There hasn't been a hero case in 3 days. Of course that's why I'm feeling a little down and pissed off. But what didn't help my mood was the fact that about 10 seconds ago Genos decided to grab the back of my neck and pull me into a k..k..KISS. What the fuck is he thinking?! Also why the hell have I even let it go on for 10 seconds?! I push Genos away, which doesn't take a lot of effort.

"What the fuck are you doing?" I finally speak my feelings. Or more like yell them.

"Sensei, I read a magazine" he looks blankly at me like he always does.

"Go on"

"It told me a kiss was the main way to grab a certain person's attention." His expression stays exactly the same.

"What do you mean a certain person?" I have to admit, I have absolutely no idea what he's on about. But for the first time ever Genos makes a face that I would almost describe as embarrassed.

"The person you love."

Now I've heard of awkward silences and I've been in a few but there's nothing more awkward than the silence of two grown men/cyborg standing in the same small room after hearing a l..l..love confession. I haven't known Genos my whole life but I've never heard him make a joke and he doesn't look like the sort of person who even knows what a joke is. But this has to be one right?

"Sorry, what?" was all I could spit out.

"I love you sensei."

Ahh I see.

"You mean you respect me right?" I try.

"No sensei. Well, I do respect you. But I love you too."

"You lovingly respect me?" I keep trying, but I wish I hadn't because Genos is looking at me like I've just hurt his feelings.

"Look…sensei I…" Genos' voice is drowned out by the TV. I take this opportunity to leave him alone watch the screen.

City A is under attack. Code Dragon. Calling all A and S-Class heroes.

This could not have happened at any better time.

"Let's go." I say without turning around. I'm not ready to look back at his face yet.

There's never any need to wait for him so I run over to the balcony and set off towards the scene. Hopefully this will all blow over when we get back.

…..

The city had already been evacuated by the time we got there but there was no signs of any danger.

"What are you doing here baldy?" the annoying recognisable voice came from behind me.

"Tatsumaki. Aren't you too fragile for this?" She is someone I definitely don't want to see right now.

"Who are you calling fragile?!" she continues to run her high pitch voice. I will admit she's fun to wind up. You only have to say one little thing to her and she'll send a massive piece of rubble flying your way… fuck spoke too soon.

"Take that." The massive piece of rubble was a mere inch away from my face when Genos sent it flying in the opposite direction with his fire power.

"Uhh…thanks." I say but it's not like I needed him to do that, it wouldn't have even left a scratch.

"Tatsumaki. Can we please work together on this one?" Genos pleads.

"Fine. But it will just be like carrying dead weight. I could've easily done this by myself." Are her charming parting words before she moves deeper into the city. Damn, she really pisses me off.

"Don't mind her sensei, she's like that to everyone."

"Aha… yeah." I'm running out of things to say. I just want to punch the life out of some evil monster right now but there's still nothing in sight.

"Sensei, down there!" Genos points down onto an alley way between two grocery shops. And there is indeed something dodgy going on. Clouds of purple smoke were spilling out the gaps between the roofs.

"Let's go." Finally some action!

We land just before the alley opening to take a better look. The only thing I can see is the purple smoke.

"Hello, if someone's there can you come out please." People always say that I'm too blunt when talking to the 'monsters' and that's why they get so angry and try and kill me but nothing will happen if I just sit back and watch. "Hello, can you hear me?"

"I can hear you. Now listen to me…" finally something speaks from the alleyway. "I am the Great Tree Giant. I have come to kill all you pesky, weak human beings and it looks like you are going to be the first one I crush." The mysterious voice continues to echo from behind the purple smoke.

"Great. Well my name is Saitama and this guy here is called Genos." I'm being blunt again. Genos throws me a disapproving look which I ignore.

"You don't sound very scared." The voice replies.

"I just want to fight you so come out."

"What's with that crappy attitude? You're pissing me off! Fine then, you asked for it!" suddenly all the smoke is being sucked back into the alley and the faint glimpse of a figure starts to emerge. He/she/it starts to 'evil laugh' like all other monsters evil laugh. To be honest it's getting a bit old now. "Are you ready for my attack weaklings?" it's then that I can see exactly what it is. A muscular tree. Wow I'm really scared now. "Here it comes."

Of course within the space of 5 seconds Tree Man over here had tried to pull some move over me while I punched him once which sent him flying a few miles away in the distance. But I'm sure the hero association will track his body down. Geez I'm so disappointed.

