Thomas, Thomas Arclight to be exact had got a new dog, after his old one was given away when he went to the orphanage with his brother, he loved this dog, he loved it more than anyone he had ever met, even more than his girlfriend probably, and his fans, because this fucking dog was special, his girlfriend said if he loved the dog so much he should just date the dog instead of her. It wasn't a bad idea, it was just illegal, could he actually- no.. no.. that would be wrong.. he picks up his dog, he pets him, he seems to be happy about this, why does the idea appeal to him that he could kiss his dog and the dog would be okay with it. The dog was his.. well companion so it would be okay if he kissed the dog, I mean it was just a kiss, nothing more not like he was going to go out and fuck his dog, he wasn't that vile of a person even if he had put his girlfriend in the hospital before, he didn't know the card would do that, whatever. He continued petting his dog, the dog began to get excited, he trailed lower, and lower until he felt a furry ass boner or some shit. He loved this fucking dog, he kissed the dog on the nose and all of a sudden he felt the dog's lips on his own, it felt weird, he loved his dog though, so it was okay. He suddenly pulled down his pants, and out sprang a fucking pinwheel, it was all spinning and shit, he was gonna put it in the dog, cause he loved this dog, so was okayy. He felt the dogs paws ripping off his fabulous clothes, because dogs can do that, dogs are fucking magical, they got the abilities, the dog fully removed the teens clothing, the dog climbed up on the teen's erection and like they were totally dick touching, oh wait.. right.. he didn't have a dick, he had a fucking pinwheel, he felt the dog humping at his spinning wheel, the dog was happy as fuck though, he was scared that the dog would die, but no this dog was a fucking mary sue from heaven or some bullshit, the dog was all likee "Woof" as it dick slapped his pinwheel, it sprayed out water everywhere, he would never tell his girlfriend about this, Rio would just be ashamed that he dick slapped a dog with his pinwheel. He loved his dog so was OKAAAY.