one day i was shat on slowly by a cummies mouse and it succ me good so good it lov me su much the cummies were spread like jelly and den america saw it and thought it was hawt so he dated me and da cummies mouse combine! He luv me and da mouse and it was su sexy. Den I liek met England he was so kawaii desu-! He said "i luv u u shit head bitch" and I cried everytiem with joy! It waz great I luv him to and it becom hot usuk. I waz happy as an ass that jusst poop! I met france and said yuck you perv pedo cummy frog and kil him! He tried to sheet on my slowly! I waz sad I could't hav him bu t he waz not hot! Then I met cheena he was so kawaii omg aru aru I fugcked him thru de ass like a drive thru. I shoved a pipe up Ressia's ass when I met him. When I meeet japan I succ good then met Italy he had all the cummies den I met germany! I hat him so I stabbed him with a knife!
End of chpter 1! Hpe you liek! No falms please!1!11! f1st fanfictionss eever!