The Adventures of BatMom and Ro-Ban
*BatMom is gestalt entity of all the moms in the world ( of course with a few super powers added) no one should be offended. And Ro-Ban you ask well, I dunno he's just the side kick
"Hey BatMom isn't that the BatSignal" said Ro-Ban. "Shit," replied BatMom "Why cant he learn to tie his own diapers!" "I dunno, maybe it cause he is only 3 years old" Ro-Ban said sarcastically. BatMom glared at him then got in to the MomMobile. As she activated the siren which was actually a recording of her son Dick crying a police man called out "Hey, Did you see the BatSignal?" then he added "By the way I was wondering who designed it?" " I think its pretty cool, a diaper with bat-wings" The police man sniggered then Ro-Ban said " F*** (expletive deleted) off, we gotta go!"
Half an hour later after half an hour of screaming down side streets (or as screaming you can go in a modified 60s VW beetle) the dynamic duo arrived at the Winn Mansion. (No they did not own a mansion. They were renting the caves underneath it from Mrs.Winn) they drove down the hidden (haha) driveway to sound of the clicking press cameras.
"Maybe we should change our driveway position so that there is less media coverage" Ro-Ban said. "No way, It would ruin my glamour" "glamour?" Ro-Ban said quizzically "I don't know if I'd call maternity wear glamorous." "Well of course it is, I don't see any other moms wearing Gucci Mat-wear" BatMom replied with a wave of the hand that any Valley Girl would be proud of. Ro-Ban quickly retorted "well not all moms know that the salvation army has Gucci either." "Gucci is Gucci no matter where you buy it." BatMom quickly said.
Once they finally walked in the tiny round green door with the knob in the center and a strange rune scratched into it, a horrendous noise assaulted their ears. Dick was crying. "What's the matter honey" BatMom cooed "I got a 'tinky 'iaper!" Dick wailed. "Here let mummy fix it." BatMom said. All of a sudden dick stopped crying and said "Why mummy got dos funny tings on her head" "Those are mommys ears for her uh ... halloween Costume." "Oh, Ok" dick said seemingly content.
All of a sudden there was a bang at the doors and the lights went out. Dick screamed.
Tune in next week for the continuation of BatMom and Ro-Ban
*BatMom is gestalt entity of all the moms in the world ( of course with a few super powers added) no one should be offended. And Ro-Ban you ask well, I dunno he's just the side kick
"Hey BatMom isn't that the BatSignal" said Ro-Ban. "Shit," replied BatMom "Why cant he learn to tie his own diapers!" "I dunno, maybe it cause he is only 3 years old" Ro-Ban said sarcastically. BatMom glared at him then got in to the MomMobile. As she activated the siren which was actually a recording of her son Dick crying a police man called out "Hey, Did you see the BatSignal?" then he added "By the way I was wondering who designed it?" " I think its pretty cool, a diaper with bat-wings" The police man sniggered then Ro-Ban said " F*** (expletive deleted) off, we gotta go!"
Half an hour later after half an hour of screaming down side streets (or as screaming you can go in a modified 60s VW beetle) the dynamic duo arrived at the Winn Mansion. (No they did not own a mansion. They were renting the caves underneath it from Mrs.Winn) they drove down the hidden (haha) driveway to sound of the clicking press cameras.
"Maybe we should change our driveway position so that there is less media coverage" Ro-Ban said. "No way, It would ruin my glamour" "glamour?" Ro-Ban said quizzically "I don't know if I'd call maternity wear glamorous." "Well of course it is, I don't see any other moms wearing Gucci Mat-wear" BatMom replied with a wave of the hand that any Valley Girl would be proud of. Ro-Ban quickly retorted "well not all moms know that the salvation army has Gucci either." "Gucci is Gucci no matter where you buy it." BatMom quickly said.
Once they finally walked in the tiny round green door with the knob in the center and a strange rune scratched into it, a horrendous noise assaulted their ears. Dick was crying. "What's the matter honey" BatMom cooed "I got a 'tinky 'iaper!" Dick wailed. "Here let mummy fix it." BatMom said. All of a sudden dick stopped crying and said "Why mummy got dos funny tings on her head" "Those are mommys ears for her uh ... halloween Costume." "Oh, Ok" dick said seemingly content.
All of a sudden there was a bang at the doors and the lights went out. Dick screamed.
Tune in next week for the continuation of BatMom and Ro-Ban