A/N: Here's the result of a random streak that I went on. There will be a chapter of each Naruto character saying extremely funny things. Any suggestions/criticism is welcome I also did not copy from other sites, before someone asks. Enjoy!
Naruto-Hey Sasuke
Sasuke-Yeah, best friend who I love more than being an avenger?
Naruto-Your stupid Uchiha self and Suckura can go make babies, and I won't care, nope.
Naruto-Tsunade-sama, I think the title of Hokage is pointless, oh yeah and being a ninja sucks.
Naruto-Sasuke stay with the sound ninja; and be Oro's bitch I don't really care.
Naruto-Can I eat some vegetables, I'm tired of this ramen bullsht!
Naruto-Hey Kisame, Hey, over here! BIG HUGS!!
Naruto-Headbands look better with a scratch through them. Hee hee evil grin
Naruto-You know, Orochimaru is actually not that bad once you get to, uh know him.
Naruto-Jirayia-sama, training bores me. When can I have a break?
Naruto-CHIDORI!!
Naruto-Hey, Gai-sensei can I PULEASE wear the spandex, come on…it's freakin awesome; way better than this stupid orange jumpsuit thing.
Naruto-Screw you Sakura; Ino's way hotter!!
Naruto-Hinata, what the hell, just spit it out already because I don't have time for you to stand around stuttering all the time!
Naruto-I wish I was an Uchiha……
Naruto-Haku is one hot mofo….
Naruto- How your doin?? lmao
Naruto (to Sakura) Dang baby do you want some fries to go with that shake?!
Naruto-(extremely high pitched voice) Lyke, ppl I wanna so freakin be on American Idol because I'm like cool and shit, duh!
Naruto- Get lost Gamabunta; Manda's cooler anyway.
Naruto-Kakashi I don't care what your true face looks like, why don't you just do us all a favor and get plastic surgery so you'll look like Gaara-kun.
Naruto-Hey Sai you are my all time bestest friend even though you're a n00b
Naruto-(bursts into song while breakdancing) ah 2 step now everybody go da 2 step.
A/N: Well that's all for Naruto I hope you enjoyed it. I'll add some more later. Any tips on ways to make it funnier or suggestions as to what characters you wanna see are graciously accepted.
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