Author's Notes: BE AFRAID!! My first, hyper, funny, parody IZ fanfic!! WHOOO! I promise this will be funny, and such fun it shall be... Heh-heh-heh... Why is this in chapters? *Wails* I PROMISE TO FINISH IT, I SWEAR! I WILL! *Ahem* Please read and review! More reviews generally means the faster the next chapter goes up, for some reason... :P
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Title: Gaz Land
Author: - Cerena Montanyu -
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~*~INTRODUCTION~*~
Once upon a time, in a land hopefully very, very far away...
There was a girl. And a guy. And another guy. Very original, yes?
Wait! I messed up! Lemme start again.
Once upon a time, in the land called... Uh... Zim? Yeah. That's it, Zim.
Okay, in the land called Zim, there was a prince named, er, Zim who wanted to take over the world, and so to protect the world, the Royal Paranormal Investigator named Dib turned him into a hideous alien! That's right! Don't ask me how.
Unfortunately, Dib had a sister named Gaz. And all she liked to do was play her Game Slave 2 all day. That's all.
Anyway, they lived in the land called Zim, where the prince was turned into an alien called Zim. FUN FUN!!!
Now let's begin the story.
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Dawn poured all over the land, as Gaz headed out the door, playing her Game Slave. She decided to take a walk, although it's a miracle she can see where she's going while she's playing that thing. *Ahem* Anyway, Gaz was headed to market, to buy a little piggie... Not really, but she WAS headed to market. For some completely random reason.
"I'm going to go to that Bigfoot Convention in Kansas, even though I didn't know there was one today, and even how to get there!" Dib called after her, hitching the horse to the wagon.
Strange, I didn't know they HAD a horse!
So Gaz headed to market, where people were waking up to sing that annoying "Gaz" song.
~*~CUE SONG ONE~*~
"Little town, it's the Annoying village. Every stinkin' day's just like the one before. Little town, full of freakish people. Why am I singing, anyway?" Gaz mumbled, barely carrying a tune. It sounds like some sort of realy freaky tiki chant. She miraculously looked up, glaring because I made her sing. THE HORRORS!!!
"WHAZZUP?!" The shutters of one house opened.
"G'day, mate!"
"Hey!", "Hello!", "Shut up!"
Gaz rolled her eyes, cleared her throat, and started to sing again 'cause I said so. "There goes the ice cream man with his truck, like always, the same old ice cream and popsicles to sell. Every morning's just the same, after all, this is insane, I'm singing but still in character, miraculously-"
"Good Morning, Gaz!" One of the citizens of Annoying Village DARED to stop Gaz. Uh oh...
"Talk to me, you die." Gaz retorted, tripping the Baker and continuing on her merry way.
"Where are you off to?" the Baker brushed the dust off himself and ran to catch up to the gamer girl.
"Grr. I'm going to the Game shop. I just finished the most wonderful game, about killer vampire piggies and a castle and-" Gaz finally gave in, revealing her future plans.
"That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!" The Baker man lost interest really quickly (reminds you of someone, doesn't it?) and scurried off.
Some old ladies looked at Gaz as they shook their heads as they started to sing as well. "Look there she goes the girl who's strange, duh, dazed and distracted, can't you tell?"
"Never part of any crowd!" A young girl added, before saying "Except for the one for Game Slave 2."
Her father rushed out to sing "Cause her head's up on some cloud."
Hearing this, Gaz stopped and gave them all the evil eye. Go, Gaz, go!
The whole of Annoying Village continued to sing. "No denying she's a scary girl that Gaz!"
"Bonjour!"
"Shut up."
"How is your fam'ly?"
"Doomed."
"Hola!"
"Whaaa?"
"How is your wife?"
"I'm only 12, stupid!"
"THE MADNESS!!"
"PUT HIM IN ONE OF DEM CRAZY BUCKETS!!"
Gaz sighed, and looked up at the sky, while grudgingly singing "I'm on the last level, so shut up or I'll make you wish I was never born!"
