyde opens the piece of paper out of the laminated plastic and looks at his birth certificate and reads it
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Birth Certificate
Clyde .E Donovan.
Mother: Betsy (Deceased)
Father: Jack Tenorman
Brother: Eric T. Donovan (Renamed to Cartman)
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Clyde`s eyes almost pop out of their sockets
My god my real father is dead and my relative is Cartman no way I got to get to Cartman`s house now said Clyde
Clyde runs with the certificate in his hands and heads for Cartman`s house
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Meanwhile at Cartman`s house, Cartman is in his room thinking of what to do next with the Jew.
I should really get that Jew tomorrow said Cartman
Cartman begins to think about it until a knock on the door is heard and Cartman walks out of his room and heads for the door.
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Must be the Jew boy again said Cartman
It was raining and Cartman did not expect to see Clyde at his door.
Huh Clyde what are you doing here? asked Cartman
Clyde looked at Cartman and Sighed
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Can we talk in your room please replied Clyde
Cartman looked worried and they walked up to his room and entered the room.
Okay what is this about Clyde? asked Cartman
Clyde passed Cartman the piece of paper.
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What do you want me to do with this? asked Cartman
Clyde smiled at Cartman
Read it Cartman replied Clyde
Cartman looked at him and then went on to read the paper and he was shocked.
Wait a minute it cannot be no way! Yelled Cartman
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Cartman stared at Clyde and couldn't believe it
We are Half Brothers Cartman replied Clyde
Cartman was worried then his mum entered
Oh hi Clyde is everything okay? asked Liane
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Cartman was angry looking at his mum
Read this you didn't tell me did you? asked Cartman
Liane went on to read the birth certificate and she went silent
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Eric I need to tell you something sit down with me you too Clyde replied Liane
Clyde nods at Eric Cartman`s mum
Eric you see your father Jack Tenorman was indeed your father but before me he was with another women and that is Clyde`s Mum so the fact is Clyde is your Half Brother said Liane
Cartman and Clyde were shocked when she told them
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I can't believe it Clyde is my Half Brother replied Cartman
Clyde smiled and Cartman for the first time ever gave his Brother a nice hug.
Okay I will leave you to it Eric and Clyde you need to catch up said Liane
Cartman looks at his Brother and gets angry
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They always call you Fat ass but they call me Fat piece of shit yelled Clyde
Cartman laughs at Clyde and He Frowns
Clyde don't worry about it now if Kyle and Stan come over don't tell them anything about it till we tell the teacher tomorrow at school replied Cartman
Clyde smiles at Cartman and Clyde goes home spending his night sleeping
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Meanwhile At Clyde`s house
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Wow finding out who my half-brother is amazing said Clyde
Clyde smiled and went to sleep and snored away.
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The Next Day At the bus stop Cartman arrives next to Kenny
Cartman what took you so long? asked Stan
Cartman stares at Stan
I just needed to do some stuff I am ready now replied Cartman
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Playing with your fat ass again said Kyle
Kenny and Stan laugh at Cartman
Aye don't call me fat you fucking Jew rat Yelled Cartman
Kyle got very angry at Cartman
Don't belittle my people you Fucking Fat ass! Kyle Yelled Back
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The Bus Arrived and the boys got on but Cartman noticed Clyde was on the bus but acted very silent the whole trip.
Stan do you find something is strange with Cartman today? asked Kyle
Stan stares at Cartman
His problem is his fat ass and the crazy bitch driving the bus replied Stan
Crabtree turned around with anger in her eyes staring at the boys.
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What did you say? asked Crabtree
I said Cartman is gay replied Stan
oh ok said Crabtree
She continued driving the bus and 15 mins later they arrived at school
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Finally Here thank god said Stan
Kyle Smiled along with Kenny
They all got off the bus and headed into the school.
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Meanwhile Clyde was talking with Bebe
So yeah not much to talk about said Clyde
Bebe Giggled at Clyde`s tone of voice until Cartman appeared
What the hell do you want? asked Bebe
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Cartman just smiled at Clyde and walked off.
Clyde was still thinking about yesterday finding out the truth about his family.
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The Bell Rang and Everyone Went to Class they all headed to Mr Garrisons Class.
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Okay Children today we are going to talk about relatives of your family said Mr Garrison
Everyone wasn't prepared for what Mr Garrison wanted them to do.
Clyde Suddenly raised his hand up
Yes Clyde? Asked Mr Garrison
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What if you're like me without a relative? asked Clyde
Garrison Thought about what Clyde said
True Fact Clyde you're not to do it since you`re the only one kid in your family replied Mr Garrison
Clyde smiled but Cartman stared at Clyde and smiled making Clyde notice his presence
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Okay Kyle You first said Mr Garrison
Kyle got up and begun his relative speech.
Well my brother Ike is in this school he is Canadian and Jewish like me and we enjoy all the favourite things so yeah not much to tell basically replied Kyle
Kyle smiled at everyone in the class.
Okay Kyle Thank you I'll give you an A said Mr Garrison
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Kyle walked over to his desk with a grin on his face
How about Wendy? Asked Garrison
Wendy Gets up and Smiles at Stan and begins her presentation
Well I have my mum and dad which someone here knows them very much and my Boyfriend Stan which is awesome and I consider Kyle my brother basically we all live quietly in this town and I always like meeting great friends just like Bebe and all that thank you said Wendy
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Garrison was impressed by Wendy`s Speech as was Stan
Well Wendy that was incredible you get an A as well Replied mr Garrison
Wendy smiled heading back to her Seat.
Guess Eric your next said Mr Garrison
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Clyde Gulped and Cartman just kept calm heading up to the front of the Class
Cartman sighs before beginning
Looks like Fat ass will fail whispered Kyle
Clyde just smiles at Cartman watching him closely
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Okay my name is Eric Cartman and I have a half Brother named Scott Tenorman and my mum is at work like usual, my dad is dead who you might not know is Jack Tenorman so yeah and that's about it said Cartman
Garrison looked at him confused
Really that's your best effort I think you will get a F if you don't have more replied Mr Garrison
Clyde started getting edgy
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Eric get back to your seat you are going to fail Yelled Mr Garrison
Suddenly Clyde got up off his chair
Stop Mr Garrison he has one more thing to add I said that I wasn't doing the presentation because Cartman had to do it first replied Clyde
Everyone was Confused even Mr Garrison
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Clyde what on earth are you talking about? asked Mr Garrison
Clyde stared at Cartman
Should I tell them now Cartman? asked Clyde
Cartman nodded to Clyde and everyone was watching the two of them wondering what was going on
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The thing is I have my birth certificate here today which will indicate my half-brother replied Clyde
He shows it up on the board and all the student`s saw it they were shocked even Mr Garrison was.
Clyde Donovan is my Half Brother said Cartman
Kyle and Stan were even shocked as much
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there is no way they are related said Kyle
Cartman Smiled at Clyde and they hugged each other
When Wendy Fought Eric Cartman that day I was hurting inside scared for Cartman and myself I didn't want him to get hurt said Clyde
Wendy put her head down in shame
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Okay that is the Presentation Mr Garrison replied Cartman
Mr Garrison and the Students were Speechless
I… ah... A+ murmured Mr Garrison
It was a shocking day Cartman and Clyde got an A + for the first time ever at school.
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