Warning! What you are about to witness is really funny stuff I found on youtube, so I no own nothien! Also this takes place in the sand village whre saso and dei are supposed to get gaara, and dei is about to fly away on his clay bird!
" man, it's hot out here, un." " will you shut UP! GOSH!" " it must be, like, 100 degrees in there un…. Wow, you must smell like cheese and 15 flavors of ass un!" " shut UP!" " im gonna go alright un?" " where you going?" " imam go bag me some ginger beef jerky, un." "what?" " you want some un? Cause im not makin 2 trips, clay price is already high as hell, un." " what the hell is ginger beef jerky?" " really un! The whole reason we came to this dam village is so we could get some ginger beef jerky from some guy named ichibi un, you see, this is why we have talks like this sasori-no-danna un." " you idiot, it's not ginger beef jerky, it's jinchuurikii!" " tamatoe, tamoteo, anyway you say it, it goes great with a little barbeque sauce un." "we are here to extract the soul of a demon raccoon dog of this villages 15 year old kazekage, it has nothing to do with beef jerky!" " so were not getting ginger beef jerky then, un?" " NO!" " …. Can we get some on the way back then, un!" " no!"
Once dei gets to the tower where gaara is…..
" I understand you have something I want, un!" " eat sand mother fuker!" dei jumps on bird " so, you must be gaara of the desert, right un?" " yes, at least that's what my Wikipedia says." " really un, let me check." Checking radar thing on his eye. " all it says is gaara is the smex un." " oh….. really … are you sure?" " yeah, un." "oh." " what the hell does that even mean un?" " what do you mean what does smex mean, it is perfectly understandable." " no, not really, what does it mean, un?" " short messaging extended." " what un? That makes no sense un! Gaara is the short messaging extended, what the hell, un!"
To see more go to youtube and search naruto shippuden abridegerd, and it's by naruto51234521
Hope you liked! Reviews will be used to aid me in making soup! Also in the video of naruto shippuden abridged is a gangsta gaara no lie!