Reposted because I got my files mixed up. Lol, sorry for those who've read the wrong one. That was my RENT fanfic, obviously. You can check that out too if you want. Sorry for the mistake.

On with the realy KKM fic.

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Yuuri was studying himself in front of the mirror, flexing his arms, and admiring his non-existent muscles.

"Who's sexy, now?" he asked to one in particular, showing off his biceps to himself.

"That's, right! You are!" he said, winking and blowing a kiss at himself. He continued this shenanigan, posing macho man poses and handing out compliments to himself. Finally, Wolfram couldn't take it any longer. Grabbing the first thing he could find, he threw a pillow at the demon king, successfully hitting the head of the other boy.

This made Yuuri turn around and comment, "What? Don't tell me you're that jealous of my gorgeous muscles."

"I'm not!" screeched Wolfram. "I'm trying to make you stop. It is traumatizing, eye-twitching and nauseating." Yuuri emitted a laugh.

"Yeah, you are so jealous, Wolfram," he replied and turned back to the mirror.

"What will it take to make you stop?!"

The demon king turned around, a grin plastered on his silly face.

"Take me to the carnival?" he requested.

"Is this what this all is about?" Wolfram could feel his vein throbbing somewhere. Yuuri nodded happily. The blonde rolled his eyes and returned to his book.

"No."

Yuuri pouted and stared disbelievingly at Wolfram. All week long, he'd been trying to convince the other boy to take him to the carnival and today was its last day. He really wanted to go! But only Wolfram had the money to achieve that…

He grinned again as another idea popped in his mind. He jumped on Yuuri and started to unbutton his shirt. Wolfram made the mistake of peering over his book and nearly clawed his eyes out at the image. He pushed the brunette off of him.

"What are you doing?!"

"I'm giving you a strip tease, silly," Yuuri replied casually going back to his pathetic attempt. Wolfram closed his eyes and counted to ten. This is a dream, he told himself. A horrible nightmare that will end as soon as I open my eyes.

But when he opened his eyes, Yuuri was halfway finished with taking out his clothing. Wolfram swore.

"If I take you to the fucking carnival, will you stop trying to scare me?" At this, Yuuri nodded.

"Fine," Wolfram grumbled and was dragged away by a very happy Yuuri.

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END!

Lawl, I enjoyed writing this even if the characters were obviously out of character. Made for ching coz I promised her one. Yay, I'm finally doing the gang fics I promised them. Don't own the show, just the plot. Again, I apologize for the mixup

EDITED! I accidentally wrote Takuya a couple a times. that's coz, this almost became a frontier fic xD