CC: Oh hey there! If you've ever read this story, you will notice some things have changed about it. I was on a long hiatus from writing and came back and decided to rewrite this story because...while hilarious to me, I wanted it to be in an updated form! That being said, this is still just a fic to make people laugh and not meant to be serious. I fair warn you that the chapters of this story will likely be very short! Also I do this for fun, so no flames, I don't plan to make it to the big leagues of writing.
Some notes:
-I refer to "Yami Malik" as "Marik" and "Yami Yugi" as "Yami", and "Yami Ryou" as "Bakura".
-Yes the Yami's all have their own bodies here
-Seito is a character of my own creation
The should of the doorbell sounded though the Muto residence, causing Yugi to look up from the bowl of chips he was trying to fix before his friends arrived. "Yami, get the door!" he called out to the other male who had taken some drinks out to the living room.
"Okay!l" Yami's deeper voice called out before he made his way to the door and opened it to reveal Joey, Tristan, Ryou, Mai, Bakura, Malik, and Marik. Yami stared at the later of the three whom hadn't been invited to the little party, but he didn't ask why they were there. "Hey guys, come on it," he said welcoming even the uninvited guests into the home. He noted that Joey and Tristan were loaded down with bottles of wine and a rather unnerved looking Ryou was somehow managing to carry two cases of beer. He gave the white-haired male a strange look, but shrugged as he lead the others back to the living room.
As the three that were carrying booze set their bottles and boxes down, Yugi came out of the kitchen with the chips, "Wow, that's a lot of alcohol guys." He said sweat dropping a little bit at the sight of it all.
Joey turned to Yugi with a big, stupid grin on his face, "How're we suppose to play I've never without booze?" Joey grinned even wider, if that was even possible.
Yugi gave him a concerned look, "What are you talking about, I didn't-"
Though before Yugi could finish his statement Tristan interjected, "Oh come on Yugi! It'll be fun!"
The short kid still looked worried about it and in unison Joey and Tristan put on their best puppy dog eyes, "Puhleeeaaasseeeeee!"
Everyone else in the room just looked at each other while Bakura and Marik rolled their eyes, but eventually after being stared down, Yugi gave up, "Well, um, okay." His voice indicated that he still wasn't sure about the whole thing but he was going with it for now.
Joey and Tristan whooped and the first started uncorking the wine and the later started pulling beer cans out of the boxes that Ryou had sat down. Yugi disappeared to find some cups while the other's settled in. As they worked to get settled, the doorbell rang again and Yami looked a little confused wondering if Yugi invited more people he didn't know about.
"Malik go get the door please," Yami asked the blonde male whom was pretty much standing there doing nothing to help.
Malik started at him for a second, "No, this isn't my home, you get it," he quipped at the older male with a little grin.
"Fine I'll do it," Yami spoke in an irritated tone, "Again." He took off to open the door and none other than Seito Kiko was standing there.
The female with shoulder length black hair just stood there and grinned at the ex-Pharoah, "Well are you just gonna leave me out here?"
Yami met the girls purple eyes and gave her a small smile before standing back to let her in. She received looks from everyone as she flopped down in a seat next to Bakura and Marik.
"Sweet now we can play," Joey said breaking the somewhat awkward silence that passed as Yugi returned with the cups and began handing them out.
Seito glanced at Bakura, "What are we playing?"
"That ridiculous I've never game," he grumbled at her as he took a cup from Yami whom had taken to handing them out as well.
Everyone in the room grabbed the various alcohol containing bottles and poured themselves drinks and when everyone had something to drink Seito spoke up, "I'll go first! I never really liked Duke!" She grinned watching the other female drink along with Yugi, Joey and Ryou.
"I've got a good one," Malik spoke up with a bit of a mischievous grin, "I've never been called a low-life dog."
A few chuckles sounded in the room as Joey was the only one to drink, "Whateva!" the so-called dog said, "I've never tried to kill myself!"
Joey hadn't expected anyone to drink, but to everyone's surprise Seito took a sip of her drink only to elicit wide-eyed stares from most of the little group. "Yea, so what? Times get hard in Ancient Egypt," she said simply as though it wasn't a big deal.
Bakura interrupted any sort of response that anyone could make, "My turn," he said daring any of them to interrupt him with a glare, "I never liked Tea."
Yugi frowned and drank, "That's not very nice guys." Though he could only sigh before taking his turn, "I've never swore!"The short-stack grinned as everyone in the room but himself and Ryou drank.
"Yug, you are a jerk," Joey teased causing both Ryou and Yugi to laugh.
"I've never, umm," Tristan interrupted only to have everyone stare at him as he though, "Uh, well I've never liked veggies!"
Several in the room made faces at the mention of eating vegetables, but surprisingly Seito, Malik and Marik all drank and shrugged about it.
"I've got a good one," Mai spoke up with a wink, "I've never killed anything!"
