Crazy Debbie


Now I love my sister, just because she's my sister. However, she can be a few light bulbs short of a six pack.

Here is the deal.

Debbie was sitting in the living room and I was in my room talking to one of my friends on the phone.

I hung up the phone and then walked into the living room and saw her just sitting there in front of the TV making goo goo eyes over SpongeBob Squarepants.

Now to begin with, SpongeBob is a cartoon and a stupid one to begin with. I wouldn't be caught dead watching it, but not Debbie.

"Uh, Debbie, what are you doing?"

"Ugh, I'm on a date with Spongebob."

"With a cartoon? Sis, I love you, however right now you are about a light bulb short of a six-pack. Common, he's a cartoon. Go get a real boyfriend."

"But no one will take me. They all say I'm a brat, but that is not true, is it Eliza?"

oh how i wanted to tell her the truth, but i refrained and said nothing.

Oh mom and dad have a lot of work to do with her!


Again, here is another short story. Gotta love those short stories.