A/N: Gred and Forge! Gred and Forge! Written for my LOVER, Brieze, on challenge. First fanfic! Please review!
George drifted lazily through the labyrinth of shelves and bins, occasionally lifting one of the thin, rectangular boxes from its spot, and then returning it without much thought. The girl behind the counter looked bored. She was reading one of those muggle magazines that his father would have loved, the cover boasting a story about new inventions of the 21st century. George sighed. He and Fred had been exploring the muggle world for two years now, and they were still basically clueless. And after that disaster with the toaster oven last week, he doubted they'd ever be proficient at operating electronics.
Slowly, he made his way over to the section his brother was browsing. A large sign above the first shelf read "Adult." Fred was giggling. He held up an envelope emblazoned with bright yellow lights, and six or seven girls bent over each other doing, well… doing each other. George blinked, and glanced around, realizing that this appeared
to be the subject material of everything in close proximity.
"This is like a treasure trove!" Fred grinned, reading the back of the box. "Watch hot girls get down and dirty! Special feature, Vampire Twins!"
He paused, his face lighting up with enthusiasm. "Hey, we could do this!"
The girl at the counter looked up sharply as George flinched. "That's wrong. We're so alike."
"Exactly!" Fred's eyes glittered mischeviously. "It'd almost be like masturbating."
George couldn't help but chuckle as he watched the girl cock her eyebrow questioningly and bury herself behind the periodical once more. "C'mon." He grabbed his twin around the elbow and began to drag him towards the door, nodding apologetically as they passed the girl. She met his gaze with a small smile, apparently amused with the effort it took to drag Fred out of the shop.