"YES MA'AM!!!" Annoying Village saluted Gaz, and continued on like nothing happened.
"Ah, Gaz!" Gaz swung open the door to the fittingly named Game Shop. The Game Shop shopkeeper (sounds a bit redundant, but really, it's not) greeted her. I wonder why it's greet? He didn't say "Greet, Gaz!" Nah, should've been ah-ed Gaz. Heh-heh. Greet's a funny word...
"Give me Killer Piggies 2 or die."
"You're finished with Killer Piggies 1 already?"
"Of course. Does it look like I do anything else BUT play Game Slave 2? Now gimme my game!"
"But... B-b-but... I just sold the last copy to a boy named Iggins..."
Gaz sighs. "I would normally rain misery upon your game-selling heart, but since the author is a complete moron, I'll borrow . . . . . this one!"
"That one? But you've played it twice! And this isn't like a library, you know..."
"So?"
"Well, if you like it all that much, it's yours."
"But..."
"I insist."
"Finally." Gaz walks out of the shop, playing Doomed II while some women giggling over at the Starbucks next door point her out to their friends."Look there she goes; That girl is so peculiar!" "I wonder if she's got Mad Cow disease..." One of the women's friends wondered.
"With a particularly murderous look!"
"And her nose stuck in that schnook!" Well, I HAD to have something rhyme with 'look', ya know...
"What a puzzle to the rest of us is Gaz!" the whole village sighs. Wow. Did you ever hear a whole village sigh? It sounds like a tornado. Really. Okay, okay, on with this stupid song...
Gaz sits down at a bench, furiously playing her game. An unfortunate sheep wanders over to her, and baas like this: "Baaaah". Gaz looks furiously up from her "Game over" Screen, and makes a fist at that adorable, doomed sheep. She starts her game over, and punches the sheep away while singing.
"Oh, isn't this annoying? This is my favorite game because --- you'll see! Here's where I blow up Prince Sarring... But I won't be able to kill him 'til level three..."
"Now it's no wonder that she's really weird, her dad's the famous Professor Membraine!"
"But that hasn't got to do with anything! Anyway, you wouldn't want to mess up her game unless you have a death wish."
"She's nothing like the rest of us, yes, different from the rest of us is Gaz!" the whole village stopped what they were doing and pointed to Gaz. IT'S RUDE TO POINT! Bah, stupid, annoying people...
A wierd kid comes onto the scene, apparently having multiple personalities. His eyes bug out every now and then, it's really wierd... But guess what! I have multiple personalities too! Sometimes, I think I'm a SPORK! REALLY!
"Wow! You didn't miss a pig, Iggins! You're the best gamer in the whole world!" Iggins practically hugged himself. Hey, why are the townspeople singing about how wierd Gaz is when Iggins is even wierder?! That question deserves a slot on Mysterious Mysteries...
"I know." Iggin's other personality played Game Slave 2, Killer Piggies II! That game Gaz wanted! Uh oh...
"No beast alive stands a chance against you. --- And no gamer, for that matter."
"It's true, Fou-Fou. And I've got my sights set on that one." Apparently, one of Iggin's personalities is named Fou-fou. Heh-heh... Little bunny Fou-Fou, hoppin' through the forest- *Ahem*
"The inventor's daughter?"
"She's the one - the girl who holds the title of Best Gamer, and who I'm going to beat!"
"But she's -"
"The most wierd girl in town."
"I know, but -"
"She is the best. And don't I deserve to be the best?"
"Well, of course! I mean you do, but -"
"Right from the moment when I met her, saw her, I said "SHE'S GOOD!" and I fell! Here in town there's only she, who can beat me, so I'm making plans to beat Gaz and stuff..."
"Look, there he goes, isn't he dreamy? Monsier Harold, oh he's so cute! Be still, my heart, I think I'm having a heart attack... Oh isn't he such a tall, dark, strong and handsome prince?!" Three blonde stereotypes sang off in their own little corner of the world which I don't want to be a part of *Takes a breath*, thinking that this song was actually about someone else.
