Okay. I have a real problem. No, wait! We have a real problem. You know, Puck and me. Yeah I know. It's not like we never had arguments or fights or even whippings. But this time it's different. It's just so confusing. My head feels like it's going to explode. There are way too many thoughts running through my head dude, way too many. And it all began with one simple conversation…

'Hey dude, what's wrong with you?' Finn asked Puck who starred at Rachel Berrys back like he could burn some holes in it.

'Uhm nothing actually. Just…like…you know', he answered clearing his throat, looking down the floor and blushing a little bit red. Okay, if that statement wasn't a lie the hell'd freeze over.

'Come on, tell me. You're scaring me'. Finn looked terribly confused. There was definitely something going on he couldn't figure out yet.

Puck turned his head to Finn looking all uncomfortable.
'Have you ever noticed how hot that Rachel chick is? I mean she's like whoa. I wouldn't mind showing her some of the Puckerman, you know?'. Puck laughed. It was his 'I've-got-a-new-victim-that-will-loose-her-v-card-to-me-laugh'. Something he was doing most of the time.

'Irghs... I mean, yeah. She's kinda hot… Okay, yeah she's totally hot. Haven't seen it before but now you're saying it…damn.'Finn cocked his head. Hell yeah. He actually never had noticed her hotness. He kinda liked her. Yes she was weird and he didn't actually 'like' her but he appreciated her enough to not throw a drink at her.

'Too bad she's a looser. Wait…maybe it could be kinda interesting. I've never had a looser though. Dude, she's probably freaking out in bed like she does on stage. Hell I gotta-'

'Stop it Puck. You don't have to lay every girl that isn't wise enough to run away from you', Finn interrupted him. Even though Rachel was really, really strange and she was actually one of those looser kids he felt something like sympathy for her. Maybe it was only because she looked like Bambie or some other stupid (but cute and helpless) Disney character. And somehow he didn't like the idea of Rachel losing her virginity to Puck…and not to him. Oh man, he totally needed some vacation. Now!

'You like her, don't you? Haha that's hilarious. You will have no chance against me. Come on Finn, you know that", and again Puck laughed. He could really be an ass sometimes…or well most of the time.

'The fact that I wanna get into her pants doesn't mean I like her…' Finn answered but without any persuasive power. He just wasn't as bad as he was pretending to be. He had a reputation and he had to keep it up. Fancying a girl like Rachel wouldn't be very good. It would just be wrong. Totally wrong. Wrong like kitschy teen movies. But aren't the two main characters in such movies always ending up together in the end? Well, that could mean he still had a chance or (and that was way more logical) he had gone completely insane. Not as insane as Puck though…but still.

'No Finn. The fact is that you won't get into her pants. Believe me…' Puck exactly knew that he was challenging Finn.

'You're such a dick. What do you want from me? You're not as fabulous as you're thinking. I have a chance too…maybe'. Okay competing against Puck wasn't really a good idea. It's just too hard to win.

'So. You wanna bet?' Puck asked, smiling his typical smile.

Finn didn't want to bet. He thought it was childish. And he knew that he was going to lose. Even though Rachel was a very strong woman who knew what she wanted it was very hard to resist Puck. Puck knew what to do. He knew how to get a girl to sleep with him…and Finn? He simply didn't. But on the other hand he had a reputation and glory to lose. Now way he would do nothing.
'Okay. I'm in. But Puck…play fair' he answered looking at his best friend and regretting every word he's just said…