„Ouch, can't you pay attention?!" I opened my right eye only to see the blonde managing to keep himself from spilling the cocktails he balanced on a tray in his hands.
"It's your (own) fault! Do you always have to sleep on deck? Baka marimo! My cocktails for Nami-san and Robin-chan almost fell down because of you!"
I tucked up my legs a bit and closed my eye. "Yeah yeah, just bring the ladies their drinks, ero-kokku."
Nami-san here, Robin-chan there. Always the same. To him, there were just the women. I supposed Nami was the only reason why he had come with us on our journey. Even though I still couldn't understand what he liked about that sea witch. She was always bossing him around and had him completely under her control. And she didn't even look that pretty. Yeah, I had to admit she looked quite more mature by now, but for me, she still was a child. If I had any interest in girls, I had to say Robin was far more interesting, more attractive and more mature than Nami was. And she didn't boss anyone around.
Another kick against my shin snapped me out of my sleep.
"When will you finally find a fucking sleeping place where no one stumbles over your damn leg?!"
"You could just use your second eye, then you wouldn't oversee my legs, half-blind cook!"
"I don't wanna hear that from a half-blind sword-rattler!"
"Oi, you're on the best way to go totally blind, kuso-kokku. You should pray that I have forgotten this when I wake up later." I waited for the counterattack. But it didn't come. Instead the cook just raised his eyebrow, smirked and went to the kitchen… What the…? Normally he always had an answer… I yawned and decided to go back to sleep.
"I'll get you, Chopper!"
"Hahaha, you can always try!" BAAAM. "Ooouch!"
"Chopper. Look where you're running."
I laughed in my doze. Chopper had apparently run into Robin. He could be glad it hadn't been Nami.
"You seeee, now I got you!"
How could they run around in this heat? I was already dying just lying around.