"HAHA!"
"CHEATER!"
"Be nice!"
"Yes, mom..."
"You call this bacon?"
"What lovely feet!"
"Some tomatoes"
"-Ten yards-"
"-One pound-"
"'scuse me!"
"I'll get the knife!"
"LET ME THROUGH OR DIE!"
"This bread -"
"Those fish -"
"it's stale!"
"they smell!"
"You've GOT to be kidding!"
"There must be more than this annoying life!" Gaz groaned as she got another "GAME OVER" screen.
"Just watch, I'm going to make Gaz my wife!" Iggins proclaimed, before noticing that everyone was looking at him. "Oops, did I say that aloud?"
"Look there she goes, the girl who has purple hair, her genetics must be screwed! It would be a pity and a sin, if she actually fit in. 'Cause she really is a funny girl, a great gamer but a funny girl, she really is a funny girl... That Gaz!" The town finished the song as Gaz glared at them all and walked home, still playing her Game Slave.
~*~END SONG 1~*~
Gaz walked home, muttering about the stupid people and their "Gaz" song ritual. Honestly, couldn't they bug someone else? Like Iggins? Or that two headed girl? What about Dib, too? Hey, what DID happen to Dib...? Anyway, back to the actual, barely existant plotline. *Ahem*
So Gaz walked along the dusty road, as the Madness Dog happened to cross her path, just for the sake of his contract says he has to make an appearance. *Grumbles*
"Outta my way, you mutt." The Madness Dog shrinks to about a quarter of his original size, turns purple, and runs away whimpering. My, wasn't that random? What a wierd dog. THE MADNESS!
Gaz turns the final corner to her house, where she is greeted by... A PARTY!! WHOO!
And it's not just ANY party, it's the party where Iggins will finally marry- I mean, beat Gaz at Game Slave 2!
But Gaz just opens the door to the cottage and slams the door. Actually, she almost slammed the door, but Iggins stuck his foot in just in time to make sure that he'd never walk again.
"Go away, or I'll make you wish to never see the age of twelve!" Gaz threatens, still slaying hundreds of Vampire piggies.
"But... I'm already twelve!"
Gaz thinks for a minute, then retorts "Then I'll make you wish you had never TURNED twelve!" Iggins shuddered, but challenged her anyway to a battle.
"You'd have to live at my house, of course, 'cause after we're married-" Iggins started, looking at the simple cottage while laying on the ground with his crippled foot.
"Wait a minute! I'd never marry you, slimeball!" Gaz punched Iggins, starting to get that "Homicidal Gaz" look.
"Oops. Wrong script." Duh, Iggins.
Gaz rolled her eyes and slammed the door anyway.
~*~REPRISE OF "GAZ"~*~
"Can you believe it? He asked me to battle him! Me! Winning would be so easy, compared to that borish, brainless...!" Gaz started, beginning to wonder why she didn't accept in the first place. *Whistles innocently*
"Winner: Gaz, loser: Iggins, can't you just see it? I'd beat him so bad he'd cry for weeks! But no sir, not me, the author forbids it! I want much more than this annoying, simple life!" Gaz walked out the back door out into the corn fields, where the wind... Couldn't... Ruffle her spiky hairdo. Cheap special effects...
"I want adventure in the Great Wide Somewhere, I want it more than I can tell... And for once, it might be grand, to have someone, understand... I want so much more than they've got planned..." Gaz sighed, setting down her Game Slave to watch the sun set. Her mind made up, she grabbed an extra set of batteries and started off on... An adventure. I guess. Or just one big walk. Not much of an adventure when all you're doing is walking while playing Gameslave like always? Oh well...*Yawns* I'm tired. I'm going to go write something else now, enjoy this chapter... Or you will FEEL THE WRATH OF THE JELLO! MWUAHAHAHAAAA! *Falls asleep*
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End author's notes: Well? Did it so totally stink? Did it make you laugh so hard milk spurted out of your nose? *Imitating Zim* TELL MEEEE... And don't worry, I AM working on the sequel to The Way Things Are. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. But enjoy being afraid! ^_^ *Will shut up now* Oh, and please review! *Now will really shut up*
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Title: Gaz Land
Author: - Cerena Montanyu -
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~*~INTRODUCTION~*~
Once upon a time, in a land hopefully very, very far away...
