Ring ring ring ring!
Sasuke turned off his alarm. Then with a groan he rolled out of bed naked and put his blue clothes and headband on. Sasuke went to the bathroom to shave. After he washed all his facial hair down the drain he took his morning pee. Since he was still groggy he couldn't see and accidentally peed on his dad who was taking a dump at the time.
"Sorry dad," Sasuke muttered.
His dad just grunted and unleashed a gigantic turd the size of Moby Dick. Ishmael tried to harpoon it.
Sasuke walked out of the bathroom. It was time for breakfast. He hoped his Mom had brewed him up some coffee, but she's a lazy piece of crap so he didn't get his hopes up.
"Sasuke I poured you some milk and toasted you a bagel. Do you want peanut butter or raspberry jelly on it?"
"What the hell Mom?"
Sasuke punched her in the face then did his flame style jutsu and set her on fire.
"I just want coffee. Is that so hard to do?"
Sasuke left the house. He figured he would just not eat breakfast today.
Sasuke voyaged to the forest and trained for five hours. It was hard. He killed a deer for lunch then punched it for awhile to keep training.
Sasuke left the forest. It was important for him to practice mentally to. He went to the park to play a game of chess with the local gurus.
"Ah! Young Sasuke is joining us today!" said Gary Kasparov
"Big deal loser. I want you to play blind folded" Sasuke said.
Gary put on his blind fold. It had a rhododendron motif.
Sasuke punched Gary Kasparov in the face. "Just kidding loser. I don't want to play you."
Sasuke got up and walked away.
Life is so pointless he thought to himself. I need a true challenge. A true warrior to fight with my abilities. Only then can know my true power of body and mind. ….