I don't Shaman King, and I don't plan to. Takei Hiroyuki is the big man behind it all... I'm just giving the interviews...

BRYNN vs. TAO REN: The Interview

Brynn: Hello everyone! Welcome to the premier of Brynn Vision! Please sit back and enjoy the show, because today we have a special interview with the great Tao Ren! clap Let's give him a round of applause! clap-clap-clap

Ren: (no where to be seen)

Brynn: Oh, What's this? I think Rennie-boo seems a little shy! Let's give him another round of applause! clap-clap

Ren: (Still no where to be seen)

Brynn: BOUNCERS! GO FIND REN AND TELL HIM TO GET HIS SILLY BUM ON STAGE!

Manta: (The bouncer) I'm on it! (5 minutes later, Manta draggs Ren by his feet onto stage)

Ren: (He's in a big, frilly purple dress) NOOOO!

Brynn: ... I'm speechless ladies and gentlemen... Ren...the Great TAO REN is wearing a dress! (KYAA!)

Ren: Well it's NOT my fault that there were FANGIRLS huddled around the dressing room! I was getting ready when they hit! It all happened so fast! I SWEAR!

Brynn: Likely story...now let's get to the interview...

Ren: ...sure...whatever... but can I at least get out of the dress?

Brynn: No...

Ren: WHY?

Brynn: Cuz' I said so...

Ren: Well see if I cooperate now...

Brynn: If you want to get out alive...

Ren: What do you mean by that?

Brynn: I don't think those fangirls left... I COULD call them on stage you know... And since you're not wearing your pants...(He thus has no kwan-dao to defend himself)

Ren: ...crap... (pouty face-crosses his arms)

Brynn: Right... Now like I said earlier... on with the interview...First question... how do you spell you name?

Ren: What kind of question is that?

Brynn: brings out notepad Well, it seems that was a requested question from a miss... Kitty
(HA! You KNEW I'd use that!--inside joke...don't hate me Kitty)

Ren: ...Well, that's odd...

Brynn: I know...don't answer it click (TAO REN shows up on overhead)

Ren: Wow... spiffy...

Brynn: I know...

Ren: ...next question?

Brynn: Oh! Right! Next Question: What's with the number 33?

Ren: (shrugs) I dunno...

Brynn: ...you...don't know? THEN WHY DO YOU USE IT SO MUCH?

Ren: (Wow... pushie) Cuz' I can... I guess...

Brynn: ...right... Can I run a list?

Ren: Huh?

Brynn: Well, we want to know what you have 33 of... And we'd be confused if you ran them off... so I will...33 Kwan Daos?

Ren: Yes...

Brynn: 33 stuffed tigers?

Ren: Yes... (And I love every one of them! )

Brynn: 33 fangirls?

Ren: No... as much as I DON'T want to say, I have ...thousands... (sweat-drop)

Brynn: (reads notepad-laughs)...33 IQ points?

Ren: WHAT WAS THAT! I OBJECT TO THAT QUESTION!

Brynn: Well you better answer it... it's a request question...

Ren: By who!

Brynn: (flips through notepad) By a Mister ...Usui Horohoro.

Ren: ...Him... HOROHORO, PREPARE TO DIE! (Finds Horohoro in the audience and bonks him on the head)

Horohoro: KYAAA! It's was just a JOKE! A JOKE! runs in circles

Ren: Picks up his chair They're only jokes if they're FUNNY!

Brynn: ... I thought it was funny...

Ren: THEN YOU'LL DIE TOO! (throws the chair at Brynn)

Brynn: AAAAHH!

Ren: ROAR

Brynn: Well, that's all for this interview folks! I'll see you all later!