1. The werewolf was baring down on John, he yelled,

"Throw your knife. You can do it."

Dean knew he couldn't. He had goofed around all practice, but he had to try, so he threw it. It hit the werewolf and slowed it down but didn't kill it. Sam, got out of the car, ran closer and threw his knife and killed it.

Sam got a few swats for getting out of the car. As Dean was bent over the Impala feeling the bite of the switch, he vowed to master knife throwing to save his Dad and his ass.

2. Sam didn't want to learn to do CPR. Kissing was gross. The only reason he did it was because it was graded. Then Dad made him learn how to do stitches which was disgusting. He saw things a little differently after his Dad turned him over his knee and convinced his bare backside that first aid was very important!

When Dean started choking at dinner, Sam saved him. Then when Dad came home from a hunt bleeding badly he sewed him up and saved him. He decided his New Year's Resolution would be to stop being squeamish about first aid.

3. One New Year's Eve,

"Three F's what the hell Dean. I know you're smarter than that."

"Well, the teacher doesn't like me."

"Which one?"

"All of them?"

"Dean, I don't demand you do great but stay off the radar. F's don't do that, do they?"

"No sir."

"Then lose the pants and boxers and get over my knee."

John proceeded to remind Dean of the rules with his palm against Dean's backside.

As Dean cried,

"Dad, please stop, my New Year's Resolution is to keep my grades up!"

"Good job son."

4. John opened the door and heard the gun cock. He grabbed Dean and hit the deck screaming,

"Sammy, no!"

Sammy pulled the trigger as he recognized his Daddy's voice. He dropped the gun and hit his knees crying. John scooped up his 10 year old as held him as he cried.

"M'sorry Daddy."

"Why did you shoot?"

"I thought you were a scarecrow."

"Didn't I tell you not to read those books?" he asked as he tossed Sam over his knee.

"Ow, yes sir. I resolve to watch what I read from now on."

5. I was sick of standing in the corner. It felt like I'd been there for over an hour and Dean had forgotten about me. He wasn't supposed to spank me unless I disobey a direct order or put my life in danger, so here I stood in time out!

The longer I was there the madder I got until I couldn't take it any more. I got out, sat down and turned on the TV. Dean stormed in, sat next to me, pulled me over his knee and proceeded to tear my backside up. I think next time, I'm staying put!