Repost!
Well, I have seen a lot of Yaoi stories with Mpreg thingies…
I just thought maybe I can write one, too.
So here it is… Guinea Pig Love! (Title sounds stupid… but then again…)
I hope you enjoy my little out-of-the-blue story…
I have changed their study years… they are graduating students…
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! EVERY RIGHT BELONGS TO MK AND WHAT'S LEFT BELONGS TO ME!
WARNING/S: YAOI! MPREG! NEGLIGENCE AND CURSINGS! PLAUSIBLE LEMON… AND DRESS UP!
—GUINEA PIG LOVE—
Summary: AU. Their stupid mothers willingly turned their sons into guinea pigs… just because both of them are bitter with their own families. Will LOVE improve their lives or make it more complicated? Yaoi, Mpreg, dress up and somehow citrusy. A little OOC in some but excessive to others… and there could be some OCs…
Rated M Romance/Drama Naruto U. and Sasuke U.
—GUINEA PIG LOVE—
— A blond's POV…
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Outside the Bowling Alley
Sunday
11:00 AM
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I'm on my way to the bowling alley where my mother wants to meet me. She has said she'll be telling everything I need to know when I get there. Seriously… what does Mom wants to do to me? She always thinks I'm some kind of guinea pig she can always take advantage of. She's more obsessed in her "experiments" rather than taking care of me and my dad. She loves them all more…
I pout at my thoughts and decide to dismiss each and every one of them before I get emotional over it. I can see the entrance from here since I have stopped in the middle of the path walk. I don't know what lies ahead… what if Dad was right? What if she's a witch and she would— I touch my belly as I continue to gaze… I don't even know whether they're going to cut me open after this. But that's a public place… maybe they're going to take me somewhere else… I gaze at the black van at the bowling alley's parking area. I gulp at my own thought of kidnapping…
Maybe I shouldn't have told her about it in the first place…
GUINEA PIG LOVE
REI HARUNO –SAKURA NO IMOOTO
CHAPTER 1: NARUTO'S PROLOGUE
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Flashback:
Uzumaki Residence
Saturday
4:00 PM
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"No, Kushina! You are NOT going to do that this time…"
"Minato! It's not just me that is concerned here! Besides…"
I am about to knock when I hear Mom and Dad yelling at each from inside the house. I then try to listen further… trying to learn the reason for such loud uproar…
"I know, Kushina. But that's too risky and I'm not—"
"Risky? Don't you trust me in this? Or all you think is that everything will be a failure!"
"Kushina, I am not raising my voice at you. Listen to me… 1% could be too small but the fact that it exists scares me."
"Fine then… I'll let him decide. And if he says yes… you won't have the next say in this."
Silence comes after and so I open the door and yells with a voice that is so enthusiastic, "I'm home!" Telling them about it wouldn't be a good time but… since my parents are trying to set me up with various women and since I'm getting sick of all their precious shits, I AM GOING TO TELL THEM. I walk towards the lounge and sees Dad massaging his temples while sitting at the couch and Mom, in an apron, chirping happily before me. She pats my head and says, "Welcome home, Naruto. You seemed to be pissed off. Anything wrong?"
"Everything's wrong. You know that." I hiss at my mother… my usual way of talking to her. I walk some more and dumps my bag beside Dad to make him look at me even for a moment. I then sit heavily at the further end of the couch, "With all your friends' daughters, my days in school always suck. And in three months, graduation will be there. I will finally be in my College years… however, those stupid girls won't go away from me. And now here I am, supposed to tell you guys something overly important but backs down since I heard you two yelling at each other. What are you yelling about, anyway?"
"Naruto…" Dad whispers, closing his eyes again because of migraine, "I do not like your way of talking… especially to your mother. And whatever we are talking about is… nothing for you to get worried about." I twist my lips in doubt and disbelief, "Yeah, it's none of my business, especially when it's me she's trying to experiment on."
Perfect timing to introduce myself…
Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Age: 18
Characteristics: Hostile, rebellious and BADASS.
Strengths: Knuckles, trouble-making and making people hate me
Weaknesses: Sympathizing with people, smiling…
Quote: "My mother doesn't love me because she thinks I'm a thing. My father doesn't love me because he thinks I'm completely fine with everything. I hate myself… simply because I don't care about them."
"Naruto…" Dad calls my name again and then Mom… who tries to be loving and to the extent that she pulls a chair to sit in just to face me, "Neh, Naruto. What is it that you wanted to tell us? Since… it seems that you already know what we are talking about a while ago."
