Dragon Ball Ed
A DragonBallZ/Ed Edd & Eddy crossover
DoubleA's first fic.
CHAPTER 1:
(Cul de sac setting, as usual in the beginning of an Ed Edd n Eddy episode)
EDDY: Oh, yeah! They'll pay big money to see this baby.
EDD: Gee, Eddy; I don't think this is a good idea. That could be a real live android there! We could be messing with a potential killer!
ED: Ooh, like in "Return of the Vampire Pancakes from Mars Part 3!"
(Edd and Eddy give blank stares at Ed.)
EDDY: They sell this kind of stuff in stores, Double-D! Nothing to be worried about.
(Shifts to Kami's lookout.)
GOKU: I'm sensing a power level beyond anything I've sensed before. It reminds me of Androids 17 and 18. But we beat them. I know we did.
GOHAN: Yeah, dad, I feel it too. Maybe we should go check it out.
VEGETA: No, Kakarot, I think you wouldn't be able to beat whatever that is.
BULMA: Vegeta!
TRUNKS: We'd better go check it out.
(Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, Piccolo, 18, and Krillin fly off.)
(Back at the cul-de-sac.)
KEVIN: You dorks took my money so I could see this stupid doll! It doesn't even do anything.
(Eddy turns and faces Kevin. Both are facing away from the android.)
EDDY: Oh yeah?
(Android's eyes turn red.)
(Rolf's farm. Rolf is scrubbing Wilfred the pig.)
ROLF: Wilfred! Hold still! Hmmm? The chickens are going apples in there! Or is it bananas? No matter! VICTOR!
Victor comes over to Rolf.
ROLF: Victor, take me to the cul-de-sac. This is a job for the Urban Rangers.
(Rolf goes into his house and emerges wearing the Urban Ranger uniform.)
ROLF: Ranger Johnny! Ranger Jimmy! Ranger…plank.
(Johnny, Jimmy, and Plank are lined up in front of Rolf.)
ROLF: Wilfred has spoken! He has told Rolf that the great sausage has descended upon the town. Come, Rangers! We shall disperse with the sausage as we have done before! Let us go, everybody!
JOHNNY: Plank says how can you tell what Wilfred is saying? He might be saying that it might rain tomorrow.
ROLF: Oh? Well Wilfred tells me that your wood is not worthy of the Pig-Listening Badge!
(Wilfred trots over and eats a badge off of Plank.)
(Sky.)
GOHAN: We're almost there, Dad!
GOKU: Yeah, I know.
KRILLIN: There it is. We should land.
(The Z-Warriors land in the cul-de-sac, right in front of the Urban Rangers.
ROLF: They are the keepers of the sausage.
(Android comes up behind the Z warriors)
ANDROID: Well, if it isn't the mighty Goku. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Android # 478. I escaped Dr. Gero's lab when this guy blew it up. (#478 mtions toward Trunks.) And I would like to avenge my comrades #17 and whaaaaaaaat!
(#478 noticies #18.)
18: Oh right. I'm a good guy now.
GOKU: Well, then. Let's see how good you can fight.
(Attacks 478.)
(Eds come up behind the Urban Rangers.)
EDDY: Hey! That's my profit!
ED: Hey! It's Goku!
EDD: Don't be silly Ed.
ROLF: Yes, Eyebrow-of-One Ed-Boy. This is none other then the keeper of the Grand Sausage King.
(Everyone else stares at Rolf.)
ROLF: Do not be fooled by their appearance. Every year, the Grand Sausage King and his guardians come down from the clouds to steal the hair of all who have done wrong.
(Z fighters continue to attack 478.)
EDDY: You're destroying my scam!
ED: And my mother's yogurt!
ROLF: I tell you, it is the sausage. None other! Wilfred does not lie!
(Sarah and Jimmy are playing inside.)
GOKU (from a distance): Ka-me-ha-me-HA!
JIMMY: Huh?
(Jimmy looks outside and sees the Kamehameha wave.)
JIMMY: Aaaah! Help!
SARAH: What?
(Sarah comes bolting out of the house.)
SARAH: HEY! STOP MAKING ALL THAT NOISE! WE'RE TRYING TO PLAY!
(Eddy is trying to pull 478 away from the Z fighters.)
EDDY: THIS ROBOT IS MINE!
(478 picks up Eddy.)
EDDY: Aaaargh! Double D! Ed! Help!
ED: Gravy!
EDDY: D'oh! What am I gonna do?
(Goku trips 478.)
Gohan does an aerial attack.
GOHAN: Aaaaaaaaaah!
ROLF: This boy shouts louder than Nana's blouse!
(Gohan crashes into 478.)
(All fighters attack 478 for a while. They emerge all beat up.)
VEGETA: We must…get…more…senzu beans!
ROLF: You would like beans, yes? Rolf grows many beans on his farm.
TRUNKS: What's with this kid?
ROLF: COME, SAUSAGE LORDS! LET ROLF SHOW YOU THE WAYS OF THE BEANS!
Z FIGHTERS:…
(Z fighters fly off)
EDDY: Morons. I'll get rid of this guy myself. Let's go, guys!
(Eddy drags Edd and Ed toward 478)
EDD: Not good! Not good!
ED: Buttered Toast.
(478 picks up the Eds.)
VOICES: Hey! You put our boyfriends down!
EDDY: Oh, right when it can't get any worse. Kankers.
Well, that's the first chapter. Review this for me and tell me what you think. More soon!
