Disclaimer: In a parallel universe, I own Inuyasha. But then again, if we're going off that logic, in another parallel universe, I am Inuyasha.
"Puffball!"
"Stupidhead!"
"Girly-boy!"
"Half-breed!"
"Hey! You've gone too far!"
"Hey! Owwwwww! Let go of my hair!"
"Then take it back!"
"Not on your life!"
"Well then I'm not letting go!"
"Owww! King Daddykins!"
Touga sighed. It was yet another one of his sons' pointless arguments. He was watching them with little interest. Currently, Inuyasha was holding Sesshomaru in a headlock and pulling his hair, and Sesshomaru was screaming in an obnoxiously feminine voice.
"Sess- er, Inuyasha, let your brother go." He told his youngest, which felt odd. It was usually Sesshomaru who was pulling Inuyasha's hair.
"But King Dad! He called me a half-breed!"
"That's what you are though, isn't it?" Touga asked Inuyasha, without a hint of malice.
Inuyasha looked at the floor. "Well, yeah, but-"
"No buts. Let him go."
And Inuyasha released Sesshomaru, who began to cough and hack dramatically as if he were dying. He eventually got up, smoothed out his hair and his mokomoko, and then left the room. But no before muttering: "Idiot."
"Oh yeah? Well... well you smell!" Was the oh-so-clever retaliation.
Touga groaned, and Sesshomaru turned back to his brother with a sneer. "Oh yeah? Smell like what, exactly?!"
"Like... like..." Inuyasha sniffed the air, then his face looked funny for a moment, before his turned to Sesshomaru with a positively evil smile. "like Miss Kirimi's perfume."
Sesshomaru turned several shades of crimson. "I-I do not!"
"Yeah ya do~ Yeah ya do~, you girly-boy~!" Inuyasha doubled over in laughter, and Sesshomaru then grabbed his brother's hair. "Hey, hey! Leggo of me, you big-headed girly-boy!"
Well that only made Sesshomaru pull harder.
Curious about whether his eldest really did smell like Kirimi's perfume, he walked over to the dog-pile (Pun intended, thank you very much. kukuku) and sniffed Sesshomaru's hair. By Jo, it smelt like lilies in a field!
Sesshomaru turned to his dad. "What're you giving me that look for, King Daddykins?"
Touga thought about it for a moment. The overall gracefulness, the make-up, the ungodly large bow he tied his obi into, the whole 'King Daddykins' shebang, and now the perfume... the future King of the Western Lands really was a girly-boy!
"You really are a girly-boy." Touga said out loud, not meaning to.
Sesshomaru crashed to the floor and buried his face in his hands, crying. "No one likes me! I'm going to be angsty and alone when I grow up with no one to talk to but a warty, ugly, frog! WAHH!"
Not wanting to get blamed for his son's sudden insecurities, he hightailed it out of there, leaving behind an angst-ridden Sesshomaru and a laughing Inuyasha.
This is OOC. I know. But who cares, it's fanfiction. Whoop-dee-doo.
(Also, Kirimi is what I decided to name Sesshomaru's Ma. She's not an OC, or anything like that. I have deep-seeded hate for female OCs ;)