Disclaimer: I am not responsible for anything in this...Oh wait...yes I am. Umm, the characters here are all property, intellectually and physically, of Masashi Kishimoto. What they do...that was me...and a little him...but mostly me. Copy and paste disclaimer on all future chapters. Easy, eh?
Sasuke walked aimlessly by his computer. His eyebrow raised as he walked to it, sitting down and opening his browser.
"Ok…Check email. Go through my "I hate Itachi" list once more, and then see what my fans are saying about me…" he said to himself, finishing his checklist. Then, he went to opening the anime link and finding Naruto. Bleh! I hate that name. I'm way better than that dobe! It should be Sasuke: The Show. The first episode would have me killing my brother…with an icepick…while everyone laughed in the background, he thought to himself with a grin. He scrolled down the list, smiling as the links and backgrounds came up.
"Hm, SasuSaku…SasuSaku…SasuSaku…pretty good," he said aloud. He scrolled down to the next page, going further into the list. "SasuSaku, SasuSaku, SasuSaku, again, good!" He scrolled to the next page, eyeing the list. "Hm, a SasuHina? Well, I always thought she was cute…" he said to himself, scrolling down the list. "SasuSaku, SasuSaku, Sasu…" he started, but stopped, finding a site. His eyes widened, and he jumped off the chair like it was on fire. "SasuNARU!!!!" he yelled. A kunai appeared in his hand. "I'll kill them all!" He yelled. He turned, ready to make for the door. Then, he calmed down. "I don't know where they live!" He turned around, sitting down and opening the page.
Naruto and Sasuke sat in the hospital, Naruto glancing at his friend every few moments. Sasuke turned to him, his eyes large and glassy.
"What is it, Naruto?" he asked, his lips pouting.
"Sasuke, I…" Naruto started, but fell silent. Sasuke gently stroked his cheek.
"I understand, Naruto," he said, his face coming closer.
"Sas…"Naruto started. He stared at the lips, pursed and glistening. He began to move forward. They were only a few inches away now…closer…closer…closer…
"ARRRRGGGGG!!!" Sasuke jumped again, quickly hitting the exit button. The page closed. He stalked the room, feeling terribly hurt and confused. How could they do this to him? SasuSaku was bad enough, but this? His fangirls let him down! He yelled, ranting and raving. Then, he went back to the computer. He sat, looking at the name of the person who had written the fanfiction.
"Hmm, TsukuyomiKiller…Who could that be?" he wondered. He pondered it for a while, and then realization dawned on him. His brother, Itachi. That basturd! He grabbed his chair. Opening up a Word document, he began typing a nasty letter to his brother, telling him where to go and how to get there. Suddenly, an idea popped into his head…a very EVIL idea. He smiled. He exited the word document and quickly popped up another. He began typing, slow at first because he wasn't good at typing or coming up with ideas, but faster and faster he went, until he was satisfied with the story. He smiled again, pulling up his account on the website. He quickly submitted it, and lay back. "This should be interesting," he thought.
I hope you enjoyed chapter 1 of Fanfiction hell! Leave me a review and you will see yourself in a reviewer comment special. Aint that fun and great!? Also, this works by having a character personally, and then a fanfiction, and so on and so on. It's fun, just believe me. Ok, review and read on...for that is the knowledge base of the world!