I'd like to say in advance that the characters may be out of character. I'm sorry if they are.

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"So, what do you guys think?"

"What the fuck?!"

"Cid, please. Your language."

"Say 'What the fuck-eth' instead."

"Yuffie!"

"Sorry Aerith."

"The fu..."

"Cid!"

"See Leon thinks it's a good idea!"

"I said no such thing."

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The Hollow Bastion Restoration Committee was huddled over the poster Yuffie had presented on the table. Written in large, glittering, red print were the words:

Help raise funds for the restoration of Radiant Garden!

AUDITION NOW FOR OUR FUND RAISING PLAY: ROMEO AND JULIET!

For any questions contact Yuffie of the Hollow Bastion Restoration Committee.

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"Come on you guys. Think about it for a second." Yuffie looked at the faces of the others around the table expectantly.

Cid was grimacing. What the hell? This isn't going to work.

Aerith was smiling. This is a great idea! It would help us a lot.

Leon looked at the curling poster blankly. If I stare at it long enough maybe it will disappear.

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"Since when did we become this desperate?" Cid finally muttered irritably.

"This isn't desperate!" Yuffie cried indignantly.

"Then what's this for?"

"To restore Radiant Garden! Are you blind? It says so right there." Yuffie pointed at the poster on the table again. "Or do I have to make the poster even bigger?"

"I'm not blind you little..."

"I agree with Yuffie on this." Aerith interrupted. "We can't shoulder all the costs for the repairs."

"Unless Leon would be generous enough?" Cid gave Leon a pleading sideways glance. However Leon didn't see him for he was still looking at the poster. "Leon?"

"..." Shit. It's not disappearing!

"I didn't think so. See Cid? We need funds!" Yuffie slammed her hand on the poster to show her emphasis. At the same time spraying the other three with red glitter.

"Aaahhh!"

"Oops, sorry. I guess it wasn't dry yet."

"It's all right Yuffie..." Aerith smiled patiently.

"Yeah, this would look great if I wanted to be one of the three fairy godmothers!" Cid said as he tried to rub the glitter off.

"I said I was sorry didn't I?"

"You don't sound sorry."

"Enough. Please." Aerith placed on a strained smile. Trying to change the subject, "Yuffie, why Romeo and Juliet of all plays?"

"I don't see why not. Everybody loves Romeo and Juliet! It's a classic!"

"I bet it's the only classic you know..." Cid muttered darkly.

"I heard that!"

"At least that's one thing working with you."

"You wanna take this outside old man?"

"Please do." Aerith said tiredly.


I'd like to know if this is any good or worth continuing. I review would really be helpful.

Please don't take anything seriously. It's supposed to be a silly and light story.

If you can help it, hold back the flames. :P