"That was amazing sensei!" Genos cheers from behind. To be honest I forgot he was there.

"Not really, as always it only takes one punch." I sigh, which only puts Genos in the mood to cheer me up, so I really wish I hadn't sighed. "I'm going back."

…..

I spend the rest of the day how I always do after a disappointing fight; in front of the TV in my pyjamas. Genos is with me too, which is unusual because he's normally out 'hero training'. I keep forgetting that about 3 months ago I let Genos live with me after he went on and on about how he wanted to be my disciple. Of course the real reason I let him live with me was the massive stack of money he gave. I still wonder where he got that from.

"Sensei." Genos decides to interrupt my thoughts.

"What?" I keep my eyes fixed on the TV as one of the only dramas that I actually enjoy is currently on.

"Have you thought about what I said?"

What he said? Ohhh that…

"Genos, the moment has passed and the joke is not funny anymore." I hope this ends the conversation because I'm trying to watch my favourite drama here. In the corner of my eye I watch him stand up and make his way over towards me. Great.

"Sensei. It was not a joke, I really do love you. And it hurts my feelings the way you push it aside as if it were nothing."

I honestly don't know what to say to that. But now I feel bad.

"Umm... I'm sorry." What else could I say? Obviously I said the wrong thing because Genos puts himself between me and the TV and puts his arms around my waist. "Genos, what are you doing get off me!"

"You said you were sorry." He looks confused. Trust me no-ones more fucking confused than me.

"Because you said I hurt your feelings!"

"I know. So I just thought a hug would be okay." He makes everything sound so innocent.

Maybe I over-reacted a little. A hug is fine right? A hug between two…friends is fine right?

"Next time just say so beforehand!"

"Okay Sensei, I'm sorry." If his face was 100% human I bet he would be pouting right about now. But I do feel bad for him and in the end a hug is just a hug. So I put my own hands around his waist as he tightens his arms around mine. That's when I notice our awkward position. I was already sitting on the floor but Genos is almost sitting on my lap. And I'm not the 'hug expert' but I'm pretty sure a normal hug shouldn't last longer than 3 seconds. But here we are hugging. It's been at least 10 minutes.

Would it be too weird to say that this was actually quite comfortable and relaxing…yes, defiantly. What the fuck am I thinking?

"Genos…can we stop now?" I don't mean it. I don't want to stop hugging him, it feels good. It feels what?!

Genos only tightens his grip around me in response, which in all honesty I have no problem with.

Again with these weird thoughts!?

That's when I find myself blushing. How can you blame me? Even though Genos is a man it's still skin on skin close contact…okay skin on metal? Which can make any man blush…right? His chest is pressed right up against mine and my legs have somehow made their way on either side of Genos…which means he's technically between my legs.

This 'hug' has now lasted somewhere around 2 minutes.

"Okay Genos. I really insist that we stop this now. This hug has gone on long enough."

"I'm sorry sensei." He sound serious.

"It's okay just let go now."

"No, not for that." He sounds even more serious now.

"What do you mean?" I shouldn't have asked that.

"I'm sorry I can't hold back anymore." And with that Genos pushes me down to the ground by my shoulders and presses his lips against mine.

"Genos stop!" I yell between kisses but he doesn't stop. My cry is soon interrupted by the presence of his tongue in my mouth.

"aaah" I moan. Wait… I what?!

Genos' tongue played around in my mouth for a while, making its way into every corner. He soon starts to explore under my own tongue which makes me moan again. What's happening to me?!
It was soon after that I realized that one of Genos' hands was slowly working its way under my pyjama shirt. And that's as far as it gets because I slap him hard in the face. Maybe a bit too hard as he makes his way through several walls.

And that's when it came to me. The realization that I could have pushed, punched or even flicked him away at any time I liked…but I didn't. Just thinking about that alone made me blush like crazy. But this is all his fault! How dare he just kiss me like that!

"What the hell do you think you're doing!?" I shout across the room so that it reaches Genos who is about 30 metres away plastered onto one of the walls. I run over to the bathroom, the only room with a door, and shut myself inside.

Why did I enjoy hugging him? Why did I let him kiss me like that? And why the fuck am I blushing like a little girl?

This joke has gone on long enough and I'm going to make sure he knows it.