"Shh…" Nnoitra Glgia whispered to Szayelaporro Granz as he peeked into the First Espada's large bedroom where Starrk Cyote and Lilynette Gingerback were fast asleep on their bed of pillows."Is it clear?"
Szayel nodded. "Yea…"
Nnoitra grinned and tip-toed over to the sleeping siblings and carefully removed the blue comforter. He made a gesture and Szayel crept over with the meat quilt the two had patched together and draped it over Starrk and Lynette's sleeping forms.
"This…" Szayel tried not to snicker as Nnoitra turned up the thermostat dial as far as it would go. "Is epic."
"I know!" Nnoitra whispered back, pointing to the door. "Wait 'till it warms up! It's gonna smell awful! We have to go now! I think he stirred! Run! Run!"
"Do you think we should be doing this?" Ulquiorra Schaffer inquired of Grimmjow Jagerjaques as he tied a pair of feet up in rope with sailor knots.
"Nah…" Grimmjow resisted a laugh. "He'll never know…"
"Until he wakes up, that is."
"No, no, Emo! Starrk is out for a good week! He and Baraggan hit the bar too hard last night."
"Yesh. What is with the booze around here?" Ulquiorra huffed, taking down Aizen's palace flag. "Getting drunk is so irresponsible. And so is this."
"What ever!" Grimmjow handed his friend the ropes. "Put him up there already!"
"Yes. But what about Lilynette?"
"She's sleeping in her room!"
"Oh." Ulquiorra let out a long sigh and glanced down a Starrk. "All right. It is his fault he sleeps in only his bloomers." With that, Ulquiorra hoisted a new flag over Los Noches.
Tia Harribel grinned.
It was too perfect.
"Give me the scissors." Tia demanded.
"Yes." Melrose handed her the pair from the kitchen.
"And the tweezers."
"Yes." Apache handed her lady what she wanted.
Tia's grin widened and she turned her attention to a sleeping Starrk.
Weapons in hand.
"Girls. It is time to give him a haircut and a facial tweezing."
"YAY!"
"SHHH!"
"Ah….." Yammy Llargo gave Baraggan Louisebairn a look. "What should we do?"
Baraggan glanced at snoring Starrk who was now missing a goatee and smelled like… something dead. The Second Espada looked at Yammy who was staring at the glass liquor cases. "Steal his booze! what else?!"
Zommari Rureaux frowned down at Starrk who was still sleeping.
This man slept too much for his own good.
It was time to wake him up.
Zommari held up a large gong up next to the sleeping one's head and smashed the mallet into it.
Aaroniero Arrurueire smiled.
This was going to be fun.
And why no one else had thought of it first, he had no idea.
"Hehe…." Aaroniero tried his best not to laugh as he put Starrk on his actual bed and dragged it through the hallways of Los Noches.
Aaroniero finally open the last door and drag the bed into the edge of the large very deep swimming pool…
"Sweet dreams…"
...that just so happened to be full with barracuda.
(Thanks to yours truly, Aaroniero Arruruerie), who watched the mattress float gently into the middle of the pool.
Author's note: Haha. This idea came out of the blue and there are going to be two other chapters. Thanks for reading.