There was a girl. And a guy. And another guy. Very original, yes?
Wait! I messed up! Lemme start again.
Once upon a time, in the land called... Uh... Zim? Yeah. That's it, Zim.
Okay, in the land called Zim, there was a prince named, er, Zim who wanted to take over the world, and so to protect the world, the Royal Paranormal Investigator named Dib turned him into a hideous alien! That's right! Don't ask me how.
Unfortunately, Dib had a sister named Gaz. And all she liked to do was play her Game Slave 2 all day. That's all.
Anyway, they lived in the land called Zim, where the prince was turned into an alien called Zim. FUN FUN!!!
Now let's begin the story.
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Dawn poured all over the land, as Gaz headed out the door, playing her Game Slave. She decided to take a walk, although it's a miracle she can see where she's going while she's playing that thing. *Ahem* Anyway, Gaz was headed to market, to buy a little piggie... Not really, but she WAS headed to market. For some completely random reason.
"I'm going to go to that Bigfoot Convention in Kansas, even though I didn't know there was one today, and even how to get there!" Dib called after her, hitching the horse to the wagon.
Strange, I didn't know they HAD a horse!
So Gaz headed to market, where people were waking up to sing that annoying "Gaz" song.
~*~CUE SONG ONE~*~
"Little town, it's the Annoying village. Every stinkin' day's just like the one before. Little town, full of freakish people. Why am I singing, anyway?" Gaz mumbled, barely carrying a tune. It sounds like some sort of realy freaky tiki chant. She miraculously looked up, glaring because I made her sing. THE HORRORS!!!
"WHAZZUP?!" The shutters of one house opened.
"G'day, mate!"
"Hey!", "Hello!", "Shut up!"
Gaz rolled her eyes, cleared her throat, and started to sing again 'cause I said so. "There goes the ice cream man with his truck, like always, the same old ice cream and popsicles to sell. Every morning's just the same, after all, this is insane, I'm singing but still in character, miraculously-"
"Good Morning, Gaz!" One of the citizens of Annoying Village DARED to stop Gaz. Uh oh...
"Talk to me, you die." Gaz retorted, tripping the Baker and continuing on her merry way.
"Where are you off to?" the Baker brushed the dust off himself and ran to catch up to the gamer girl.
"Grr. I'm going to the Game shop. I just finished the most wonderful game, about killer vampire piggies and a castle and-" Gaz finally gave in, revealing her future plans.
"That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!" The Baker man lost interest really quickly (reminds you of someone, doesn't it?) and scurried off.
Some old ladies looked at Gaz as they shook their heads as they started to sing as well. "Look there she goes the girl who's strange, duh, dazed and distracted, can't you tell?"
"Never part of any crowd!" A young girl added, before saying "Except for the one for Game Slave 2."
Her father rushed out to sing "Cause her head's up on some cloud."
Hearing this, Gaz stopped and gave them all the evil eye. Go, Gaz, go!
The whole of Annoying Village continued to sing. "No denying she's a scary girl that Gaz!"
"Bonjour!"
"Shut up."
"How is your fam'ly?"
"Doomed."
"Hola!"
"Whaaa?"
"How is your wife?"
"I'm only 12, stupid!"
"THE MADNESS!!"
"PUT HIM IN ONE OF DEM CRAZY BUCKETS!!"
Gaz sighed, and looked up at the sky, while grudgingly singing "I'm on the last level, so shut up or I'll make you wish I was never born!"
"YES MA'AM!!!" Annoying Village saluted Gaz, and continued on like nothing happened.
