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Dear Jackson
Next week my community is having a block party but I am the only white person on the block. What should I bring Jackson? Should I cook watermelon or bring some fried chicken? Please Jackson what should I do?
From Brian
Well Brian I am happy that you wrote to me for advice. I clearly see your problem
and I will give you the best advice so when that block party comes you'll be blacker than
darkness. Ok, first watch as much BET as you can. I have watched my fair share of
BET and because of it I now know that black people do not like country music. From watching that channel I have also learned from the commercials that they love Kool-Aid and McDonalds. As your watching make sure that you see at least one episode of Rap-City. Whenever I see the black person I know Iam rapping to the newest song out there.
For what to bring to the party I suggest that you just bring something to drink. Preferable grape or orange soda. If you feel like you should bring more stick to the fried chicken. But whatever you do not bring anything that has mayonnaise in it. Stay away from white bread and you will be fine. I suggest that you leave the watermelon for another day.
To make your experience complete I suggest you go shopping for a new outfit. Pick out something black or red. Wear a pair of baggy jeans with an oversized tee. To look 'off the hook' put on a long gold or silver chain. Don't have that kind of money? Go to your nearest grocery store and get one for twenty-five cents. That should complete the outfit. My last advice is to talk loud when you speak. When talking to everyone don't use big words, talk plain and simple.
Brian, that is all of the advice that I can give to you. I hope my advice will help you get through the block party. Write again soon! Holla!!!!