AN: Hey guys, I wanted to do a two-shot of Grojband about South Park. The first two episodes had something to do with Christmas, but since it's Christmas I wanted to do a two-shot. Rated T for bad language, violence and characters death. This story is for 13 year olds or over.
Disclaimer: I don't own Grojband or South Park.
Characters:
Corey as Stan
Laney as Kyle (Don't ask why I chose her as Kyle)
Kon as Cartman
Kin as Kenny
4 thirteen year olds was building a snowman while singing Frosty The Snowman.
Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal
The must have been some magic in that old they found
For when they placed it on his head...
"Bro!" Corey screamed at Laney before putting the hat on the snowman.
"What Core?" Laney said.
"Didn't you hear, don't put the magic hat on the snowman." Corey had warned Laney.
"Why." Laney gave Corey a curious look.
"Because if you put it on him, he's gonna come to life." Corey slowly said.
"Cool!" Kon said.
"No it's not cool, because my sister Trina put the hat on the snowman and tried to kill her." Corey had explained the story.
"Uggg fuck this, lets do it anyways." Laney said to the twins as they agreed with her.
"Yeah!" Kin said, as everyone except for Corey went back singing Frosty the Snowman.
There must have been some magic in that old felt hat they found (Laney puts the hat on the snowman)
For when they placed it on his head...
All of a sudden, Laney, Kin and Kon had stopped singing when the snowman started moving showing his dark red eyes and an angry look.
The snowman had grabbed Kon with everyone screaming and running around. The snowman had threw Kon onto the snow which meant he's dead.
"OMG frosty the snowman killed Kon!" Laney screamed in terror.
"Laney, I specifically told you not to put that fucking hat on Frosty's fucking head!" Corey screamed at Laney in anger.
"Now didn't I!" Corey pointed at Laney, while she started getting angry at Corey.
"Well I'm sorry Mr Fucking I'm the one with the crazy ideas!" Laney shouted at Corey.
"Now what are we gonna do now, and also don't think of a crazy idea it won't work!" Laney had insulted Corey.
"I don't know maybe you should think of something for once... wait." Corey paused for a second as a light bulb appeared on his head.
"I know who can help us!" Corey smiled at the idea.
"Who Corey?" Laney said.
*FROSTEY'S OUT OF CONTROL TRANSITION*
"Ho, Ho, Ho." Santa said. The three kids went to Santa jumping up and down.
"Save us! Save us! Save us! Save us!" Corey, Laney and Kin said repeatedly.
"Woah Children! Now tell me what's going on slowly?" Santa remarked.
"Ok so me, Corey, Kin and Kon was building a snowman... and all of the sudden... the snowman came to life." Laney explained until Corey interrupted her.
"I told her to not put the hat onto of the snowman. And she was stupid enough to do it anyways and and then it killed our friend Kon. And now hes going to kill everyone in Peaceville!" Corey explained the story.
"Did he look a lot like this." Santa said putting on the scary snowman face.
"Um well yh. Kinda like that." Corey stuttered.
"Exactly." Laney nodded, as Santa put on the face that looked exactly like Frosty's which frightened the three teenagers. Corey and Laney ran away while the evil snowman got Kin, and threw him on the snow where Kon was.
"I don't think that was Santa Claus." Laney said while Corey glared at her.
"Oh, no shit Sherlock! You know, thanks to you there's not gonna be any Christmas, and there's no one to help us!" Corey screamed at Laney's face which caused her to cry because of her crush shouting in her face. Corey heart had melted because of him shouting at Laney. He had hugged Laney for a minute then let her go.
"Are ok Lanes?" Corey said with sadness.
"Yh, I'm sorry Core I should have listened to you. Jesus Christ I can't do anything right!" Laney said as another light bulb appeared on Corey's head.
"Laney that's it your a genius!" Corey had bear hugged Laney which caused her to blush.
"Jesus can help us!" Corey said happily.
*JESUS CAN HELP THEM TRANSITION*
Corey and Laney went to the stable where Jesus was.
"Jesus, we beseech in this time of need." Corey made his speech as Laney interrupted him.
"OK. Fuck Frosty, he fucking killed." Laney said which they saw a bright yellow light infront of them.
"Lanes! This is Jesus! You don't say 'fuck' infront of Jesus!" Corey said. Jesus had go out of his crib and was fighting Frosty the Snowman.
"Go Jesus!" The blue and red haired teenagers said. Jesus and frosty was face to face to each other, as Jesus threw his halo at Frosty the Snowman which caused his hat to fall off and to melt. Jesus had got his halo back and went back into the crib.
"Well that sucked!" Corey said.
"Well I'm just glad that's over with. What do you have to say for today Core?" Laney reassured him. The spotlight had shined on Corey.
"Hmm what I learned from today's experience is. DON'T PUT THE HAT ON FROSTY!" Corey warned Laney.
"Also I had learned that the spirit of Christmas. It's not about Santa, Frosty or presents." The spotlight shined on Laney.
"Your right Lanes, it's about Jesus!" Corey and Laney was smiling.
"Hey lets go home, and have some nice warm hot chocolate!" Corey said as they both left Kin and Kon dead.
"Thanks for coming out everyone!" Corey closed the garage door.
AN: Ok so I hope this was ok? Sorry if Corey and Laney was out of character a bit. Also, sorry if Laney's Kyle because I find Laney and Kyle kinda similar to each other. So I wanted to add a bit of Corney for all use Corney lovers out there. ;) Chapter 2 will come out tomorrow and also Corey and Laney's Love Story will come out today. Bye guys.