"Fucking experiments." I can't help but to say, "I'm not letting you tamper with my body again. Do you know how long it took my body to repair that alien arm you planted me with! And that leg that—" Mom hushes me as she gently places her hands at my cheek… both thumbs at my lips. I then frown at her and she smiles, "Don't worry, Naruto. This time… it'll be more human."
I pull my head away from her grasps and turns away to the side with a pissed face. And then Dad shifts his weight at the couch… like changing position. I gaze at him for the moment, seeing him now in a less miserable stance. He looks at me as well and smiles helplessly, "So Naruto… what is it that you wanted to say? Don't worry, we'll be listening…" I glance at him… and then to my mother. She nods enthusiastically and then I look back at my dad… who looks like not hoping for a bad thing…
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Present:
Bowling Alley Lobby (Food and Drinks Stands)
Sunday
11:05 AM
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I feel tensed and nervous… losing my badass side. I keep on glancing at the black van at the parking area… which is visible through the glass walls of the lobby. Then I see a shake stand… something cold and refreshing could help. Tapping my pockets to check if I have some more coins, I finally decide to buy a melon shake. After minutes of serving, the vendor gives me my shake and takes my payment in return. I sip at the cold shake… feeling its sweet water flow inside my mouth and throat. I then look around to find any sign of Mom around. I then find the signboard "Playing Area" above a set of stairs leading further inside the place. I then shrug my shoulders and looks around some more to find a place… to… sit…
Amidst the noisy and enthusiastic crowd, I find a guy leaning at his back on the wall. He's seeping a shake as well and he appears to be very… very bored. I blink once… twice… and thrice… No, I'm not dreaming! I am seeing a REAL thing! I'm staring at a guy for a moment now… so I just decide to get nearer, pretending that I'm still looking for a place to stay at. He's wearing a visor cap, a short-sleeve white tee beneath that dark hooded short-sleeve jacket that hugs his body nicely, dark pants and rubber shoes. He has his one hand at the drink and the other one inside his pocket. His raven hair is contrasting with his flawless porcelain skin and his onyx eyes are like gemstones… precious gemstones. I can feel drool escaping from the side of my mouth. I accidentally bump against a table's side and I wince a little. I apologize at the people there and then I turn my gaze back to the guy… who is gazing back at me…
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Flashback:
Uzumaki Residence
Saturday
4:30 PM
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"C-Can you say that again, N-Naruto?" Dad says in denial… not wanting to hear whatever he has heard earlier. My mother is silent… shocked at what I have said which I will repeat, "I said I'm gay, Dad… Mom. So you better keep those slutty whores away from me… before I put a big dent in their faces." I sink myself at the couch and then something I did anticipate happens. Dad then cries in hysteria, grabbing my shoulders and starts shaking me… teary puppy eyes on his face now, "N-Naruto, tell me that's not true! Please! Please!"
"Fufufu…" Mom chuckles devilishly and does a victorious laugh, "HAHAHAHA! I have won again!" She then grabs Dad's arms and hugs me… making my face shove at her cleavage, "OH~! Narutooooooooo~! Mommy's completely fine with it! Don't you worryyyyyyyyy~!" I then start pushing her away with my palms on her waist, finding it difficult to speak with her big boobs on my face, "Mooooooom! Get… awaaaaaay. I can't breeeeeeeathe!"
"Noooooo." Dad starts to sob like a sore loser. I keep my gaze at him… while trying to keep my mother's breasts from suffocating me. It's the first time I've ever seen them like this… it's even the first time my mother has hugged me… and Dad get down because of me. I kind'a enjoyed this BUT… I have to find out why. I can't let myself act buddy-buddy with them just because of this… sudden change of hearts.
My mother lets go of me and loves every second after that, wriggling like an errant fan girl. Then my dad starts getting frustrated… but he's not saying anything like he's kicking me out the house. Then I stand up and earn my mother and my father's gaze, "I don't care if that's bad news or good news to you guys. I'm going back to my room." I pick up my bag and left…
"Hey, Naruto, wait!" Mom calls me and then I look at her when I'm about to go up the stairs with my bag hanging from my shoulder, "Honey, I'll be meeting with my bestfriend tomorrow. Would you like to come with me and meet her children?" I grin at her… "No. Fucking. Way."
