welcome 2 chapter 1 of multi chapter story
authours note: this chapter from perspective of zoey brocks who is righting this letter 2 her parents on her pear computeor.
chapter 1: and 2 think thant i saw it on mulbery streeth!
dear mom n dad,
im on the starship enterrpic with cpaitn kirk n captin pickard. (an: i no pickard is in necxt generation... jusut roll witj it!)
caprten kirk took my veirginity and then we also had sex lolololllol jk, no but he did fuck me in the ass = anal fisting
(rated M)
then i wnet holodeck and met jennifer love hewitt on set of ghirls gone Running Wilde starring will arnett as gob tersticle
got raped
love,
zooey brookebackmountain
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aurhotrs note: chec bakc next time for chapter 2 wher things rlly HEAT UP (joke is everywuns gonna burn in hell for their sins against god)