Dewritos
Summary: a true love story
A bag of Doritos and a bottle of Mountain Dew sat on the table staring at each other with lustful eyes. Each were unopened and thus still a virgin, but still needed the sex.
"Hey wanna fuck?" asked Doritos opening up her bag for him
"Sure," Dew said and jumped inside ramming his cap inside her.
45 minutes his cap flew off and sprayed the dew all inside her bag.
The end