Not too surprising Seito, Malik, Marik and Bakura each took a drink and to everyone's surprise Joey took a drink too. For the second time that night wide-eyed stares filled the room, but this time pointed at Joey. "Ha ha, yea," he said letting his voice trail off a bit before exhaling as Marik took the attention.
"I've never been good! Mwahahahahaha!" The male who just spoke took an unnatural time to laugh evilly as everyone but the two people sitting next to him, Seito and Bakura, drank.
"I haven't gone yet," Ryou spoke up with a smile, "I've never lied to a teacher!"
Seito drank with a roll of her eyes as both Joey and Tristan also took drinks, "Goodie, goodie," the female sneered a bit as gazes turned towards Yami who had yet to take a turn.
Yami looked thoughtful for a moment before speaking, "I've never lied to my hikari."
The other two yamis drank both grinning because they really didn't care about lying to anyone in particular.
The game lasted for another hour, everyone in the group getting drunker and drunker as they come up with more and more stupid things to say that they never did. They were clearly having way too much fun, but luckily no one said anything to elicit any fighting, which was surprising considering the number of violent people in the room.
"I'vehahahahahahaha," Seito was in the midst of trying to take a turn, but clearly the alcohol made her laugh before she could get anything out.
Joey began laughing at her for no real reason other than the way the word 'I've' had been smeared out with laughter.
Yugi then hoped up on the table and put his fist in the air, "I'm Yugi! And the power of Juju!"
Tristan burst into laughter somehow having ended up on the floor as he watched Yugi swaying on the table, "No! It TAK!" He attempted to correct his friend before being distracted as Joey exclaimed, "I'ma hippo!"
"No Bakura is a hippo," Ryou giggled pointing at the male who looked identical to him, just darker.
Bakura, who certainly wasn't as happy a drunk as everyone else glared, "Screw you hikari!" The male moved to try to hit Ryou but ended up tripping over Tristan who ended up on the floor somehow and was grinning as he spoke, "I like hippos," his voice trailed off and he laughed like a idiot before being stepped on by Seito as she dove for Joey, "Kill the hippo!"
The female chased Joey around the room, stumbling a bit before realizing she was far gone to be running and she fell into Malik's lap.
"I've found her guys," Malik said holding one of Seito's arms up in the air and waving it as she looked confused and murmured, "Huh?" At the same time that Yugi said, "Found who?"
Then Malik also looked confused and dropped the arm in his hand like he wasn't sure what it was before hearing Ryou, "Ohhh lookie, lookie she is with Malik!" Ryou giggled like a little girl causing Joey and Tristan to burst into laughter.
Then out of the blue Marik, who had been sitting there silently stood up and yelled, "Noooooooo!" Everyone was silent for a moment before Seito randomly grabbed onto Malik, "Mine all mine!" She set into her own little maniacal laugh as she pressed her cheek against his.
"What the," Yami spoke up next looking confused between Malik, Seito, and Marik, "Get your..hands off...her." His words were broken apart with laughter that he couldn't contain before he just fell back in his seat.
By this time the entire crew was just way to drunk to function, even if Bakura and Marik seemed like they weren't, they just weren't the giggling, silly drunks of the group. Eventually they all passed out in various locations in the Muto residence, apparently none of them remembering that is was in fact a school night.
All was silent in the house until the morning, the first people up were the sickest. "Yugi, where's your bathroom?" Ryou asked weakly, his face a sickly green color.
The male he was referring to lifted his head off the ground and grimaced grabbing his stomach, "Why don't I show you?" The pair took off to the bathroom, quickly followed by Joey and Tristan who was ranting, "Oh no! My face! I've got beer all over it! How is Serenity ever going to like me now!"
Seito glared as they ran toward the bathroom, "Shut up my head hurts," she groaned, knowing that he couldn't hear her, but his voice was gone so she just rubbed her temples.
"Stupid mortals," Bakura scoffed, rolling his eyes at everyone seeming to be absolutely fine.
"Ha lightweights," Marik nodded and agreed with the other yami.
Seito glared at the pair and reached over to poke Marik grinning as he let out a squeak noise. The male's eyes grew red and he pulled out a dagger, making a move for the person who had poked him before being driven to the floor by Yami who also seemed to be doing well after all the drinking, "NO YOU WON'T!"
"Oh Pharaoh I didn't know you were into this kinda thing!" Marik exclaimed with a smirk watching as Yami jumped off of him and gave him a grossed out look.
An awkward silence passed for a moment and then Seito spoke, "Alrighty, that didn't just happen." She looked at everyone else who looked like they had no intentions on getting up or talking.
Eventually Joey found his way back carrying some bottles of water that Yugi had shown him in the kitchen. Joey was followed by Tristan and then Yugi who also brought down water for the hungover crew.
Everyone was just settling in again, drinking water and trying to will their bodies to feel better. It took about twenty minutes for Ryou to finally wandered back into the room dropping a bottle of pain killers on the table with a horrified look on his face, "We're going to be late for school!" He whined at the others only to receive a unified groan in return, it appeared that no one was ready to get to school on time.