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Present:
Bowling Alley Lobby (Food and Drinks Stands)
Sunday
11:10 AM
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I force a cough and clear my throat as I walk and lean at the wall… a meter away from the guy. He keeps on gazing at me… like he knows I have come there for him. I then loudly slurp in my shake and he keeps on gazing… I gulp and my eyes turn to where he is. His dark orbs are locked at me… Damn, I'm feeling so sexy making a guy like him look at me THIS long! After moments of looking at me, he breaks the eye contact and keeps those beautiful orbs at the ground…
Okay, I have some corrections…
Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Weaknesses: Sympathizing with people, smiling… and HOT SEXY MEN!
I let the straw off my mouth and walk to the side a little, getting near the sexy white guy on my side. He notices it and says, "Do I remind you of somebody? You've been looking at me like crazy." I have to keep it down… not letting him notice. He grunts in return, "Uh. You remind me of my pervert uncle." I fling at him with a frown, "Pervert? Are you serious?" 'Cause only women… say something like that. He smirks, "You wouldn't want to meet him."
"That aside… are you waiting for someone?" I ask… leaning back to the wall, eyes on the noisy lobby. He slurps some and answers, "My mom's playing with a friend. They've been there for some time now. I'll be leaving them behind when I finish this. How 'bout you?" I look at him… feeling it so odd that he's talking to me like we've known each other for some time now. However, I answer… not to sound rude, "Heh. My mom's here, too. I'm supposed to be here an hour earlier to meet her but I came late… so I'm not around if ever she needs me."
"Ditching your own mom?" He smirks and I laugh out, "What's wrong with that? You'll be doing that to your mother later, right?" He then smiles and shakes his plastic cup, telling me it's empty, "I'll be hanging out for another round of shake, I guess. So I think she might catch up with me." He tosses the empty cup at the bin and walks towards the shake stand. I then gaze at the bin… seeing four identical cups, the fuck! He's been drinking four grand (extra large shake containers) shakes already!
After some minutes of me standing stupid, he comes back and he starts slurping it loudly. I observe him for a while and he asks, "How 'bout you? Why are you looking at me?" I blush a little and turn away to hide it, "Nothing. I was just wondering what are you drinking… making you drink four grands non-stop?" He gazes at the bin as well and back to me, "My mother's game is taking so long and it's tomato." I twitch and look at him with a twitching eye. That's so disgusting… tomatoes? In a shake?
"Hey, what's with that face?" The guy frowns at me… getting offended with my reaction. I lean back and eyes on the horizon again, "Nah, I just thought… no, it's just that I don't like tomatoes." He then shrugs his shoulders, "I like them. So red…" he chuckles on his own words and continues slurping. I look at him again… Dammit… he talks like a girl! He then asks, "We've been talking here for more than five minutes now. What's your name?"
"Huh?" I grow confused a little but then answers, "N-Naruto." But then again, damn! He asked for my name first! He smiles and looks at my eyes again, "I'm Sasuke. Don't you think your mother could be gone a couple of minutes before you came? An hour late is not that forgivable, you know." I almost burst the liquid inside my mouth as I choke within me. He damn talks like a girl and he seems to be… "No offense, Sasuke." I reply at him with twisted lips, "Are you trying to flirt with me?"
He raises a brow and… laughs out cutely for a moment. He regains his composure and chuckles, "Of course not. It's just fascinating to have someone to talk to… who tries to get honest with a stranger." I frown but a devilish smile carves at my lips, "Are you saying I'm an idiot?" He lightly chuckles like an angel again while shaking his head, "No. Besides, you sound like an airhead. You might not understand unless I explain EVERYTHING."
"Then try me." I smirk a big one, squashing the empty container and tossing it to the bin. He can be a sexy hottie… but he's pissing me off somehow. His way of talking included. He chuckles again and decides to just slurp his shake. I sigh and lean back at the wall, "Tell me, have you seen a woman slightly taller than me with big breasts and red loooong hair?" I cross my arms at my chest and he chuckles again, "My mom's playing with a red head." I look at him… and grab his arm to drag him to the Playing Area, "Where are they!"
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Flashback:
Uzumaki Residence
Saturday
7:00 PM
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I come down for dinner and I see Dad laying the plates at the table. He places the last one and sees me at the stairs… followed by an unusual behavior. He looks around and runs towards me at the stairs. He then holds my shoulders and drags me backwards until we reach… the top step. He then says in a small complaining voice, "Tell me, what in the world are you thinking? Come on, Naruto, you're not gay… right?"
