Willy pulled out his most beloved stick of glue and glued confetti hearts to it. He was in the mood for Valentine's Day. Entering the mansion's lobby that Will was in, Jack sat across the room from his cohort.
He only remembered sad things about Valentines Day. So he started crying.
"Jack what's the matter?" Norrington asked standing behind Jack's seat with Jack the Monkey beside him. "Why don't you make some valentines for your friends."
"Why would I do that?" Jack growled. Willy had planned on giving his handmade, sticky mess covered in crappy, tissue-paper hearts to his wife, Elizabeth, but he supposed he would earn some tooth-fairy points for giving to it the pathetic pirate who was crying about Valentine's Day across the room from him. He carefully placed the glue stick in Jack's hands. Jack wiped his tears away. "Thank you, I don't deserve this."
"No. No you don't." Will agreed. Suddenly, Will panicked, wondering what he would give to Barbosa for Valentines Day. He completely forgot about Elizabeth.
Just then Elizabeth came in with Barbossa, both of them helping each other carry a large treasure chest.
"Where Bambi's woods did you find that?" Jack the Monkey demanded. They both chuckled secretively, even though they actually just bought it from a dollar store somewhere.
"I found it." Elizabeth roared. Flinging the chest onto the floor, Barbosa lifted the lid revealing sweet things like cards and candy. There were even a few teddy bears.
"Take part our hoard, boys. I be excited to share Valentines Day with me best buddies!" Cackled the old pirate. So everybody greedily tore it shreds and were happy. Yippee for Valentines Day. Turning away from the helm, Barbosa said, "You mess makers!"