This story was originally written as a sketch/skit kinda thing, so it was originally a script. But as the script will never be used unless I magically gain friends who cosplay Yugioh, I decided it was a good idea to (out of boredom really) turn it into story form. Mostly I just fleshed the dialogue out and shit. Be warned this fic is crack with no plot.
Disclaimer: Do I look like I own this awesome show? NO.
There is a lady typing away on a desktop computer when Joey approaches the front desk.
"Um, ma'am?" Joey starts nervously. The lady stops typing and looks up at the blonde.
"Welcome to Domino City's Rehab center, how may I help you today sir?"
"I need…I need" Joey wrings his hands nervously as he tries to explain what he needs help for.
"Rehab?" The lady doesn't waste a beat. "What program are you looking for? Drugs. alcohol, sex, card games, white haired psychos, puzzles, dice?"
"N-no." Joey stutters and looks down at his feet with a bright blush on his cheeks. "…Kaiba." He whispers almost inaudibly, but the lady manages to catch it. She pretends to be surprised when she looks up at him.
"You are addicted to Mr. Kaiba?" The lady looks Joey up and down. "You wouldn't happen to be Joey Wheeler would you?"
"Th-that's me!" Joey exclaims in surprise.
"I see, but Mr. Wheeler wouldn't being addicted to a person mean you are in love with them?"
Just as she finishes her sentence Kaiba walks in the door carrying his trusty briefcase.
"What? Are you saying that I'm in love with Seto Kaiba?"
Upon hearing Joey's outburst Kaiba drops his briefcase. Joey hears the clash of metal against linoleum and turns around quickly. His eyes go wide in realization and he screams in a surprised manner.
"Eek! K-Kaiba!"
Kaiba stalks right up to Joey and grabs him by his neck and yanks him into a passionate kiss.
"This is where I would ask 'where are all the declarations of love and all that?' but I forgot this is Yaoi and we're only trying to please the fangirls." The desk lady mumbles.
THE END