Okies so i re-did this up ^^
You all know you do some of these, well maybe you do alot of them but you don't hav to admit it
The amount I do is just growing, so im curious about others ^^
The list is long, so I hope you make it to the end without getting bored *fingers crossed*
(A/N: I hope i didn't repeat myself)
So in Enjoy~!
You know your obsessed with Naruto when....
-All you can think of is Ramen
-You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun
-You put underwear on your head and pretend your Choji
-You clash jutsus with your friends
-You memorize hand signs and unleash a "jutsu"
-You pretend like you memorized hand signs and unleash a jutsu
-Your favorite phrase is "Believe it!"
-You grab random leaves and try to split them with your chakra
-You wait for the Manga Spoilers
-You post the Manga spoilers
-You wish your grandma looked like Tsunade
-You scream out jutsu names like RASENGAN and KATON
-You sleep with a Kunai under you pillow
-You take toilet paper out of the bathroom and attempt to summon a frog
-You throw sand at someone and scream "DESERT COFFIN!"
-You have sharingan contacts
-You own Naruto Headbands
-You think Orange is the new Black
-You yell "Itadakimasu" before every meal
-You have attempted to walk on water by concentrating chakra to your feet
-You steal your little sisters dolls and pretend your Sasori
-You wish your girlfriend had pink hair and green eyes
-You give piggy back rides to your friends and call it "training"
-You make Naruto AMV's
-You fantasize about being in the Naruto world
-You hate where Kishimoto is taking the story and you write your own version(yes it includes fanfiction)
-You take a ball and use it as a rasengan on someone
-You run and throw your hands behind your back while doing so
-You attempt to climb up trees with just your feet
-Youve called the principal "hokage"
-You train with weights on your legs
-After you take them off you think your twice as fast
-You pretend you have the kyubbi
-You insert "Dattebayo" in random sentences
-You dont sleep because you think Shukaku will take control
-You hang out on swingsets
-You argue over which Naruto Kunoichi is stronger
You think fillers are stupid
-You have many of the Naruto openings on your Ipod
-You attempt to get drunk in order to fight better
-You are on Mangafox posting on every thread
-You are on Mangafox posting on every thread and argueing with people who think Sasuke or Naruto is stronger
-You attempt to seal a demon into your little brother
-You pierce your entire face and pretend your Pain
-You state that your goal in life is to become Hokage
-You attempt to take your little brothers eyes in order to gain immortality
-You insert "clan" after your last name
-You doodle "chidori vs rasengan" in your notebooks
-You yell at people for pronouncing "Naruto" wrong
-You put on a bath robe and pretend your Akatsuki
-You constantly argue with blinx about everything Naruto-related
-You do origami and pretend your Konan
-Your thoughts before an episode are "Subbed yes, Dubbed noooooooo"
-Your email has "Uchiha" in it
-You kick someone in the knees and scream "KONOHA SENPOU!"
-You start making couples for Naruto
-You think killing your best friend will give you powers
-Your excuse for not being able to do jutsu is "Your out of chakra"
-You refer to your SAT's as the "Chunnin exams"
-You have twisted your ankle trying to imitate Neji's rotation.
-You try to slice bread with a Chakra blade.
-You get a cut and swear the kyubbi's chakra will heal it.
-You've made CHIDORI noises with your mouth.
-You've punched a wall pretending to have super strength and hurt your knuckles in the process.
-You palm thrust your friend in the stomach to seal up his demon chakra
-You constantly get medicine and alcohol confused.
-You train your dog to piss in people's eyes
-You keep all your money in a frog (which of course has a name)
-You refer to your homework as missions, and rank them as such
-You still cry (or are sad) over a character that has been dead for like 100 chapters
-You are socially inept, ghostly pale, and fake smiles 98% of the day
-You're not satified with Cosplay outfits because they aren't real enough
-You spend all your time trying to figure out how to save Sasuke
-When your week revolves around when the new chapter comes out, and your week gets thrown out of whack when it's late.
-You get a can of deodorant and spray it over a lighter pretending to be Sasuke
-Everytime you see a fox you ask it if you can borrow it's powers
-You've tried to pop a balloon with you're swirling chakra
-After attempting to climb a tree with no hands and ending up paralyzed in hospital
-You jump out the window and start doing push-ups outside on the lawn saying to yourself, "If I don't do 100 more push-ups I'll have to do 1000 sit-ups."
-When you take a mirror to the back of your head in the bathroom to see wich way your "chakraswirls"
-You play ninja when nobody is watching
-When you grab a knife and try to run chakra through it
-When you poke someones butt while yelling 'Thousand Years of Pain!'
-Wear green spandex suits 0.o
-When you've joined a forum to discuss it and other things with people in your spare time.
-When you attack inocent old men with Dynamic Entry because you thought they looked suspicious.
-Instead of walking your dog you carry him on your head.
-You jump off a cliff determined to summon the toad king to save your life.
-You have one big ass paper fan on your back.
-You're on your tenth can of hair moouse trying to replecate Kakashi or Sasuke's hair style.
-Being called a Narutard is actually a compliment
-You talk about the joy of youth more than once.
-You see an explosion and think about art.
-You think the number 9 is the ultimate source of power.
-Your nightmares consist of flashbacks and fillers.
-If you wear a mask over your face
-If under that mask you have another mask
-If you talk or smile with your eyes closed
-When you sing/try to sing an opening even if you're told to shut up.
-You uses naruto and other characters as your avatar and signature.
-When you make up new jutsus.
-When you spend your life on youtube listening to Naruto's OST.
-When you have idiotic Naruto games on your cellphone.
-When try to jump from one tree branch to another.
-When have a wound and place a slug on it.
-When you have bugs in your underwear.
-You wonder why your teacher's head doesn't get bigger when he gets angry.
-You get in fights and are sincerely confused to find that you weren't a kage bunshin.
-When you've sat completely still in the same spot for days straight in an attempt to channel your 'sage chakra'.
-When you choose your outfit in the morning whilst thinking about easy access to your shuriken holster.
-You tried to take ur bones out of ur body.
-You played the flute in a fight.
-You wrote an english essay/project on Naruto
-Your goal in Life is to live long enough to see the end of Naruto.
-You watch the old episodes and miss naruto and sasuke's "friendship fights"
-Refuse to accept when a character dies
-You want to read Jiraya's books
-You reply to a Naruto thread and it takes up a whole page.
-You slap someone and laugh saying you cut off their chakra.
-You memorize every opening song for Naruto....subconciously.
-You spray your friends with a water gun and scream "Water Style: Super Soaker Jutsu!"
-When you make a list of things related to being obsessed with naruto... -_-
So did yas do alot of them~? if u can tink of any more please tell me~!!! id luv ta know more LoL
Cole xoxo