"Dad, I'm drooling over men, can't you understand that?" I answer him, irritated by his constant denial. He then drops his head and whispers, "Okay, Naruto. Just… take it back from your mom for now." I frown and takes his hands off my shoulders, "And then what, Dad? You two are going to set me up with more whores out there? No fucking way."
"Naruto, I'm not using foul language inside this house and so should you." Dad speaks in a serious way and he straightens himself, "It's not like I'm totally against this. It's just that… uhh." He looks at the side and starts to have difficulties in explaining, "You see, Mikoto— err, your mother's friend is… a… a vicious monster. She devours gay people and— and—"
"Dad. I don't understand." I say and he holds my shoulders again, "Look, the friend she'll be meeting with is a… dangerous woman. She's a witch and she curses everyone that gets near her. Be careful. Her children, however, are the cutest things in the world but she's using them to lure people. Beware of them, okay?"
"Miiiiiiinatoooooo~! Naaaaarutoooooo~! Dinner's readyyyyyyyyyyy~!" Mom calls enthusiastically from the dinner table and then Dad shakes me to gain attention again, "Never… meet with your Mom's friend and her sons, okay?" I just twist my lips… not granting a request from my dad. He then sighs and, another odd action from him, he hugs me so tight, "Kyaaaa! Naruto! I really hope Mikoto won't hurt you! You little cute thing!"
"MINATO! NARUTO! AT THE TABLE NOW!" My mom angrily calls and Dad lets go of me and runs down, "Almost there!" I scratch my head and goes to the table. We start eating and Mom pleads that I should come… and I just heard the most beautiful bargain in my whole life. She clasps her palms together and she says, "Naruto… this will be the LAST experiment I will involve you in! Just come with me tomorrow!"
"Hey, Kushina!" Dad interrupts and says, "You haven't even tested it at someone else!" Mom glares at him, "I told you I have secured EVERYTHING! Every little side effect will be suppressed!" Dad is about to argue more but then I have said, "This is LAST one, Mom. You promised me." Mom rejoices and Dad starts to cry waterfalls… such weird parents. I'm grateful yet ungrateful I'm still alive. She even adds, "You'll be meeting two gorgeous boys so don't you worry, Naruto!"
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Present:
Bowling Alley Playing Area
Sunday
11:30 AM
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It's all making sense now. Gorgeous boys that a witch can use to lure people. The pervert uncle… wait, Dad hugs them like that… much more than he does to me! I shake my head at the stupid thought and continue to drag Sasuke to where this Mikoto is. He then grips at a post and speaks with irritation, "It's this way, you idiot. And stop dragging me, I can walk." I apologize at him and we walk towards a crowd of three.
There is this woman with long raven hair like Sasuke, big boobs like my mother and her skin is pale as well. She's in a white fitted sports t-shirt and black fitting jugging pants with matching shoes. She jumps up and down multiple times, celebrating a victory, "Kushina! I won! I won!" Almost in the same outfit but in a red shirt, Mom sits at the floor, defeated and sobbing, "I can never… ever beat youuuuuu~…." Another guy that looks like Sasuke but has scars in his face beckons us and so we do. He's in a black workshirt and formal pants with leather shoes… like he just came from work. The jumping woman stops and comes to hug Sasuke like a bear, "Ooooooooooh~! Sasukeeeeeee~! Mommy won! Aren't you happy for your mommy~!"
"No." A sharp answer and he seems to change. Is he a bipolar? She whimpers as she loosens the embrace and looks at me, "Hey… who's the cutie blond?" My mother's head jerk a little and flings her head at me. She rushes towards me and squeezes me just like what the woman just has done to Sasuke. Then she lets me live— I mean breathe— breathe and she pinches my cheek, "Yo, Mikoto! This is Naruto! And he's the one working with Sasuke at the experiment!"
"Huh!" I blurt… "You gotta be kidding me!"
[End of Chapter 1]
Wheeee! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter! And yes, OOC Kushina and Minato… further you will see OOC Mikoto and Fugaku. Itachi, Naruto and Sasuke will be a little OOC but… not just yet. I'm just warning a bunch of you guys. *grin*
The next chapter is about Sasuke… more like Sasuke's miserable day.
Chapter 2: Sasuke's Prologue
Lovelots, Rei Haruno –Sakura no Imooto
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