The Three Misfits
On a calm and sunny Friday, I was strolling around in my mom's bookstore. I passed by the children's section and noticed "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" was open on the floor. As I bent down to put it back on the shelf, I was sucked in!
I awoke to birds chirping, in a bright, beautiful forest. I even saw a deer not very far away from me. I rose to my feet and immediately a man on a horse rode up. He addressed me as Princess Victoria. I was now thoroughly confused, sure my name was Victoria, but princess? I decided that now was a good time to flee and not fight, especially when the man addressed himself as the Huntsman. I knew the story of "Snow White" well enough to know that the word "huntsman" was not a good word. I took off through the forest as fast I could go, while wearing a dress.
I ran for quite a while, and when I stopped, I was near a small house. I cautiously tip-toed up to the house and looked in a window. Seeing nobody inside, I entered. Upon entering I suddenly felt very sleepy. I dragged myself to the three beds that I found upstairs. I sprawled across them and fell fast asleep.
When I woke up I saw three little people, presumably dwarves. They jumped in surprise once they realized I was awake. They introduced themselves as Hasty, Wasty, and Pasty. Hasty was the hastiest dwarf of them all, he always got things done too fast and got the job done wrong more often then getting it done right. Wasty was the most wasteful dwarf of them all, he was the only one with a beard, and he had left-over pizza, candy, and other food stuck in it. Pasty was almost covered from head to toe in clothing. The only part that I could clearly see was his nose. I don't believe that he ever exposed himself to the sun to get a tan or even a sunburn. He didn't even have a freckle! I got along fine with the dwarves. I even gave them the nickname of "The Three Misfits."
The "Misfits" and I had a grand time playing pranks on crows and other mean animals that live in the forest. While in the middle of pulling off a prank, I suddenly fell off an inconveniently placed cliff that I was standing on. Luckily before I hit the ground I jolted out of bed in alarm. It was all just a dream! I decided after that peculiar dream that I would never watch "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" and read "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" at the same time.