This is my first story for Pokemon, I hope you enjoy.

HA! You thought I was going to write a story, right? Wrong, I don't give to pathetic animal fuckers such as yourselves.

You all think that you have any pride, or self-respect, but Cousin Eddy who's fucking his sister still has more dignity than any of you, sticking your cocks into animals like some kind of irrational beast.

You all should merge with the rest of the failures of society and go watch MLP, fucking fat bastards.