"Ah, Gaz!" Gaz swung open the door to the fittingly named Game Shop. The Game Shop shopkeeper (sounds a bit redundant, but really, it's not) greeted her. I wonder why it's greet? He didn't say "Greet, Gaz!" Nah, should've been ah-ed Gaz. Heh-heh. Greet's a funny word...
"Give me Killer Piggies 2 or die."
"You're finished with Killer Piggies 1 already?"
"Of course. Does it look like I do anything else BUT play Game Slave 2? Now gimme my game!"
"But... B-b-but... I just sold the last copy to a boy named Iggins..."
Gaz sighs. "I would normally rain misery upon your game-selling heart, but since the author is a complete moron, I'll borrow . . . . . this one!"
"That one? But you've played it twice! And this isn't like a library, you know..."
"So?"
"Well, if you like it all that much, it's yours."
"But..."
"I insist."
"Finally." Gaz walks out of the shop, playing Doomed II while some women giggling over at the Starbucks next door point her out to their friends."Look there she goes; That girl is so peculiar!" "I wonder if she's got Mad Cow disease..." One of the women's friends wondered.
"With a particularly murderous look!"
"And her nose stuck in that schnook!" Well, I HAD to have something rhyme with 'look', ya know...
"What a puzzle to the rest of us is Gaz!" the whole village sighs. Wow. Did you ever hear a whole village sigh? It sounds like a tornado. Really. Okay, okay, on with this stupid song...
Gaz sits down at a bench, furiously playing her game. An unfortunate sheep wanders over to her, and baas like this: "Baaaah". Gaz looks furiously up from her "Game over" Screen, and makes a fist at that adorable, doomed sheep. She starts her game over, and punches the sheep away while singing.
"Oh, isn't this annoying? This is my favorite game because --- you'll see! Here's where I blow up Prince Sarring... But I won't be able to kill him 'til level three..."
"Now it's no wonder that she's really weird, her dad's the famous Professor Membraine!"
"But that hasn't got to do with anything! Anyway, you wouldn't want to mess up her game unless you have a death wish."
"She's nothing like the rest of us, yes, different from the rest of us is Gaz!" the whole village stopped what they were doing and pointed to Gaz. IT'S RUDE TO POINT! Bah, stupid, annoying people...
A wierd kid comes onto the scene, apparently having multiple personalities. His eyes bug out every now and then, it's really wierd... But guess what! I have multiple personalities too! Sometimes, I think I'm a SPORK! REALLY!
"Wow! You didn't miss a pig, Iggins! You're the best gamer in the whole world!" Iggins practically hugged himself. Hey, why are the townspeople singing about how wierd Gaz is when Iggins is even wierder?! That question deserves a slot on Mysterious Mysteries...
"I know." Iggin's other personality played Game Slave 2, Killer Piggies II! That game Gaz wanted! Uh oh...
"No beast alive stands a chance against you. --- And no gamer, for that matter."
"It's true, Fou-Fou. And I've got my sights set on that one." Apparently, one of Iggin's personalities is named Fou-fou. Heh-heh... Little bunny Fou-Fou, hoppin' through the forest- *Ahem*
"The inventor's daughter?"
"She's the one - the girl who holds the title of Best Gamer, and who I'm going to beat!"
"But she's -"
"The most wierd girl in town."
"I know, but -"
"She is the best. And don't I deserve to be the best?"
"Well, of course! I mean you do, but -"
"Right from the moment when I met her, saw her, I said "SHE'S GOOD!" and I fell! Here in town there's only she, who can beat me, so I'm making plans to beat Gaz and stuff..."
"Look, there he goes, isn't he dreamy? Monsier Harold, oh he's so cute! Be still, my heart, I think I'm having a heart attack... Oh isn't he such a tall, dark, strong and handsome prince?!" Three blonde stereotypes sang off in their own little corner of the world which I don't want to be a part of *Takes a breath*, thinking that this song was actually about someone else.
"HAHA!"
"CHEATER!"
"Be nice!"
"Yes, mom..."
"You call this bacon?"
"What lovely feet!"
