Ft. Yugi, Yami && Ryou, implied Jonouchi/Kaiba
Plot: Yugi gets addicted to Facebook
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"Yugi?" Ryou called, walking into his friend's apartment. "Yugi? Are you in?"
"He's in the computer room." A voice called from the living room.
"Erm?" Ryou asked, confused as to who had answered him.
Ryou wandered into the living room and saw Yami sitting there reading a book.
"Oh! Yami, hi." Ryou said, "Computer room? Right, okay."
"Why are you here again?" Yami asked. "You didn't bring Bakura did you?"
Ryou shook his head.
"I've come to… see Yugi."
"Don't bother, he's gotten addicted to some site… headbook… facestory…"
"Oh…"
"If you can, divert his attention back to me… then I'll be very happy." Yami said, "He's been in there all day… and I'm just about ready to kill someone."
Ryou's eyes widened.
"I… okay." Ryou said quickly heading to the computer room.
One foot in and Yugi screamed hysterically.
"NO WAYYYYYY??!?!"
Ryou froze, knowing that any second now, Yami would come running in, ready to kick Ryou's ass.
Surprisingly enough, that didn't come.
"Did the internet die again or is it something real this time?" was all he heard from Yami.
"YAMI!! GET IN HERE!!"
"Erm… Yugi…" Ryou started.
"Oh hi Ryou!! PLEASE YAMI!!"
"Leave me alone!!" Yami called back in a gruff tone.
"What's up Ryou? Don't mind him, he's been sulky all day for some reason."
"What are you looking at?" Ryou asked curiously.
"Facebook, it's a social networking site." Yugi said, "Are you on it? We should make you a profile, everyone has it. Honda, Jou, Anzu, Mai… even Otogi."
"No… I'm not… I've never heard of this… 'Facebook'."
"We should make you one!!"
"I… don't really…"
"Come in, sit here!"
Yugi scooted over on his chair, leaving a small space for Ryou to sit.
Ryou glanced nervously at the door.
"Don't worry he won't come in," Yugi said looking back at the site "I've told him ten times to come in, but he wo- oh my FUCKING GOD!!"
Ryou whimpered at the out of character behaviour from Yugi, he was…
He was…
…
He was…
…
…
SWEARING!!!
"RYOU?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!?"
"I can leave?"
"NO!! LOOK HERE!!"
Ryou edged closer to the computer and read the screen
Kaiba Seto and Jonouchi Katsuya have been listed as: 'In a Relationship' and 'it's complicated.'
Meanwhile, Yami was reading his book, glad that Yugi had someone else to scream at for the time being.
Before he suddenly heard a very familiar voice scream:
"OH MY FUCKING GOD?!?!?!"
The book hit the floor.
'Did I just hear Ryou swear?!'
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Haha, thought it might be fun.
Don't really like it, but whatever