A/N: new story! Yay! I wrote this story 'cause school is almost over and I thought how would life be different if Kirby could come to my school! So I thought I might make a story about how life would be if Kirby went to a boy's school. The guy would be a lot like me I guess but this story will be fun to write so enjoy!
Chapter one:
The new "kid" in school.
It was a normal day for Guy (that's his name! It's a real name I swear.) He woke up, ate a quick bowl of cereal and brushed his teeth. He had yellow spiky hair, which he never bothered to brush. He had to go to school. He hated school but he also didn't want to get detention on the first day. He figured it'd be a normal day at school, which it probably would have been, if not for one thing.
"Guy! Team B" yelled the principle
Guy moved to the team b group with a bunch of other students. The teacher called off other a couple more students and what section they were in. But then that's when school started getting a little weird.
"Kirby! Team B!" Yelled the principle
"Kirby's an unusual name," muttered Guy
"Uh, Kirby?" Asked the principle again
"Down here" came a voice
Every one stared down towards where the voice came from. The whole student body was silent including the teachers. A couple of kids fainted.
"What? Did I say something wrong?" Asked Kirby
At lunch Guy just had to find out what was going on with Kirby suddenly appearing.
"So Kirby…" Began Guy
"Uh, yeah?" asked Kirby
"How'd you get here?"
We see Kirby standing in King DDD's Court room.
"Oh no it's Kirby!" screamed Escargoon
"Oh no! It's you! That gay snail from the TV show that shouldn't have ever been created!" Yelled Kirby
"I thought you couldn't talk?" yelled the snail, bewildered
"Well in this story I just can because, uh… Shut up!" Kirby yelled and whacked Escargoon with a large mallet
Then we see him stare at a large arch.
Kirby began to read "Inter-dimensional portal thingie… ok…"
Just then Metaknight jumped in. He saw Kirby sticking his hand towards the distorted portal area saying something like "shiny".
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Metaknight in horror
"Are you done yet!" asked Kirby annoyed
"Uh… Yeah… sorry." replied Metaknight blushing
"Ok. Bye!" said Kirby as he was engulfed in a large flash of light.
"Oh crap!" Yelled Metaknight
"Don't ask." Kirby replied
"And how did you get in this school?" asked Guy
"I thought I was entering the lottery." Replied Kirby
A/N: Well that was the first chapter. I hope you enjoyed! Send any characters or ideas on what should happen if you want!