Bad Beans
It was a peacful night at the Thornberry's house. Everyone was sitting at the dinner table, except for Donnie.
"Donnie, sit down and be quiet." Debbie said to Donnie, who did a little dance and then continued to jump all around the table.
Suddenly, Donnie grabbed a whole plate full of bean casserole and shoved it in his mouth.
"Oh no Donnie, not the beans"
Donnie did a little dance and then began to jump around the table, farting everywhere he went.
Nigel began to cough, Maryann's eyes watered, Darwin hid his head in his arms and gagged, Debbie tried to keep from throwing up and Eliza, well, poor thing, she ran to the bathroom and vomited in the toilet.
"Bad Donnie, go to your room. You stink." Debbie said as he eyes also began to water.
Soon, Eliza came back from vomiting in the bathroom just as Donnie came running past and began farting again. Needless to say, Eliza had to go back into the bathroom and finish vomiting.
"Mom, why did you have to make beans for dinner. Garbonzo beans are the worst type of beans of them all"
"I am sorry honey, I just followed the recipe"
"Well, bye folks, I have to go to the patio to get some fresh air." Darwin said as he shoved some tissue into his nose and began to head towards the patio.
Soon, Eliza came back into the kitchen and said, "Oh I feel so sick. I think I threw up my ankles in there"
"Donnie, go sit down. You are not funny. You stink, Jungle Boy"
Donnie did a little dance and then ran into the living room and sat down on the couch.
Darwin came back inside a few minuets later and then hid his head underneath the couch cusions.
"I say, why did your mother have to make bean casserole?" Darwin said to Eliza as he tried to breathe in some fresh air.
"Mom just likes to make casseroles, that's all." Eliza said, starting to feel better.
Soon, the horrible stench dissapated and everyone went back to living their lives as normal.