Longer Summary: What happens with Omochao revolts? He sneaks out in the middle of the night to get the last Chaos Emerald for Eggman…and uses its power to become the all powerful Dark Omochao. Eggman tells him he will help him find the most powerful Emerald ever created—the Emerald of Black Chaos and they will rule the world. Sonic, Chris, and the others go out to find the Emerald before Eggman and Dark Omochao (Dark Omo), but will they be too late? And what is up with Omochao claiming to be made 50 years ago…and Amy embarrassing him back then. He also goes to blame Shadow for some of this! Was he really a weapon of war like Emerl! (Sonic X timeline)
Disclaimer: Okay, first of all, I want to warn you-if you want to hold on to your last trace of sanity, do not read this story…some parts are VERY RANDOM…I repeat VERY RANDOM! Anyway, I do not own anything Sonic related. No…I…don't. My disclaimers are boring and this computer is stupid…yeah. Whatever. The point is I don't own something, so just read the story…and I think all your names are Robert or Roberta Downing. Yes…I…do…
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Omochao's POV:
I sat there alone in that dark lonely closet. I couldn't see or hear anything for about a year. It was complete darkness, complete loneliness…just me, the useless robot the Omochao. Until one day…finally I would be used again. I saw a light peek into the closet, and then a white hand. There I saw Tails, a little bit older looking than before, but only about a year or so. His hair looked a bit different, maybe more strands or something, and his fur was more orangey than yellow now. Maybe his attitude had changed too, now, but for the most part, he looked like the same old innocent little Tails.
Now I was out in the light, out of the darkness hopefully forever, on a bed. I guess I was in the attic this whole time, because this didn't look like it had been inhabited for quite a long time, it was dusty and everything was faded looking. He looked at me, then yelled something down the stairs.
"Sonic! Amy! Come here! I have to show you something!" Tails looked down the stairs area as Sonic came immediately up with Amy lagging behind. The two came over to Tails and looked around for the surprise he had for them.
"So, Tails, what did you call us here for?" Amy asked, tilting her head in an Amy-ish way. Didn't she see me, the most wonderful surprise of all? I flew up, spinning my propeller thingy and making a prettyful swirly pattern that Amy stared at in amazement. Her pink fur felt so soft when she grabbed me and poked me.
"Look! I found Omochao!" Tails exclaimed. Well, at least somebody had a deal of respect for me…Tails is so faithful to his great robots. Out of all of them I've seen him with, I look the cutest. Chao are the best, and I am just like. Sonic hates me. He would like to throw me out the window. Just then, I saw another hedgehog. He came in with head phones on, singing a song.
"Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk, throw Omochao away! Anyone can break Omo, anybody can tear him, when that happens you live an happy life forever. Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk, Throw Omochao away. You see a Omochao wherever you go, Sadly you have to face him again and again!" he sang, irritating me. I looked at him and put on my angry face, which he just laughed and muttered something like 'that is one pathetic robot.'
I smiled and Cream when came up and she looked at me.
"Cutie robot!" she rubbed my head and giggled.
"Hey, guys, I need space to do some experiments. Could you all go downstairs?" Tails asked nicely. "And Sonic, can you baby-sit Omochao?"
Sonic groaned. "Eww, no! He'll be like 'You run by walking very fast. You walk by putting one foot in front of the other!' I know all the dumb stuff he tells us! Forget it!"
I looked sadly at him, however he didn't seem to care. He just started to walk out the door and down the stairs. Hey, wait, Sonic can walk? WOW! Well, that's about the only accomplishment I've seen him do, he can't even swim and his IQ was 3 according to that test he took.
"Hey, SONIC! Don't go! I have a cute picture to show you of the good times when we were but two wee little hedgies!" Amy said very oddly. WEE LITTLE HEDGIES? I DON'T want to know. Amy looked at Sonic with a cute smile and then grabbed his arm, stretching it so far it looked like it was about to come out of its socket.
"UGH! Amy you are SOO annoying!" the picture was of Amy grabbing Sonic's leg and Tails flying in the background, about to fall. Sonic groaned and began to run down the stairs.
"Don't forget Omochao!" Tails yelled. Sonic stomped his foot.
"And I was about to get into that dance class too! And Knuckles was going to sing the songs for me! But, noo! I can't audition because I have to baby-sit STUPID Omochao!" Sonic yelled. Everybody looked at him and Shadow dropped his headset.
Author: And time stopped…literally, because Sonic was taking ballet lessons and Knuckles was learning how to sing opera.
Time began once again, but Tails had fainted and Sonic had snuck away before he had to baby-sit me…however, I had stalked him all the way to WENDY'S! And it just so happened to be the day, the exact moment, when the lady found the finger in her chili! Only she put it in there so she could sue Wendy's! She just wanted to be rich! But did you know that…that lady who said she found a finger in her chili was Eggman's mommy? His 12th mommy to be precise. Her name was Fairy from Sugar…a very odd name indeed.
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"B-BUT MOMMY! WHY DID YOU?" Eggman moaned.
"Don't worry, Eggie, Mommy will be fine." She whispered and hugged him, her body twice the size of his.
I decided to yell "EWEWEWEWEW!" at her fatness and Sonic screamed at me because he just noticed I was there. He called me a stalker and I said thank you then flew on his head. He looked up and slapped me, only for some reason it didn't hurt.
Finally Sonic and I walked back home, and then we ran up to Tails who was still fainted from over and hour ago. (Trust me, it took them forever to get over with Eggie's mommy…) We saw Eggman walking somewhere, so we decided to follow him…into a bar. Okay, Eggman is one thing, but a drunk Eggman is another thing! Like, EW!
He forgot how to play Go Fish and so did the other person he was 'playing' with. Then some guy told him he had a nice hat which was really a napkin. This was the conversation.
"Huhu…Nice hat!" the guy pointed to the napkin on Eggman's head.
"It's my hat!" Eggman yelled and they started to slap eachother, or at least tried, but they badly missed. The fought over it and it eventually fell off Eggman's head, and he fell to the ground. The other man picked up the nearest item, a box of crackers, and yelled.
"I got the hat!" and he pulled on his backwards vest and his belt, which was really a guitar holder.
"HUHU!" Eggman yelled, then hit him. Eventually they forgot about the hat and went to high-five eachother, but they both missed and fell on the ground. Eggman got back up and slowly walked to the nearby microphone. "My name i—they call m—Wait a second…my underwear say Eggman! I am the best Eggman! I gotta go home and I gotta go pee, it's two o' clock already…I love you mommy, BYE!"
Sonic and I slapped ourselves in the head and ran off.
"I don't want to know…" we both said.
"Hey, why are you talking to me anyway?" I asked him.
"EW! WHY AM I!" he yelled. We shrugged and then ran home, the night sky and stars twinkling above.
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Okay, so it was dumb, right? Not too much of a plot at the moment, but you will see it grow eventually. It also didn't have too much humor or adventure right now, but the original was funny and it was on my old computer so it got deleted. The name comes from an 'X-Men: Evolution' episode, Turn of the Rogue. That's about it. It will be funnier later on, sorry about the crappy start.