A/N: Okay, so this is a REALLY stupid story, which came to me while I was bored in school. I'm actually typing in school now, during recess.

So most of you will think that it's lame, but I couldn't RESIST to type this, so have fun!

Disclaimer: J.K Rowling is the one with Harry Potter on a leash.


The Dark Side has cookies

Now, we all know the story of Peter Pettigrew: A famous Hogwarts Marauder, nicknamed Wormtail, always tagging along the lines of James Potter, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. He was also famously known to be a rat animagus, succeeding at the age of fifteen!

He swore to be loyal forever to his best mates, never letting them down during times of need. Like during Hogwarts times, when he would get into detention just because James and Sirius did. After all, when one gets hit, all the others feel the pain.

So what made him joined the Dark Side?

Now, as caring, as loyal, as brave, as Gryffindor Peter Pettigrew is, we always knew that he was a sucker for food. That would explain his endless trips to the kitchens and his round and mousy figure. Rats are, after all, known to scourage in the trash, looking for anything to nibble on. So when Lord Voldemort, the almighty Moldie-pants, found out this weakness in him, all he had to do was find the special sentence that changed Peter Pettigrew's life forever.

"Join the Dark Side, we have cookies," he said.

And thus, Peter Pettigrew joined the Dark Side.

However, he did not get his cookies. How sad =(


A/N: Told you it was stupid. REVIEW! Even though it was really lame...