A DragonBallZ/Ed Edd & Eddy crossover
DoubleA's first fic.
CHAPTER 1:
(Cul de sac setting, as usual in the beginning of an Ed Edd n Eddy episode)
EDDY: Oh, yeah! They'll pay big money to see this baby.
EDD: Gee, Eddy; I don't think this is a good idea. That could be a real live android there! We could be messing with a potential killer!
ED: Ooh, like in "Return of the Vampire Pancakes from Mars Part 3!"
(Edd and Eddy give blank stares at Ed.)
EDDY: They sell this kind of stuff in stores, Double-D! Nothing to be worried about.
(Shifts to Kami's lookout.)
GOKU: I'm sensing a power level beyond anything I've sensed before. It reminds me of Androids 17 and 18. But we beat them. I know we did.
GOHAN: Yeah, dad, I feel it too. Maybe we should go check it out.
VEGETA: No, Kakarot, I think you wouldn't be able to beat whatever that is.
BULMA: Vegeta!
TRUNKS: We'd better go check it out.
(Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, Piccolo, 18, and Krillin fly off.)
(Back at the cul-de-sac.)
KEVIN: You dorks took my money so I could see this stupid doll! It doesn't even do anything.
(Eddy turns and faces Kevin. Both are facing away from the android.)
EDDY: Oh yeah?
(Android's eyes turn red.)
(Rolf's farm. Rolf is scrubbing Wilfred the pig.)
ROLF: Wilfred! Hold still! Hmmm? The chickens are going apples in there! Or is it bananas? No matter! VICTOR!
Victor comes over to Rolf.
ROLF: Victor, take me to the cul-de-sac. This is a job for the Urban Rangers.
(Rolf goes into his house and emerges wearing the Urban Ranger uniform.)
ROLF: Ranger Johnny! Ranger Jimmy! Ranger…plank.
(Johnny, Jimmy, and Plank are lined up in front of Rolf.)
ROLF: Wilfred has spoken! He has told Rolf that the great sausage has descended upon the town. Come, Rangers! We shall disperse with the sausage as we have done before! Let us go, everybody!
JOHNNY: Plank says how can you tell what Wilfred is saying? He might be saying that it might rain tomorrow.
ROLF: Oh? Well Wilfred tells me that your wood is not worthy of the Pig-Listening Badge!
(Wilfred trots over and eats a badge off of Plank.)
(Sky.)
GOHAN: We're almost there, Dad!
GOKU: Yeah, I know.
KRILLIN: There it is. We should land.
(The Z-Warriors land in the cul-de-sac, right in front of the Urban Rangers.
ROLF: They are the keepers of the sausage.
(Android comes up behind the Z warriors)
ANDROID: Well, if it isn't the mighty Goku. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Android # 478. I escaped Dr. Gero's lab when this guy blew it up. (#478 mtions toward Trunks.) And I would like to avenge my comrades #17 and whaaaaaaaat!
(#478 noticies #18.)
18: Oh right. I'm a good guy now.
GOKU: Well, then. Let's see how good you can fight.
(Attacks 478.)
(Eds come up behind the Urban Rangers.)
EDDY: Hey! That's my profit!
ED: Hey! It's Goku!
EDD: Don't be silly Ed.
ROLF: Yes, Eyebrow-of-One Ed-Boy. This is none other then the keeper of the Grand Sausage King.
(Everyone else stares at Rolf.)
ROLF: Do not be fooled by their appearance. Every year, the Grand Sausage King and his guardians come down from the clouds to steal the hair of all who have done wrong.
(Z fighters continue to attack 478.)
EDDY: You're destroying my scam!
ED: And my mother's yogurt!
ROLF: I tell you, it is the sausage. None other! Wilfred does not lie!
(Sarah and Jimmy are playing inside.)
GOKU (from a distance): Ka-me-ha-me-HA!
JIMMY: Huh?
(Jimmy looks outside and sees the Kamehameha wave.)
JIMMY: Aaaah! Help!
SARAH: What?
(Sarah comes bolting out of the house.)
SARAH: HEY! STOP MAKING ALL THAT NOISE! WE'RE TRYING TO PLAY!
(Eddy is trying to pull 478 away from the Z fighters.)
EDDY: THIS ROBOT IS MINE!
(478 picks up Eddy.)
EDDY: Aaaargh! Double D! Ed! Help!
ED: Gravy!
EDDY: D'oh! What am I gonna do?
(Goku trips 478.)
Gohan does an aerial attack.
GOHAN: Aaaaaaaaaah!
ROLF: This boy shouts louder than Nana's blouse!
(Gohan crashes into 478.)
(All fighters attack 478 for a while. They emerge all beat up.)
VEGETA: We must…get…more…senzu beans!
ROLF: You would like beans, yes? Rolf grows many beans on his farm.
TRUNKS: What's with this kid?
ROLF: COME, SAUSAGE LORDS! LET ROLF SHOW YOU THE WAYS OF THE BEANS!
Z FIGHTERS:…
(Z fighters fly off)
EDDY: Morons. I'll get rid of this guy myself. Let's go, guys!
(Eddy drags Edd and Ed toward 478)
EDD: Not good! Not good!
ED: Buttered Toast.
(478 picks up the Eds.)
VOICES: Hey! You put our boyfriends down!
EDDY: Oh, right when it can't get any worse. Kankers.
Well, that's the first chapter. Review this for me and tell me what you think. More soon!