Hi, this is my first … well, you can't really call it a story, cause it is not, like I said in the summary, this is going to have some swearing, feel FREE to FLAME ME! I REALLY DON'T CARE!!!!! I just want Zim back.



I just thought that everyone should know that Nickelodeon is placing one of the worst cartoons that they have in place of the Holy aura that is Invader Zim. It is SICKENING that this is to happen to our beloved Invader Zim. I thought that this was going to be the best day of my life I just finished my TERRA NOVA's and it was the Memory/Analogy/Verbal Reasoning section, the one EVERYONE BUT ME SEEMS TO BE BAD AT!!! IT WAS EASY AND THEY USE THE SAME FUCKING BOOKLET EVERY DAMN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was my birthday on the 11th too, FUCK!!!

They are going to cancel Invader Zim soon and I REALLY HOPE THAT ABDUCTED AND SAD, SAD TALE OF CHICKEN FOOT WAS NOT THE LAST EPISODE. I feel sick now. If anyone wants to talk about it, feel free to do so, I need someone that I can talk to without them looking at me like I am a raving idiot. Kids choice awards my ASS! If kids REALLY had their say, Invader Zim would be nominated, not some dumb show like SPONGE-BOB SHIT PANTS!! All works of Nickelodeon are stupid. Invader Zim taught me that. (A/N) this might sound like the thing Ztarlight did, but it is not, I would never intentionally copy another person's work)

Zim, you taught me to be ignorant of the world around me, they all laugh at me anyway, why make it harder for them to do so?

Dib, you taught me to never give up on anything, even if it meant saving your enemies to get what you want.

GIR, thank you, you made my days happy, * wipes tear from eye* you taught me to always have FUN in life, not pass it by, you also introduced me to Taquitos, thank you

Gaz, You taught me to shut out the world, not to care what anyone thought, you introduced me to the wonderful world of BLACK. Thanks

Ms. Bitters the world IS doomed, what can I say? Thank you, in a way, your lessons made sense to me, my parents, my friends, some other FANS couldn't understand them, but I did

Professor Membrane you taught me to work hard, but not hard enough to disregard fragments of evidence of ANYTHING

Keef, * smiles sadly* you taught me how to be obsessed with something

Almighty Tallests, you led the constant debate in my head over which was better, Lasers or Smoke machines, and Curly Fries or Nachos. Thank you so much

Steve Ressel always save babies

Jhonen Vasquez you provided an obsession for me. You provided MANY obsessions for me, I wish I could say more, if I knew how, believe me, I would. You made my life worth living. You taught me to be careful of who I make fun of, to be AWARE of how EASY it is to die, by the hands of someone else. Thank you

Thank you all for reviewing my ... THING, whatever this misguided piece of shit is, thanks, sorry about the cursing, I'm just really mad. I need to lie down, I think I'm going to be sick. * Runs to the bathroom and vomits (really, I feel that sick)* Too late, I just threw up. Bye

Saw this instead of the pledge of allegiance if you want to, I will forever, (thankies for the idea CryingChild)

I Pledge Allegiance, to Invader Zim

And all Works of Jhonen Vasquez

And for the people, for which he stands,

One nation,

Under Zim,

Indivisible

1.1.1.1 With Liberty, and Cheese-monkeys for all

Thank you, review if you with, flame me, I don't really care