Here's a silly little drabble of mine that simply came to me. It's something I'm pretty sure we've all discovered about the internet. Poor Igor.
Three guesses what type of fan-fic Igor found that made him creep out like that XD
Rating: T
Characters (c) Cosgrove Hall Story (c) to me, Steffie
Enjoy ^_^
The Joys of The Internet
Welcome, dear boys and ghouls to another wicked day in Transylvania! The villagers trembled in fear as dead silence filled the air. What is going on in that dreaded castle today? Feminine shrieks filled the air as the men ran away as they heard the vampire duck's laughter echo from the castle...
*Meanwhile inside Castle Duckula*
Count Duckula laughed to himself as he played Internet Chess on the computer. It's the latest computer model that Igor had given to him on his birthday. The vampire duck was grateful, but he did ponder where the vulture got the money from. His day became even better when Dr. Von Goosewing, out of the blue, handed him an ADSL modem. The vampire duck thought it would've exploded, but he gladly found out that it's the genuine thing.
Ever since Igor had hooked the modem up to the computer, Count Duckula and his servants became addicted. Count Duckula played the on-line games, Nanny chatted on message boards and Igor was very private about what he checked on the internet.
*Much later that evening*
Igor chuckled quietly to himself as he read the text that's on the computer. To the old vulture's amazement, he had discovered that people from around the world have written fictional stories about what they believed were the young master's daily adventures of violence. Reading the stories brought him back memories of his good old days.
After he had read the story finished, he searched for another one. To his delight, he found a story whose summary said that he and Dr. Von Goosewing would be in it. The butler clicked on the link. He whispered under his breath what he had read.
"...'"Nein, nein. Please do not being hurting me, Igor!" Dr. Von Goosewing begged as Igor grabbed the gander by his arm and yanked him off his feet.' " Igor scrolled down a bit.
" '"Oh no, Dr. Von Goosewing" Igor grinned evilly at the shorter fowl, "What I'll be doing to you would make you wish I would hurt you!" the vulture sneered as he dragged the terrified doctor to the torture chamber.... ' "
Igor scrolled down and read what happened next. His eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. His entire face became red with anger and embarrassment. Anger overcame his body. Using the strength of his entire body, the butler smashed the modem with his two fists.
Count Duckula and Nanny barged into the room the moment the heard the noise. When the noticed the smashed modem, the mallard looked as if he would cry enough tears to flood the entire galaxy. Nanny clucked in fear, moaning that her fans would wonder what had happened to her if she didn't post anymore.
"Igor, why?!" the vegeterian vampire demanded
"I have finally found the perfect torture device!" Igor grumbled, "But, even I believe that it's far too cruel..."
As the villagers cower in fear as they heard heart-wrenching sobs echo from Castle Duckula, I fear I must bid you farewell.
Goodnight out there, whatever you are!
The End