This was just an idea that wouldn't leave my head after watching "Team America: World Police".
Dr. Doom, leader of Latveria and enemy to the entire Marvel Universe, sat in his throne room thinking of a new way to take out that blasted Richards.
His thoughts were interrupted by a Doombot that came in to report to its master.
"Dr. Doom. The reporter, Glenn Beck, has come in for an interview," the Doombot reported.
"Glenn Beck?! Oh, no!" Dr. Doom face palmed. He hated it whenever some nosey news reporter came to his land. First Tyra Banks, now the asshole from Fox News.
Doom straightened up once Beck entered the throne room.
"Oh, hello. Nice to see you again, Glenn," Dr. Doom lied to the infamous reporter; this wasn't the first time he had tried to get an interview with the armored monarch.
"Mr. Doom…" began Glenn but Doom held up his hand.
"DR. DOOM!" Doom screamed. "I did not take over Latveria just be called Mr, thank you."
"Dr. Doom, I was supposed to take my camera crew around your palace, but your robots won't let us into certain areas," explained Beck.
"Glenn, Glenn, Glenn! We've been through this a billion times. I don't have any weapons of mass destruction and I don't know what happened to Tyra Banks when she came to visit Latveria," Dr. Doom reassured.
"Then let me look around, so I can ease the American people's minds," Glenn demanded.
"Glenn, your breaking Doom's balls here, Glenn. You're breaking his balls," Doom complained as he got off his throne and walked down.
"I'm sorry, but Fox must be firm with you. We're not CNN. Let me see your palace or else," Beck threatened.
Doom turned around and growled. "Or else what?"
Glenn Beck smiled slyly at being one of the few people to get under the "all powerful" Dr. Doom's skin. "Or else I'll have to tell the American people about your 'evil, socialist' agenda to ruin their beautiful, free country."
Dr. Doom smiled underneath his mask at Glenn's arrogance. "Okay, Glenn, you win. I'll give you an interview, first. But first, stand a little to your left."
Glenn quirked an eyebrow at the "good" doctor's demand.
"Certainly a patriot like you wouldn't be afraid of such a small demand," said Dr. Doom and Glenn complied and moved to the left.
"A little more," Glenn moved to the center of a golden circle with Doom's metal face on it. "Good."
Doom pulled a lever next to him, opening the trap door that Glenn Beck was standing on; sending him screaming to an unknown place. Doom walked over to the wall, which opened up to reveal Glenn Beck in some sort of cave.
Inside the artificial cave, Glenn heard an animalistic roar coming in from behind him. He turned around to see the Abomination coming out of the cave.
Abomination grabbed the doomed reporter who was screaming like a little girl, and began to tear him apart; first by ripping off his left arm.
"There you go, Glenn Beck! How do you like that, you fucking cock sucker!" Dr. Doom screamed at the reporter who now had his right armed ripped off.
"Do you have any idea how fucking busy Doom is, Beck?! Well fuck you! You want an interview? Well you can have a jolly good time interviewing Tyra Banks in Hell, you butt-fucking piece of shit!" after hearing that last part, Glenn turned his head and screamed at the sight of a skeleton with a brown weave before the Abomination ripped his head off.
Dr. Doom closed the wall again as he walked back to his throne.
"God damn it, does Doom hate interviews," Dr. Doom sighed as he slouched down on his throne.