"Some tomatoes"
"-Ten yards-"
"-One pound-"
"'scuse me!"
"I'll get the knife!"
"LET ME THROUGH OR DIE!"
"This bread -"
"Those fish -"
"it's stale!"
"they smell!"
"You've GOT to be kidding!"
"There must be more than this annoying life!" Gaz groaned as she got another "GAME OVER" screen.
"Just watch, I'm going to make Gaz my wife!" Iggins proclaimed, before noticing that everyone was looking at him. "Oops, did I say that aloud?"
"Look there she goes, the girl who has purple hair, her genetics must be screwed! It would be a pity and a sin, if she actually fit in. 'Cause she really is a funny girl, a great gamer but a funny girl, she really is a funny girl... That Gaz!" The town finished the song as Gaz glared at them all and walked home, still playing her Game Slave.
~*~END SONG 1~*~
Gaz walked home, muttering about the stupid people and their "Gaz" song ritual. Honestly, couldn't they bug someone else? Like Iggins? Or that two headed girl? What about Dib, too? Hey, what DID happen to Dib...? Anyway, back to the actual, barely existant plotline. *Ahem*
So Gaz walked along the dusty road, as the Madness Dog happened to cross her path, just for the sake of his contract says he has to make an appearance. *Grumbles*
"Outta my way, you mutt." The Madness Dog shrinks to about a quarter of his original size, turns purple, and runs away whimpering. My, wasn't that random? What a wierd dog. THE MADNESS!
Gaz turns the final corner to her house, where she is greeted by... A PARTY!! WHOO!
And it's not just ANY party, it's the party where Iggins will finally marry- I mean, beat Gaz at Game Slave 2!
But Gaz just opens the door to the cottage and slams the door. Actually, she almost slammed the door, but Iggins stuck his foot in just in time to make sure that he'd never walk again.
"Go away, or I'll make you wish to never see the age of twelve!" Gaz threatens, still slaying hundreds of Vampire piggies.
"But... I'm already twelve!"
Gaz thinks for a minute, then retorts "Then I'll make you wish you had never TURNED twelve!" Iggins shuddered, but challenged her anyway to a battle.
"You'd have to live at my house, of course, 'cause after we're married-" Iggins started, looking at the simple cottage while laying on the ground with his crippled foot.
"Wait a minute! I'd never marry you, slimeball!" Gaz punched Iggins, starting to get that "Homicidal Gaz" look.
"Oops. Wrong script." Duh, Iggins.
Gaz rolled her eyes and slammed the door anyway.
~*~REPRISE OF "GAZ"~*~
"Can you believe it? He asked me to battle him! Me! Winning would be so easy, compared to that borish, brainless...!" Gaz started, beginning to wonder why she didn't accept in the first place. *Whistles innocently*
"Winner: Gaz, loser: Iggins, can't you just see it? I'd beat him so bad he'd cry for weeks! But no sir, not me, the author forbids it! I want much more than this annoying, simple life!" Gaz walked out the back door out into the corn fields, where the wind... Couldn't... Ruffle her spiky hairdo. Cheap special effects...
"I want adventure in the Great Wide Somewhere, I want it more than I can tell... And for once, it might be grand, to have someone, understand... I want so much more than they've got planned..." Gaz sighed, setting down her Game Slave to watch the sun set. Her mind made up, she grabbed an extra set of batteries and started off on... An adventure. I guess. Or just one big walk. Not much of an adventure when all you're doing is walking while playing Gameslave like always? Oh well...*Yawns* I'm tired. I'm going to go write something else now, enjoy this chapter... Or you will FEEL THE WRATH OF THE JELLO! MWUAHAHAHAAAA! *Falls asleep*
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End author's notes: Well? Did it so totally stink? Did it make you laugh so hard milk spurted out of your nose? *Imitating Zim* TELL MEEEE... And don't worry, I AM working on the sequel to The Way Things Are. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. But enjoy being afraid! ^_^ *Will shut up now* Oh, and please review! *Now will really shut up*