Snape Gets Canned
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One day, Harry, Ron and Hermione were in potions and Snape was like "Blah, blah, blah, *&%$, 50 points from Griffindor, I hate you all, arrgh blah blah" and then suddenly Harry conjured a big tree to appear and fall on his head. The tree started tipping over.
"Aaaahh!" Snape said as the big tree fell over on him.
"Uh oh I set fire to my desk!" said Malfoy. "Oh, no, I'd better help my favorite student!" said Snape, running over and tripping on the way. Snape tried to put out the fire but his spell was so bad that the flames flew at him and singed off all his hair.
Snape started howling and ran out of the room. While Snape was in the hall closet looking for a wig, Dumbledore started walking down the hall. Snape just found an old Judge's wig, and he put it on. Snape walked out of the closet. He walked right into Dumbledore.
"Snape! You made me spill my coffee. You buffoon! I should have fired you long ago. Nobody spills coffee on me. For doing that to the headmaster of school, as well as for all your other misdeeds and for being so crappy, I'm firing you. Get out! And I don't ever want to see you on school grounds again." said Dumbledore. Then, he had Snape removed.
Snape was tossed out on his ass, and his suitcases were thrown out after him, at his head. Snape had to go work at a seedy motel, cleaning up the place.
The end.
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One day, Harry, Ron and Hermione were in potions and Snape was like "Blah, blah, blah, *&%$, 50 points from Griffindor, I hate you all, arrgh blah blah" and then suddenly Harry conjured a big tree to appear and fall on his head. The tree started tipping over.
"Aaaahh!" Snape said as the big tree fell over on him.
"Uh oh I set fire to my desk!" said Malfoy. "Oh, no, I'd better help my favorite student!" said Snape, running over and tripping on the way. Snape tried to put out the fire but his spell was so bad that the flames flew at him and singed off all his hair.
Snape started howling and ran out of the room. While Snape was in the hall closet looking for a wig, Dumbledore started walking down the hall. Snape just found an old Judge's wig, and he put it on. Snape walked out of the closet. He walked right into Dumbledore.
"Snape! You made me spill my coffee. You buffoon! I should have fired you long ago. Nobody spills coffee on me. For doing that to the headmaster of school, as well as for all your other misdeeds and for being so crappy, I'm firing you. Get out! And I don't ever want to see you on school grounds again." said Dumbledore. Then, he had Snape removed.
Snape was tossed out on his ass, and his suitcases were thrown out after him, at his head. Snape had to go work at a seedy motel, cleaning up the place.
The end.